Jim
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I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande. Decatur, GA
Accidental Zevon would be a pretty great account to follow
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Accidental Zevon would be a pretty great account to follow
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Worst performance of the year for Arsenal… and it took a gifted goal, one that ought to have been disallowed, and a denied handball PK to get that result. Arsenal are still the best team in the league and will win the title.
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Worst performance of the year for Arsenal… and it took a gifted goal, one that ought to have been disallowed, and a denied handball PK to get that result. Arsenal are still the best team in the league and will win the title.
When Cunha keeps going down like that, make him actually feel it.
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
When Cunha keeps going down like that, make him actually feel it.
Conceded 3 for the first time since effin LUTON TOWN
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Conceded 3 for the first time since effin LUTON TOWN
It seems super strange to me that when playing in the Champions League, Arsenal are able to play free-flowing football, get penalty kicks, and win every game. Then they come back to England and get grabbed, kicked, and denied every close call. Almost like the refs in the rest of the world…
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It seems super strange to me that when playing in the Champions League, Arsenal are able to play free-flowing football, get penalty kicks, and win every game. Then they come back to England and get grabbed, kicked, and denied every close call. Almost like the refs in the rest of the world…
VAR is Mancunian Strong today.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
VAR is Mancunian Strong today.
Looks like he took a swing at Jesus’ head to me.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Looks like he took a swing at Jesus’ head to me.
Handball rules that gave Chelsea a PK today and allowed that to count need to be completely rewritten. They make zero sense and referees have no clue how to apply them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Handball rules that gave Chelsea a PK today and allowed that to count need to be completely rewritten. They make zero sense and referees have no clue how to apply them.
My director of football told me his strikers keep getting eaten by Premiership defenses and I asked him what he did and he said he just goes to the Iberian Peninsula and gets another and I said it sounds like you’re just feeding strikers to defenses and his kid starts crying.
January 24, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My director of football told me his strikers keep getting eaten by Premiership defenses and I asked him what he did and he said he just goes to the Iberian Peninsula and gets another and I said it sounds like you’re just feeding strikers to defenses and his kid starts crying.
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at dinner a friend ordered crab rangoon and I immediately said “things of that nature” in the same cadence as the “peace be with you / and also with you” of my Catholic youth
January 23, 2026 at 2:30 AM
at dinner a friend ordered crab rangoon and I immediately said “things of that nature” in the same cadence as the “peace be with you / and also with you” of my Catholic youth
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January 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Will Anderson is a damn problem. Beast.
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Will Anderson is a damn problem. Beast.
“It teaches them who not to trust next time.”
Yes, they shouldn’t trust the people who were correct to warn them about what actually harms them. They should instead trust the people who lied to them then robbed them.
If that’s the lesson they learned because of sore feelings, they are beyond help.
Yes, they shouldn’t trust the people who were correct to warn them about what actually harms them. They should instead trust the people who lied to them then robbed them.
If that’s the lesson they learned because of sore feelings, they are beyond help.
You knew it was a snake when you picked it up and me laughing that you got bit by the snake you picked up makes you want to pick up more snakes? Ok sure.
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
“It teaches them who not to trust next time.”
Yes, they shouldn’t trust the people who were correct to warn them about what actually harms them. They should instead trust the people who lied to them then robbed them.
If that’s the lesson they learned because of sore feelings, they are beyond help.
Yes, they shouldn’t trust the people who were correct to warn them about what actually harms them. They should instead trust the people who lied to them then robbed them.
If that’s the lesson they learned because of sore feelings, they are beyond help.
In Atlanta it’ll be contact highs from all the weed clouds in gridlocked traffic. Dudes wearing 60 lbs of tactical gear slipping on wing bones and flopping ass over tits. Can’t go after East Africans bc they all drive massive Tahoes as airport taxis and those look like ICE vehicles.
in Nashville it might have to be “lying about this parking lot being free to use”
I love that every city has added a new mischief to the anti-ICE work:
LA started the noise outside hotels
Portland started the inflatables
Chicago started the whistles
Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol
If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡
LA started the noise outside hotels
Portland started the inflatables
Chicago started the whistles
Minneapolis started not warning them about the weather lol
If ICE comes to your city it’s your duty to out-scamp the last 🫡
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
In Atlanta it’ll be contact highs from all the weed clouds in gridlocked traffic. Dudes wearing 60 lbs of tactical gear slipping on wing bones and flopping ass over tits. Can’t go after East Africans bc they all drive massive Tahoes as airport taxis and those look like ICE vehicles.
115 charges and this is the end result? Better go out and spend another £3B!
Probably time for that frontrunner to float retirement again.
Probably time for that frontrunner to float retirement again.
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
115 charges and this is the end result? Better go out and spend another £3B!
Probably time for that frontrunner to float retirement again.
Probably time for that frontrunner to float retirement again.
Of all the indignities and frustrations that Manchester City’s rampant financial doping and smarmy litigation have brought, making me root for Manchester United might be worst. The absolute nerve of them making me happy when good things happen to Yanited. Makes me grit my teeth.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Of all the indignities and frustrations that Manchester City’s rampant financial doping and smarmy litigation have brought, making me root for Manchester United might be worst. The absolute nerve of them making me happy when good things happen to Yanited. Makes me grit my teeth.
So the ubiquitous Salesforce AI commercials he stars in will just go away now, right?
Actor Matthew McConaughey seeks to patent image to protect from AI.
Many artists are increasingly concerned about the uncontrolled use of their image via generative AI since the rollout of ChatGPT and other AI-powered tools
u.afp.com/SXVq
Many artists are increasingly concerned about the uncontrolled use of their image via generative AI since the rollout of ChatGPT and other AI-powered tools
u.afp.com/SXVq
January 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM
So the ubiquitous Salesforce AI commercials he stars in will just go away now, right?
TFW there’s a thicc six
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
TFW there’s a thicc six
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Lianne Sanderson doesn't think Kai Havertz is a great player.
Can't think of a clearer way to say "I don't know ball" without saying it outright.
Can't think of a clearer way to say "I don't know ball" without saying it outright.
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Lianne Sanderson doesn't think Kai Havertz is a great player.
Can't think of a clearer way to say "I don't know ball" without saying it outright.
Can't think of a clearer way to say "I don't know ball" without saying it outright.
Based on this, I actually think that an American analogy would be an NFL team and a good high school team. Wild.
Just 6861 positions between Crystal Palace and Macclesfield in the Opta Power Rankings
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Based on this, I actually think that an American analogy would be an NFL team and a good high school team. Wild.
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Just 6861 positions between Crystal Palace and Macclesfield in the Opta Power Rankings
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just 6861 positions between Crystal Palace and Macclesfield in the Opta Power Rankings
This FA Cup upset… analogy in USA maybe would be the Philadelphia Eagles beat by… Villanova? That might be too close in terms of league levels. Widener? Central Bucks East HS?
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This FA Cup upset… analogy in USA maybe would be the Philadelphia Eagles beat by… Villanova? That might be too close in terms of league levels. Widener? Central Bucks East HS?
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the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens