The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt
He/Him
He/Him
Pinned
2025 Goals Time
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
Is this good chat?
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Is this good chat?
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Metallica
Metallica at Lollapalooza
Metallica at Woodstock 99
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2000
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2003
Metallica
Metallica at Lollapalooza
Metallica at Woodstock 99
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2000
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2003
introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Poppy
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
Jimmy Eat World
AFI
Poppy
Weird Al
Fall Out Boy
Jimmy Eat World
AFI
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to:
Metallica
Metallica at Lollapalooza
Metallica at Woodstock 99
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2000
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2003
Metallica
Metallica at Lollapalooza
Metallica at Woodstock 99
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2000
Metallica at Summer Sanitarium 2003
Made it one hour and eight minutes before the first racist comment at Thanksgiving dinner.
a man in a suit and tie says " i think we 're making progress snl "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says " i think we 're making progress snl "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Made it one hour and eight minutes before the first racist comment at Thanksgiving dinner.
I think it's ok to be 99.9999% pro-worker
your reaction to this reporting is probably the ultimate test of whether you are actually 100% pro-worker or not
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think it's ok to be 99.9999% pro-worker
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
Putting the social into socialist
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Putting the social into socialist
First time I've played a video game since 11/9.
a cartoon character with the word finally written on it
ALT: a cartoon character with the word finally written on it
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
First time I've played a video game since 11/9.
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
@mysticmsa3d.bsky.social what is going on with your club?
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@mysticmsa3d.bsky.social what is going on with your club?
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So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
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MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I just want a word with all these winter lovers that are like "30° with a 30 mph wind is good actually"
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I just want a word with all these winter lovers that are like "30° with a 30 mph wind is good actually"
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
This was the price I was waiting for on Lego Horizon
The PlayStation Plus Monthly Games for December:
🏹 LEGO Horizon Adventures
🧟 Killing Floor 3
🥽 The Outlast Trials
🤖 Synduality Echo of Ada
🃏 Neon White
Full details: play.st/4pC6x3e
🏹 LEGO Horizon Adventures
🧟 Killing Floor 3
🥽 The Outlast Trials
🤖 Synduality Echo of Ada
🃏 Neon White
Full details: play.st/4pC6x3e
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This was the price I was waiting for on Lego Horizon
I definitely joined that hour long conference call with Microsoft about Azure retirements where I'm the only employee from my company on it.
I don't know what I needed to get through work today, but I know I didn't need "neither the tester or developer know how this ticket works"
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I definitely joined that hour long conference call with Microsoft about Azure retirements where I'm the only employee from my company on it.
TFW you find out a Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concert is coming to your city, but half the music is from FFXIV which you've never played
a man says of course it is in front of a bunch of toys
ALT: a man says of course it is in front of a bunch of toys
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
TFW you find out a Final Fantasy Distant Worlds concert is coming to your city, but half the music is from FFXIV which you've never played
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I don't know what I needed to get through work today, but I know I didn't need "neither the tester or developer know how this ticket works"
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I don't know what I needed to get through work today, but I know I didn't need "neither the tester or developer know how this ticket works"
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
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The bank placed a 7 day hold on my wife's paycheck.
a woman in a police uniform is standing in a room and saying `` burn everything '' .
ALT: a woman in a police uniform is standing in a room and saying `` burn everything '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The bank placed a 7 day hold on my wife's paycheck.
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
The boss's boss "is working with HR to make sure I'm in the January promotion cycle"
a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
ALT: a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The boss's boss "is working with HR to make sure I'm in the January promotion cycle"