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@theatomicgoblin.bsky.social

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Anishinaabe, trans, gay, autistic, adhd. Married. Father. Lifestyle history enthusiast. Survival hobbyist and #1 zombie apocalypse survival team pick. Artist, musician, actor, dancer. 3 opossums in a trench coat.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 7h

Oh man, I haven't played that in a hot minute, since i lost my big gaming friend group a decade ago lol. I mained silvanus, and I remember being pretty good at it too.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Unrelated to the op, but when I watched this movie with my husband, I gasped when I saw him hold up the 3 fingers, immediately knowing he gave himself away, since i grew up in Germany (army brat) and had to explain to my hubby that in Germany, 3 is thumb, index, and middle fingers.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

As the owner of a Labrador, this is a real struggle, lmao.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 2d

To this day, it still amuses me that wierd Al basically guessed the entire plot of episode 1 based on internet leaks, cause he wrote the saga begins 2 months before the movie came out.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

From largest to smallest: Oscar, Grungetta, Douglas, and Sherri. That's also the order I acquired them in, I just realized, lol.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 3d

Possum plushie stack (Grungetta has a permanent face stain from a beverage accident a long time ago, she's not actively dirty)

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

All this is to say that there is light on the other side of every darkness, and everyone goes through both at their own pace, and I'm rooting for you!

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

I didn't want to live in the darkness of my life/ birth circumstances, or the abuses that followed me because of how it shaped me. I decided I wanted to be happy, be authentically me, in all aspects of my personality, positive and negative.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

When nothing matters in the grand scheme of things, it can become a freeing experience because we can try to find joy in the things that are around us and bring joy to those around us. And I don't mean in a toxic positivity sort of way. I've been in the dark places and I didn't like it.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

I often feel the same way. We just gotta play with the hand we're dealt, though, yaknow? That's kind of where my "optimistic nihilism" comes in handy. I look at things and say "okay, what things do i have the power to change/ fix and what things do i just have to accommodate and live around?"

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

Bonus from a few days ago, we took her to the zombie farm during "no scare" hour.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 8d

Trick or treating tonight, our little was michonne from #thewalkingdead, with me and hubby as her "pets". Our chains were carabiner-ed to her back belt loop, essentially acting as a toddler leash that was part of the costumes lol.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

I may be 3 old fashioneds and 4 episodes into this marital tradition lmao. Thank goodness for swype making my drunk dyslexic ass intelligible lmao

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

I love getting drunk with hubby after baby has gone to sleep, watching doomsday preppers together and yelling at the screen about how dumb the yeehaw preps are. Not me yelling "can you eat your guns? No! Learn to garden, n00bs!"🤣🤣🤣

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

Jeffries endorsing Mamdami be like

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 9d

Today's zombie magnet poetry

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 10d

In today's zombie magnet poetry something something capitalism lol

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 10d

Hubby wrote a reply under my poem 🥹

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 10d

Played around with some paracord and made myself a woggle. I'm pretty proud of how it turned out!

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 11d

Today's zombie magnet poetry

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 12d

Got a magnetic poetry set to put on the upright deep freeze so I'm going to try to do poems with it frequently enough.

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 12d

I have shotgun shell looking ones on my "zombie response vehicle" but yours are fun too!

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 12d

Did a zombie themed 5k on Sunday, in my #zombiesrun gear. The way they had the zombies stationed, there was no way to not get tagged by them, so i got got, but I still had fun. I didn't train enough so I'm still recovering 2 days later. The leg pain is better than it was yesterday, though.

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☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 15d

My husband's grandma from up in Canada bought me the microwave of my dreams for my birthday😭🥰

☣️🧟‍♂️Zombae🧟‍♂️☣️ @theatomicgoblin.bsky.social · 18d

I just want to vibe, and triggering my anxiety disorder is not something I'm going to do just for the sake of some misplaced "loyalty" to people just because I've watched their videos for over a decade. I'm a kind person and I'm not going to accept the cesspool of negativity on the internet anymore.