Dril Eulenspiegel
@texaninnyc.bsky.social
I could fight a bobcat
"Hi we're the University of North Alabama marching band and we're from Muscle Shoals Alabama"
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Hi we're the University of North Alabama marching band and we're from Muscle Shoals Alabama"
Jewel, Shaggy, Busta Rhymes, Texas/Texas A&M, and a blowjob scandal involving Bill Clinton.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Jewel, Shaggy, Busta Rhymes, Texas/Texas A&M, and a blowjob scandal involving Bill Clinton.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
The dream of 1999 lives on.
CBS has never figured out how to sound balance for marching bands. It's a problem with football broadcasts too.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
CBS has never figured out how to sound balance for marching bands. It's a problem with football broadcasts too.
Running for coffee and just passed a Muslim woman who had wrapped her cell phone into her burka so she could talk on it hands-free.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Running for coffee and just passed a Muslim woman who had wrapped her cell phone into her burka so she could talk on it hands-free.
ANNOUNCE MINDHUNTER SEASON 3 YOU COWARD
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ANNOUNCE MINDHUNTER SEASON 3 YOU COWARD
The child has not cared a whit about the parade until Groff started up, and now she's fascinated.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The child has not cared a whit about the parade until Groff started up, and now she's fascinated.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Other musicals may have better singing but Ragtime will always have the most singing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Other musicals may have better singing but Ragtime will always have the most singing.
It is shocking that we figured out how to expose a Color Purple star more than Oprah herself, but here we are.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It is shocking that we figured out how to expose a Color Purple star more than Oprah herself, but here we are.
I have an unpopular opinion
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I have an unpopular opinion
Not sure why Europeans are yelling at us about US Ians when the two worst Ians, Watkins and Anderson, are both British.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Not sure why Europeans are yelling at us about US Ians when the two worst Ians, Watkins and Anderson, are both British.
I should probably confess that Allison needed vodka for a pie crust and I bravely agreed to make sure we didn't have to store the bottle.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I should probably confess that Allison needed vodka for a pie crust and I bravely agreed to make sure we didn't have to store the bottle.
Lol fuck y'all this is a simulation why are we still playing
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lol fuck y'all this is a simulation why are we still playing
The weirdest thing about having a small child is actually the uncontrollable urge to fight children's YouTube stars.
Ms Rachel, we're cool.
Mr Aaron, place and time.
Ms Rachel, we're cool.
Mr Aaron, place and time.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The weirdest thing about having a small child is actually the uncontrollable urge to fight children's YouTube stars.
Ms Rachel, we're cool.
Mr Aaron, place and time.
Ms Rachel, we're cool.
Mr Aaron, place and time.
I'm just going to say right now that North Texas is gravy, because everyone is confused why it's never good but also it's never good.
#Engagement
Name a Thanksgiving food item and I shall give you its football analog.
Name a Thanksgiving food item and I shall give you its football analog.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm just going to say right now that North Texas is gravy, because everyone is confused why it's never good but also it's never good.
If I ask the toddler to do something, it gets ignored or a blatant "no."
If her baby dolls ask her to do something, though, she agrees to it immediately.
So guess who's abusing that little loophole.
If her baby dolls ask her to do something, though, she agrees to it immediately.
So guess who's abusing that little loophole.
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If I ask the toddler to do something, it gets ignored or a blatant "no."
If her baby dolls ask her to do something, though, she agrees to it immediately.
So guess who's abusing that little loophole.
If her baby dolls ask her to do something, though, she agrees to it immediately.
So guess who's abusing that little loophole.
/reads Jason Garrett as the first name
//closes tab
//closes tab
Some early names being mentioned for open #UNT head coaching job. #GMG www.chron.com/sports/colle...
Who replaces Eric Morris? North Texas has several options with in-state ties
Could another Mike Leach disciple head to Denton to take his place?
www.chron.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
/reads Jason Garrett as the first name
//closes tab
//closes tab
Oh great, now I have to know about two different kinds of blockchains that will inevitably collapse and hurt everyone.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Oh great, now I have to know about two different kinds of blockchains that will inevitably collapse and hurt everyone.
Did the prosecutor drop this on actual principle, or did they just decide that the Supreme Court was never going to allow it regardless so it was pointless?
Breaking News: The last pending criminal prosecution against President Trump was dismissed by a judge in Georgia, effectively ending efforts to hold Trump criminally responsible for attempts to overturn the 2020 election. trib.al/EnJu57H
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did the prosecutor drop this on actual principle, or did they just decide that the Supreme Court was never going to allow it regardless so it was pointless?
I think we just had another earthquake
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I think we just had another earthquake
RIP Robert Moses you would have loved the Trump administration
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
RIP Robert Moses you would have loved the Trump administration
I don't find the Anne Hathaway meme particularly funny because this is the woman who laid me off over Zoom.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I don't find the Anne Hathaway meme particularly funny because this is the woman who laid me off over Zoom.
I dreamed last night about people playing Plinko from The Price is Right, but instead of balls/discs they were dropping cow poop.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I dreamed last night about people playing Plinko from The Price is Right, but instead of balls/discs they were dropping cow poop.
Ok but why is she using her middle initial then?! Was there another Iwona Horyn in SAG already
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ok but why is she using her middle initial then?! Was there another Iwona Horyn in SAG already
I'm going to be honest here...
If I have options for dessert, I'm never going to pick pie
If I have options for dessert, I'm never going to pick pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm going to be honest here...
If I have options for dessert, I'm never going to pick pie
If I have options for dessert, I'm never going to pick pie