Auntie K, the Bacon Fairy
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Be Nice. Play Fair. Have Fun.
As citizens of the USA, we have to hold our government accountable to the Constitution. Don't let Fascism take over.
Never give up.
Always tip well. If you can't afford a good tip? Adjust your order.
As citizens of the USA, we have to hold our government accountable to the Constitution. Don't let Fascism take over.
Never give up.
Always tip well. If you can't afford a good tip? Adjust your order.
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Art. I of the Constitution gives Congress the power to make rules and regulations for the armed forces — including codes of discipline and strictures against following illegal orders. You can’t punish members of Congress for articulating those rules. Also protected by Speech and Debate Clause.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Art. I of the Constitution gives Congress the power to make rules and regulations for the armed forces — including codes of discipline and strictures against following illegal orders. You can’t punish members of Congress for articulating those rules. Also protected by Speech and Debate Clause.
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Powerful words on the FBI website on why U.S. officials and soldiers swear an Oath to the Constitution and not a leader or an entity:
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Powerful words on the FBI website on why U.S. officials and soldiers swear an Oath to the Constitution and not a leader or an entity:
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DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
DC jury acquitted the Sandwich Guy. Lindsay Halligan can’t even bring an indictment because she’s not legit. Jeanine Pirro couldn't get a conviction because she’s incompetent.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
As the judge pointed out, incompetent Pam Bondi completely screwed up the appointment of Halligan in violation of the law.
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Ford News @FordJohnathan5
3h
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS The US National Debt has now passed 39 trillion. It was 36 trillion when Trump took office. Trump's administration has added nearly 3 trillion dollars in 11 months. 🚨
DOGE didn't do a damn thing but gut needed personnel and kill children worldwide.
3h
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS The US National Debt has now passed 39 trillion. It was 36 trillion when Trump took office. Trump's administration has added nearly 3 trillion dollars in 11 months. 🚨
DOGE didn't do a damn thing but gut needed personnel and kill children worldwide.
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ford News @FordJohnathan5
3h
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS The US National Debt has now passed 39 trillion. It was 36 trillion when Trump took office. Trump's administration has added nearly 3 trillion dollars in 11 months. 🚨
DOGE didn't do a damn thing but gut needed personnel and kill children worldwide.
3h
🚨 #BREAKINGNEWS The US National Debt has now passed 39 trillion. It was 36 trillion when Trump took office. Trump's administration has added nearly 3 trillion dollars in 11 months. 🚨
DOGE didn't do a damn thing but gut needed personnel and kill children worldwide.
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This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This plaque is posted at West Point. Alcoholic TV talk show chatterbox Pete Hegseth wants to court-martial Arizona Senator Mark Kelly for repeating what is written on it.
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NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
Lawmakers Call for Probe of How Firm Tied to Kristi Noem Got Piece of $220 Million DHS Ad Contracts
The demands for an investigation come after a ProPublica story revealed that the Noem-connected Strategy Group was secretly a subcontractor on the ad campaign.
www.propublica.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
NEW: Senators have called for an investigation after a ProPublica story revealed that Kristi Noem-connected firm the Strategy Group was secretly hired as a subcontractor on a $220 million DHS ad campaign.
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New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
New rule: if you’re a Supreme Court Justice and you’re mentioned in the Epstein files, you have to recuse from any future lawsuit about the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
I think we should abolish pensions for former members of Congress. Or, at least make it illegal for them to become lobbyists for the interests that have fed them money. And absolutely reverse Citizens United.
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think we should abolish pensions for former members of Congress. Or, at least make it illegal for them to become lobbyists for the interests that have fed them money. And absolutely reverse Citizens United.
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I lost my virginity by being raped by a cousin.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I lost my virginity by being raped by a cousin.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
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Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
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Who remembers those early Palantir trades
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who remembers those early Palantir trades
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Stolen elections have consequences.
Dont let him get away with covering up the Epstein files.
Dont let him get away with covering up the Epstein files.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Stolen elections have consequences.
Dont let him get away with covering up the Epstein files.
Dont let him get away with covering up the Epstein files.
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You know who my rural farming and mining great-grandparent's loved?
FDR. The New Deal.
Bring it back.
FDR. The New Deal.
Bring it back.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You know who my rural farming and mining great-grandparent's loved?
FDR. The New Deal.
Bring it back.
FDR. The New Deal.
Bring it back.
YA THINK??....
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
YA THINK??....
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Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
This is cool, but there's higher priorities to deal with out there.
Also, though, every time we eff with Nature, it blows up in our face.
Also, though, every time we eff with Nature, it blows up in our face.
www.extremetech.com/science/scie...
So, with viable RNA scientists are one step closer to bringing back the Wooly Mammoth
So, with viable RNA scientists are one step closer to bringing back the Wooly Mammoth
Scientists Successfully Extract 40,000-Year-Old RNA From Woolly Mammoth
The ancient pachyderm was preserved in permafrost, providing the most intact RNA ever studied.
www.extremetech.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is cool, but there's higher priorities to deal with out there.
Also, though, every time we eff with Nature, it blows up in our face.
Also, though, every time we eff with Nature, it blows up in our face.
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Leavitt: Why aren't you talking about what these members of congress are doing to encourage violence…. They're literally saying to 1.3 million active duty service members not to follow lawful orders
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Leavitt: Why aren't you talking about what these members of congress are doing to encourage violence…. They're literally saying to 1.3 million active duty service members not to follow lawful orders
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
Reporter: Actually they said illegal orders.
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Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Whistles are one of the most accessible tools in resisting ICE.
Here’s how to use them:
Here’s how to use them:
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
Ew.
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ew.
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When we say "Release the Epstein files," we mean the unredacted version.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When we say "Release the Epstein files," we mean the unredacted version.
WHO? WHY?
(fricking Hegseth, right?)
Hellllll Noooo...
(fricking Hegseth, right?)
Hellllll Noooo...
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
WHO? WHY?
(fricking Hegseth, right?)
Hellllll Noooo...
(fricking Hegseth, right?)
Hellllll Noooo...