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If your “protected” bike lane is “protected” with something that doesn’t cause severe tire and/or body damage to a car or truck then your “protected” bike lane isn’t “protected”, it’s decorated.
If your “protected” bike lane is “protected” with something that doesn’t cause severe tire and/or body damage to a car or truck then your “protected” bike lane isn’t “protected”, it’s decorated.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If your “protected” bike lane is “protected” with something that doesn’t cause severe tire and/or body damage to a car or truck then your “protected” bike lane isn’t “protected”, it’s decorated.
Ordered some art from an Etsy store on the 5th. Got the “shipped” email on the 7th with a delivery estimate of the 15th. Checked today. They just gave it to the oust office today. Delivery estimate? The 29th.
They printed the label then sat on it for 17DAYS!!!
They printed the label then sat on it for 17DAYS!!!
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ordered some art from an Etsy store on the 5th. Got the “shipped” email on the 7th with a delivery estimate of the 15th. Checked today. They just gave it to the oust office today. Delivery estimate? The 29th.
They printed the label then sat on it for 17DAYS!!!
They printed the label then sat on it for 17DAYS!!!
Any news organization that says "DOGE" or "Department of War" or "Obama Care" without putting 'so called' in front of it is just blindly accepting republican misinformation campaigns.
None of those things legally exist.
None of those things legally exist.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Any news organization that says "DOGE" or "Department of War" or "Obama Care" without putting 'so called' in front of it is just blindly accepting republican misinformation campaigns.
None of those things legally exist.
None of those things legally exist.
The way you know he’s serious about Greenland is that he gave the envoy job to someone that already has a full time job…running the US state that is in the bottom 5 on every “best of” list of US States.
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The way you know he’s serious about Greenland is that he gave the envoy job to someone that already has a full time job…running the US state that is in the bottom 5 on every “best of” list of US States.
The fact that the Pentagon still orders pizzas in bulk a DECADE after the Pentagon Pizza Index was made public is a shocking indictment of military stupidity.
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The fact that the Pentagon still orders pizzas in bulk a DECADE after the Pentagon Pizza Index was made public is a shocking indictment of military stupidity.
A solution in search of a problem.
"Metropolis does not use license plate recognition,” Morrissey said. “Instead, our computer vision platform is trained on a comprehensive and proprietary data set to recognize vehicles with a ‘vehicle fingerprint’ based on its unique characteristics..."
Two of the city's largest parking garages are now using artificial intelligence to recognize your car
The city and the new operator, Metropolis, promise a smooth experience from the technology, but customers in other cities have filed class-action lawsuits over the system.
www.cvilletomorrow.org
December 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A solution in search of a problem.
If I show up somewhere to morn my murdered wife and I have costume changes and a light show you are all allowed to throw things at me.
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If I show up somewhere to morn my murdered wife and I have costume changes and a light show you are all allowed to throw things at me.
Say what you will about Sorkin and the flawed liberalism in The West Wing but the real reason it’s hard to watch is that it’s an idealized image of how we wish the process inside the White House worked but know it for sure doesn’t now and probably never did.
December 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Say what you will about Sorkin and the flawed liberalism in The West Wing but the real reason it’s hard to watch is that it’s an idealized image of how we wish the process inside the White House worked but know it for sure doesn’t now and probably never did.
We are, today, as a society, decidedly out of Ripped Fuel.
RIP James Ronsone
RIP James Ronsone
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We are, today, as a society, decidedly out of Ripped Fuel.
RIP James Ronsone
RIP James Ronsone
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Reposted by Zork Aficionado
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don’t understand how people buy gifts for people they live with and then store them till weeks later. I end up buying my wife like 5 gifts because I THINK I can do it but then I weaken and give them to her and end up buying new ones so she has something on Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I don’t understand how people buy gifts for people they live with and then store them till weeks later. I end up buying my wife like 5 gifts because I THINK I can do it but then I weaken and give them to her and end up buying new ones so she has something on Christmas.
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Never meet your heros. They might turn out to be humorless Bsky killjoys.
December 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Never meet your heros. They might turn out to be humorless Bsky killjoys.
You’d think the NHL would have made a bigger deal about this. How do they even still have a team at thing point?
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
You’d think the NHL would have made a bigger deal about this. How do they even still have a team at thing point?