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Only follow me if you want to be bored. Fan of Arsenal football club and dad jokes.

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Apparently poking fun at arseblog gets you a bunch of new followers. Hello! 🙋‍♀️

Fair warning - I post a little about Arsenal football club, but also video games and dad jokes. Also, a lot of art boosts as we could all do with a bit of joy.
Hadn't seen the pass from Martinelli to Gyokeres from this angle before 🤩
January 23, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Make it make sense 🤨
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Hopefully we'll never play in this competition again (due to being in the Champions League), but what a miserable way to go out 😑
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
LOL @ the home fans counting down how long the United keeper is holding onto the ball 😂
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 PM
*sigh* what was Borbe thinking 😑
January 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"We Love you Kyra, we do" chant busting out 🫠
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
With how fogged up the camera is at Borehamwood, this game resembles TV shows where they blur out the background faces.
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Women's league-cup semi against United not available here, but I hope that heavily rotated line-up does the business.

#COYG
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I am now picturing Stuart McFarlane in defense standing over an opposition player screaming "this is my club, I fucking love this club" 😂
my son is delighted with the idea of playing a team of random arsenal staffers and supporters for the next cl match as we don't really need a result. "the arsenal bus driver! he should play in midfield!" 😅
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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good timing
It's that time of year again: we're looking for our next Antarctic team!

If you can imagine a job that’s needed to keep a small, remote community safe and running, we have it.

Escape the ordinary and apply for the job of a lifetime in Antarctica ⬇️
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Unable to watch our game against Inter due to still laughing at the 115 FC result 😂

#COYG
January 20, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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The Man City traffic light
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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JURRIEN TIMBER'S FAVORITE ARSENAL PLAYER GROWING UP ❤️
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Out-take from "Doctor Who: The Awakening" part 2 (1984).
#DoctorWho
January 20, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Letter in Times today
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Read this while humming along to "we're on a road to nowhere, come on inside".
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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現行の軽自動車の中ではいちばんかわいいと思う
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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With alt text because screen reader users deserve to have damp eyes too ;)
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Cringing at the Chinese channel that thought showing an AI "cover" to NMIXX, a group known for their vocal prowess, was a good idea.
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I wouldn't want to see Arsenal play this way, but end-end basketball games are certainly fun for the neutral to watch.
January 18, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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AFCONbelievable

The Paneka miss for Morocco
January 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
A panenka to try and win a tournament? That takes stones.

Shame he missed it.
January 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM