The Awkward Otter
@theawkwardotter.bsky.social
Why, indeed, did it hurt when Frank Zappa peed?
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"Imagine, if you will, a man who is so desperate for the feeling of a woman that he invents a pocket pussy... But what happens when it gains sentience?
Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on...
...The Fleshlight Zone"
Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on...
...The Fleshlight Zone"
January 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"Imagine, if you will, a man who is so desperate for the feeling of a woman that he invents a pocket pussy... But what happens when it gains sentience?
Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on...
...The Fleshlight Zone"
Such an ethical dilemma is up next, on...
...The Fleshlight Zone"
When the local asshole loses his dog but you still share his missing dog post
a man in a hooded jacket says " now we 're even "
ALT: a man in a hooded jacket says " now we 're even "
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
When the local asshole loses his dog but you still share his missing dog post
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look at this photograph.
every time i do it makes me laugh.
every time i do it makes me laugh.
January 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
look at this photograph.
every time i do it makes me laugh.
every time i do it makes me laugh.
Elon Musk: *is a cunt*
Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"
Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"
January 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Elon Musk: *is a cunt*
Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"
Mark Zuckerberg: "Hold my beer"
Saw Nosferatu... Definitely sags in parts pacing wise but overall very good. Bill Skarsgard kills it as Count Orloc.
Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?
Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?
a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a bridge
ALT: a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a bridge
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Saw Nosferatu... Definitely sags in parts pacing wise but overall very good. Bill Skarsgard kills it as Count Orloc.
Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?
Although is it me or does his version look like Mr Bobinski from Coraline?
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Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!
theonion.com/breaking-you...
theonion.com/breaking-you...
January 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount!
theonion.com/breaking-you...
theonion.com/breaking-you...
POV: The Sonic 3 writers deciding that Robotnik should straight up murder his grandad out of nowhere
a person is writing on a piece of paper in the dark with a pen
ALT: a person is writing on a piece of paper in the dark with a pen
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
POV: The Sonic 3 writers deciding that Robotnik should straight up murder his grandad out of nowhere
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Temu Warehouse Burns To The Ground Costing Tens Of Euros In Damage
December 31, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Temu Warehouse Burns To The Ground Costing Tens Of Euros In Damage
Why is Paddington in Peru a better Uncharted film then the actual Uncharted film
January 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Why is Paddington in Peru a better Uncharted film then the actual Uncharted film
Happy New Years followers!
Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends.
Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎
Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends.
Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎
January 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy New Years followers!
Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends.
Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎
Hopefully I've been able to make you laugh and have a good time. Lucky to meet some great people on here, and even some people who while I don't agree with everything they say, I still have a massive amount of respect for. Y'all are legends.
Roll on 2025 suckahs 😎
I do 🥺
December 31, 2024 at 10:59 AM
I do 🥺
Rule of Rose
December 31, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Rule of Rose
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I offered my 19 son a beer. He declined and went for a 🏃♂️ at 11:25pm.
This calls for a paternity test.
This calls for a paternity test.
December 31, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I offered my 19 son a beer. He declined and went for a 🏃♂️ at 11:25pm.
This calls for a paternity test.
This calls for a paternity test.
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Of course we had EVs when I was a kid
December 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Of course we had EVs when I was a kid
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Million dollar idea:
A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am
A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am
December 30, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Million dollar idea:
A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am
A nightlight that gently tazes your children if they get out of bed before 7am
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Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?
December 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Why fall in love when you can fall into a shark tank wearing a chum suit?
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Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
theonion.com/britain-bans...
theonion.com/britain-bans...
December 30, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
theonion.com/britain-bans...
theonion.com/britain-bans...
Martin Pooper King, Jr
Eatin Ass, Eatin Ass
Thank God almighty, I’m Eatin Ass
Thank God almighty, I’m Eatin Ass
December 31, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Martin Pooper King, Jr
CANWEPRETENDTHATAIRPLANESINTHRNOITHTSKOY
December 31, 2024 at 10:54 AM
CANWEPRETENDTHATAIRPLANESINTHRNOITHTSKOY
Let's not ask for miracles
December 31, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Let's not ask for miracles
The definition of preaching to the converted lol
December 31, 2024 at 10:50 AM
The definition of preaching to the converted lol