Gemma Rae
@theartofgemmarae.bsky.social
43, Swamp Siren, Artist, Writer, Rabble (a)Rouser, MalContent Creator, FBSMasseuse, Freelance Manic Cryptid Dream Thembo, AuDHD, 🤖✨️🌈🖖 Commie, Fash Basher, Half-Orc Bard Barbarian
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A Thread of some of my favorite conmen, unscrupled merchants, and swindlers! Post Your Own!!!!
First and Foremost:
QUARK
First and Foremost:
QUARK
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A Thread of some of my favorite conmen, unscrupled merchants, and swindlers! Post Your Own!!!!
First and Foremost:
QUARK
First and Foremost:
QUARK
Get you the kind of friends that make late night gluten free blueberry muffin-cake to share with you while you shoot smut in their house. 😭
I fuckin love you
💚 @takahanazawa.bsky.social 💚
I fuckin love you
💚 @takahanazawa.bsky.social 💚
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Get you the kind of friends that make late night gluten free blueberry muffin-cake to share with you while you shoot smut in their house. 😭
I fuckin love you
💚 @takahanazawa.bsky.social 💚
I fuckin love you
💚 @takahanazawa.bsky.social 💚
ACAB includes ChatGPT
July 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ACAB includes ChatGPT
And on the other side of things, there are sweetheart regulars who do things like bring me books. This time it was beautiful Taschen art books from their Library Of Esoterica. 🥺
June 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And on the other side of things, there are sweetheart regulars who do things like bring me books. This time it was beautiful Taschen art books from their Library Of Esoterica. 🥺
Gif is what I picture when I figure out I'm talking to a time waster.
"I'll bring an extra 3k so we can have fun!" 🙄
"Let me take you out for a drink!" 🙄
"You're the only one that caught my eye!" 🙄
*sends dick pic equivalent of a cat bringing you a half eaten mouse* 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️
"I'll bring an extra 3k so we can have fun!" 🙄
"Let me take you out for a drink!" 🙄
"You're the only one that caught my eye!" 🙄
*sends dick pic equivalent of a cat bringing you a half eaten mouse* 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️
a man is laying on a bed using a laptop and a tablet
Alt: A gif of Colin Robinson, the energy vampire from the tv show What We Do In The Shadows. He is laying on a bed on his stomach, propped up on his elbows and using his phone while kicking his feet, he is surrounded by open laptops and turned on tablets.
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Gif is what I picture when I figure out I'm talking to a time waster.
"I'll bring an extra 3k so we can have fun!" 🙄
"Let me take you out for a drink!" 🙄
"You're the only one that caught my eye!" 🙄
*sends dick pic equivalent of a cat bringing you a half eaten mouse* 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️
"I'll bring an extra 3k so we can have fun!" 🙄
"Let me take you out for a drink!" 🙄
"You're the only one that caught my eye!" 🙄
*sends dick pic equivalent of a cat bringing you a half eaten mouse* 🙄🙄🙄🤦♀️
I intimately know the hell of finding sw tolerant payment processors, but I stg! If Tryst could find an easy way to charge just $1 for clients to view a provider's contact info, I wholeheartedly believe it could cut down on time wasters trying to psychically vampirize us by orders of magnitude.
June 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I intimately know the hell of finding sw tolerant payment processors, but I stg! If Tryst could find an easy way to charge just $1 for clients to view a provider's contact info, I wholeheartedly believe it could cut down on time wasters trying to psychically vampirize us by orders of magnitude.
Client: You walk like you're listening to music.
Me, shutting the fuck up: Thanks, it's the violent neurodivergence that fux my proprioception, so I have to be hyper-aware of every muscle I move at all times so I don't just walk into a damn wall. It does give me a bit of a swagger! 😶
Me, shutting the fuck up: Thanks, it's the violent neurodivergence that fux my proprioception, so I have to be hyper-aware of every muscle I move at all times so I don't just walk into a damn wall. It does give me a bit of a swagger! 😶
May 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Client: You walk like you're listening to music.
Me, shutting the fuck up: Thanks, it's the violent neurodivergence that fux my proprioception, so I have to be hyper-aware of every muscle I move at all times so I don't just walk into a damn wall. It does give me a bit of a swagger! 😶
Me, shutting the fuck up: Thanks, it's the violent neurodivergence that fux my proprioception, so I have to be hyper-aware of every muscle I move at all times so I don't just walk into a damn wall. It does give me a bit of a swagger! 😶
It's time for us to STFU on the internet, the men know too much. We told our business all over the place, and now I just saw an assistant at my physio's hit another with a "Good girl", knowing *exactly* what he was doing. YOUNG MAN, NO. Absolutely not. You're not responsible enough for that yet. 😤
May 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's time for us to STFU on the internet, the men know too much. We told our business all over the place, and now I just saw an assistant at my physio's hit another with a "Good girl", knowing *exactly* what he was doing. YOUNG MAN, NO. Absolutely not. You're not responsible enough for that yet. 😤
I am the exact opposite kind to whatever neurodivergence makes Noise shows appealing. Only comedy open mics give me more second-hand embarrassment than I get from watching people stand around and intently watch someone else twiddle knobs until random arhythmic chhchhhchhhxtzzz and boops come out.
May 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I am the exact opposite kind to whatever neurodivergence makes Noise shows appealing. Only comedy open mics give me more second-hand embarrassment than I get from watching people stand around and intently watch someone else twiddle knobs until random arhythmic chhchhhchhhxtzzz and boops come out.
Being dx'd with "treatment resistant depression" and not "You & yours are being hunted for sport by shockingly stupid meglomaniacal oligarchs" is pretty whatever. But Medicaid approved me to do ketamine about it and I bet that would piss off Musky, so, what the hell, let's fucking go!
April 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Being dx'd with "treatment resistant depression" and not "You & yours are being hunted for sport by shockingly stupid meglomaniacal oligarchs" is pretty whatever. But Medicaid approved me to do ketamine about it and I bet that would piss off Musky, so, what the hell, let's fucking go!
Can I be honest? I've lost track of the # of times a date or client has told me, "Wow, you're even more beautiful than your pictures!" & 100% of the time my first thought is, "WTF am I doing wrong with my photos?!😤"
Is this just a thing ppl say? Am I having a tism about it and it's not literal???
Is this just a thing ppl say? Am I having a tism about it and it's not literal???
April 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Can I be honest? I've lost track of the # of times a date or client has told me, "Wow, you're even more beautiful than your pictures!" & 100% of the time my first thought is, "WTF am I doing wrong with my photos?!😤"
Is this just a thing ppl say? Am I having a tism about it and it's not literal???
Is this just a thing ppl say? Am I having a tism about it and it's not literal???
A while ago one of my favorite regulars was giving me a ✨️look✨️ at the end of our appointment, then said I must be a witch or a demon or something. I told him I was a succubus, because, I am. Then I get this gem when we were chatting recently... 🤣
Succubus, suck ur butt, whatever, I can do it all.
Succubus, suck ur butt, whatever, I can do it all.
April 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
A while ago one of my favorite regulars was giving me a ✨️look✨️ at the end of our appointment, then said I must be a witch or a demon or something. I told him I was a succubus, because, I am. Then I get this gem when we were chatting recently... 🤣
Succubus, suck ur butt, whatever, I can do it all.
Succubus, suck ur butt, whatever, I can do it all.
"I Shaved My Pussy For Disappointment: and other such mediocre tales from in-person sex work"
Well, I made decent use of my freshly denuded undercarriage at least, after this false start. 😆
Well, I made decent use of my freshly denuded undercarriage at least, after this false start. 😆
April 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"I Shaved My Pussy For Disappointment: and other such mediocre tales from in-person sex work"
Well, I made decent use of my freshly denuded undercarriage at least, after this false start. 😆
Well, I made decent use of my freshly denuded undercarriage at least, after this false start. 😆
Mardi Gras season means going to bed with your nipples still gilded because you're too fucking tired to figure out removing the liquid latex! 😭
Anyway, DAD's Ball was a blast. LSD Clownsystem is amazing.
Anyway, DAD's Ball was a blast. LSD Clownsystem is amazing.
March 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Mardi Gras season means going to bed with your nipples still gilded because you're too fucking tired to figure out removing the liquid latex! 😭
Anyway, DAD's Ball was a blast. LSD Clownsystem is amazing.
Anyway, DAD's Ball was a blast. LSD Clownsystem is amazing.
I've been surviving the NOLA snowpocalypse by listening a smutty book series and playing video games. I'm a little iffy on the writing in this one, but damn if it isn't painfully reawakening my Catholic Priest kink. 🫠
...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are.
...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are.
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I've been surviving the NOLA snowpocalypse by listening a smutty book series and playing video games. I'm a little iffy on the writing in this one, but damn if it isn't painfully reawakening my Catholic Priest kink. 🫠
...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are.
...Which is a weird one to have as an agnostic witchy Jew, but here we are.
This harrowed little crab speaks to my soul.
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This harrowed little crab speaks to my soul.
As the birthday ticks to a close and I go through the messages to find all sorts of fun stuff to send back to folks, I am, as always, delighted by all of the sweet, strange, sexy, heartfelt, and hilarious offerings that have been made. I highly suggest that others should try this game too!
For the past 4 years I've played this game for my birthday, so play with me, send me something and I'll send something back! I've also made my OF free for the week because I get my pleasure from being a giver, and this is how I like to celebrate! 🥳
January 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
As the birthday ticks to a close and I go through the messages to find all sorts of fun stuff to send back to folks, I am, as always, delighted by all of the sweet, strange, sexy, heartfelt, and hilarious offerings that have been made. I highly suggest that others should try this game too!
For the past 4 years I've played this game for my birthday, so play with me, send me something and I'll send something back! I've also made my OF free for the week because I get my pleasure from being a giver, and this is how I like to celebrate! 🥳
January 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
For the past 4 years I've played this game for my birthday, so play with me, send me something and I'll send something back! I've also made my OF free for the week because I get my pleasure from being a giver, and this is how I like to celebrate! 🥳
I bungee corded a collapsible camping fan to a tin chair and then zip tied my phone to it in order to create the POV effect of me lifting the viewer's chin with my sword. 😆
stoners and sex workers are also engineers
got the angle right by stacking a Godzilla x Kong popcorn bucket, a tub of Vaseline, and a pillow for the phone lmaooo
got the angle right by stacking a Godzilla x Kong popcorn bucket, a tub of Vaseline, and a pillow for the phone lmaooo
January 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I bungee corded a collapsible camping fan to a tin chair and then zip tied my phone to it in order to create the POV effect of me lifting the viewer's chin with my sword. 😆
New gender neutral greeting (Hello there, all my tiny fruity cuties!)? A good name for my entire friend group? Or just generally Trader Joe's employees?
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
New gender neutral greeting (Hello there, all my tiny fruity cuties!)? A good name for my entire friend group? Or just generally Trader Joe's employees?
Tis the season where New Orleans groundwater finally gets COLD, and the bidet goes from, "Ah, refreshing!" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GUESS I'M AWAKE NOW!"
Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant.
Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant.
January 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tis the season where New Orleans groundwater finally gets COLD, and the bidet goes from, "Ah, refreshing!" to "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I GUESS I'M AWAKE NOW!"
Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant.
Nothing beats that morning cup of coffee like being suddenly, rudely rimmed by a frost giant.
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15 murdered, 35+ injured, 3 IEDs found and detonated, several building fires, 1 dead friend, and my blocking thumb is getting a repetitive stress strain from numbly battling the botpocalypse when I come here for a brief reprieve from the horrors this year has already heaped on us. Let's skip 2025.
January 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
15 murdered, 35+ injured, 3 IEDs found and detonated, several building fires, 1 dead friend, and my blocking thumb is getting a repetitive stress strain from numbly battling the botpocalypse when I come here for a brief reprieve from the horrors this year has already heaped on us. Let's skip 2025.
My city was harmed last night, there are still unknown threats ongoing, and I fear that the Louisiana governor will seize this as a 9/11 like opportunity to fill our streets with state troopers and military to try to bring to heel a city that defies his facist nonsense at every turn.
January 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My city was harmed last night, there are still unknown threats ongoing, and I fear that the Louisiana governor will seize this as a 9/11 like opportunity to fill our streets with state troopers and military to try to bring to heel a city that defies his facist nonsense at every turn.
I would trust you to make sure people get the help they need ANY DAY over anything set up by our thoroughly corrupt and self serving city government.
Any tips rn will be used to help support folks in the community who will need to take some time off from work due to this.
For privacy purposes I cannot provide the transparency I would normally want to and I will not ask that you trust me on this.
But if you do trust me you know where to go.
For privacy purposes I cannot provide the transparency I would normally want to and I will not ask that you trust me on this.
But if you do trust me you know where to go.
January 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I would trust you to make sure people get the help they need ANY DAY over anything set up by our thoroughly corrupt and self serving city government.