Billy Procida
@thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social
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Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer. Jets fan. Tickets: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1554099155409
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I am frequently distracted by the prospect of cumming. It's my Achilles' scrotum.
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Yo your friends could use some groceries if your cabinet is full, Snow!
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"Passing ineffective law to satiate the public breeds contempt for the law and the political process. It also deters efforts to find solutions that really will work. Having already passed a law, the politicians can move on to the next thing, even though the law in question is ineffective."
Port: We should care if the laws we pass actually work
If politicians make a new law, it should work, and if it doesn’t work, it shouldn’t be the law.
www.inforum.com
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mikestabile.bsky.social
In case you had "conservative gay candidate who opposes trans rights and gay marriage maintains racist Nazi sex blog while claiming antisemitism the centerpiece of his campaign" on your 2025 Republican bingo card
Tumblr linked to Republican John Reid engaged with Nazi porn accounts
Reid denies ownership with the blog.
americanjournalnews.com
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Uber drivers know that if you pick me up from my building at 12:17am on a Tuesday, I'm having sex where he drops me off. Right???
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erininthemorning.com
We don’t want empowerment months and remembrance days. We want our healthcare.
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What if Bad Bunny just does a PowerPoint presentation explaining that Puerto Rico is part of the United States of America?
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The Writer's Room took one of those good swings this season with this. Really excited to see how this thread develops.
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Hang tight. Lemme see if some members of Congress can legislate that away. Brb ☎️
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mikestabile.bsky.social
I do wish he had consulted even one cam girl who could have told him to back away from the wall and get a key light for some depth so that it doesn’t look like a gd hostage video
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Why is writing so hard
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They're putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air just to distract from the Epstein File.
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Yup! Wild twist: they're actually gonna be BAD! Give them all Emmys.
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When the writers finally decide to let the Jets hook up with the Super Bowl, it's gonna be some epic television. #JetsNation
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Seriously, shut up, no member of the Black community who has been hearing the word "woke" in common usage forever to refer to political astuteness wants to hear your white ass talk about "woke." I'm not playing, I had a lot of coffee & this is pissing me off.
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Is it safe to list an OF in our IG links again? 👀👀
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bencollins.bsky.social
I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.
acyn.bsky.social
Ingraham: A Democrat congressional candidate was thrown to the ground by an ICE agent. Good work
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Could a dominatrix save America??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Today, someone in my section bought the #Jets jersey off my back for $200. #NYJvsBUF
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erininthemorning.com
There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man.

Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent.

We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate.

My latest piece.
We Must Not Posthumously Sanitize Charlie Kirk's Hateful Life
Influential anti-LGBTQ+ activist Charlie Kirk was assassinated on Wednesday. While condemning violence is something most can get behind, sanitization of his hate has gone too far.
www.erininthemorning.com
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erininthemorning.com
1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.

Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.

WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.

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Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting
Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.
www.erininthemorning.com
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The difference between our gigs tonight is actually insane. Can't wait to watch this dude.