Politicians these days smh

You might not like it.. but kids have got to learn how to survive when they don’t have a middle-aged white guy to hand.

UK officially much dumber than Australia. Impressive.

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS
1. Honey Glazed Babydoot
2. Angel Bimp
3. Curiosity Rover
4. Legendary Porch Gremlin
5. Eastern Dreamy Peanut
6. Kevin
7. Loaf+ (subscription only)
8. Detective Nosey Primbus
9. Creeper SURPRISE
10. Humble Trashlord

Can’t believe they’re transing kids just to sell wankier coffee to libtards. Madness.

Did you know that some of the older bollards in London are in fact repurposed cannon, many from the Napoleonic wars, some French, some British, although I don't think anyone can say for sure. Here's a picture of some dug up and laid flat. I love that the city I live in has so many ancient layers.

I know everything is awful etc, but I moved to the country and there’s a possum living in a helmet in my shed.

So not *quite* everything.

babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months

It’s almost as if helping people find work was never the point.

Fortunately, they are truly great at making unemployed people feel like shit.. it’s almost as if etc etc.

Goodnight m.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxJ...

Tea drunk from a ceramic or china cup: perfect, wonderful experience, I waited all day for this, God's own beverage

Tea drunk from a cardboard or polystyrene cup: scalding, somehow both too watery & too tanniny, why does the devil want me dead personally

Finally we are seen

Scrooge: You there, boy! What day is it?

ChatGPT: Days were invented by the Druids in 1974

Ooh, hark at her who has cats and yet still believes a cereal bowl, or, indeed, any other thing, belongs to her.

Reckon he thinks the telly is a tanning lamp.

Remembering when my friend got banned from the Dogspotting Facebook post for repeatedly posting pictures of horses with the caption "big doggo"

Just some ducklings, eating some lettuce whilst having a swim.
#ducklings

beholde: a man

Now you mention it, the evidence is compelling.

This is currently every third word spoken in my home.

DONKEYS!

I see that various real people have arrived on this future hellsite. So here’s a life update:

Still in Melbourne Australia. Family of two cats and two idiots. Moving to the country next year (will have garden and donkeys).

Generally prefer to STFU on the socials. But I’m watching you fuckers.

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

This certainly makes Emily Kawasaki happy. Whether it makes you happy, I dare not speculate.