Alonis the Law Lynx
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Alonis the Law Lynx
@thatbloodypinko.bsky.social
Lawyer ... lynx ... LawLynx! I'm well above the age of majority in every US state (34). Eagle Scout, HAM radio, and fan of big nuclear reactors. Always trying to learn new things because the law never stands still. He/Him/His
Who in their right mind would willingly find men attractive? 😉
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I saw Zootopia 2 last night and enjoyed it, even if the lynxes were the antagonists. 😄
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
We should still honor our side of the bargan and let Afghans who assisted us in the war against Al-Qaeda and the Taliban stay in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Barely met the 4 gallon minimum fuel purchase requirement at a gas station to avoid federal prison.

Phew!
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The Democrats who released the video reminding military members that they can and indeed have the duty to refuse blatantly illegal orders should probably not speak with the FBI agents.

But I guess now that makes me a target for stating what is true in American law and has been for a long time.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We get the society we vote for both at the ballot box and the jury box.
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Excellent example of how you do a good cross examination.

(Obviously not formal CX at trial but the style is the same.)
Oh my.

James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.

Get this man in the Senate.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Kitties 👯
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I respect this hustle.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Got my influenza vaccine this week but no Covid-19 vaccine was available because that's how medical freedom works in the USA.
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The world would be a much better place if habitual criminals used their energy like this guy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darius_...
Darius McCollum - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I know it's not *biblically accurate*, but the Warthog should have hub electric motors in each wheel, not an ICE for something relased for the 2319 model year to be used on alien planets.
a black vehicle is driving down a dirt road with trees behind it
ALT: a black vehicle is driving down a dirt road with trees behind it
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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For the folks that weren't there for it:
"Gay" and "Fag" were some of the most common insults in the 90's and early 00's. States passed laws and constitutional amendments blocking gays from marriage. Beatings and violence were everyday occurances. You could be fired from your job.
There is progress.
*deep breath*

Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Switched to the natural gas boiler today after temps got to the lower 20°s F / -6° C.

The heat pump alone did a good job considering the size of this old house. 🙂
Heat pumps are cool.

Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Large trucks have just become minivans for people who are trying to look cool or have low self-esteem.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[This is from April 2024.]

Turns out Ye's Donda Academy may have been even more fucked up than it at first seemed.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Ye wanted to shave Donda Academy students' heads and lock kids in cages, ex-employee says in lawsuit
The former employee, who alleges discrimination and retaliation, says in his suit that the artist formerly known as Kanye West compared himself to Hitler — “minus the gas chambers.”
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Okay, I'll wait until 19 November 2026 for GTA VI.

Here's to hoping the world isn't even more messed up at that time.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And today, the motorcycle endorsement is official on my driver's license.

Now it's:

- Life insurance policy.
- Clear garage space.
- Get riding jacket.
- Find my first motorcycle!
Huzzah!

I unlocked a new experience today: ride a motorcycle!

(Day 1 of my MSF basic rider course done.)
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Heat pumps are cool.

Ours has allowed us to hold off on running the natural gas boiler long enough that my electricity and natural gas company sent me a letter asking me to call them as there was something possibly wrong with the gas meter. Turns out they were just skeeved out by 0 gas this month.
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Noooooo ...

This guy spoke at my law school several years ago and got to meet the federal judge who sentenced him to prison as well. Disappointed to see this happen.

www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
www.reuters.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"You mean there was once an entire *airline* dedicated to trans people!?"

"Yup ... Trans World Airlines (TWA)! See what they took from us?"
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM