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A group of vultures feeding on a carcass is called a wake.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
A group of vultures feeding on a carcass is called a wake.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
"Primate" is "Cujo" with a chimpanzee.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"Primate" is "Cujo" with a chimpanzee.
With what passes for intellectual and political argument in our world I'm frankly surprised every single jury trial doesn't end in a mistrial with the jurors split 50/50.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
With what passes for intellectual and political argument in our world I'm frankly surprised every single jury trial doesn't end in a mistrial with the jurors split 50/50.
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AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
Maduro gets a trial while over 80 innocent Venezuelans were summarily executed in the operation. Indefensible.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Maduro gets a trial while over 80 innocent Venezuelans were summarily executed in the operation. Indefensible.
They're "wagging the dog" so hard they're gonna create a Veterinary Differential Diagnosis entry of Shaken Canine Syndrome.
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're "wagging the dog" so hard they're gonna create a Veterinary Differential Diagnosis entry of Shaken Canine Syndrome.
"Person with knowledge" in the T-Rump administration? Now I know you're lying.
From Maduro to Stephen Miller. People in Venezuela can’t catch a break.
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"Person with knowledge" in the T-Rump administration? Now I know you're lying.
Most ironic line ever spoken is "according to a person with knowledge" when referring to any member of the T-Rump administration.
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Most ironic line ever spoken is "according to a person with knowledge" when referring to any member of the T-Rump administration.
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When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.
Better investigate your barber. That line up should be charged as felony criminal assault.
Dan Bongino: “I’m going back to my podcast, where I just talk about how incompetent the FBI is.”
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Better investigate your barber. That line up should be charged as felony criminal assault.
Atleast 80 dead Venezuelans in this 'law enforcement action" to capture Maduro. Innocent civilians, innocent civil servants and military members all murdered without cause having NOT been indicted for any crime.
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Atleast 80 dead Venezuelans in this 'law enforcement action" to capture Maduro. Innocent civilians, innocent civil servants and military members all murdered without cause having NOT been indicted for any crime.
When my turn with the genie comes I'll get right on that.
Perhaps you could help by giving Democrats a majority in the House?
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
When my turn with the genie comes I'll get right on that.
That might be the least helpful graphic design I've ever seen.
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January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
That might be the least helpful graphic design I've ever seen.
One set of T-Rump's two countries he's running citizens don't get a bill from the hospital or emergency room.
Hint? It's below the equator.
Hint? It's below the equator.
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
One set of T-Rump's two countries he's running citizens don't get a bill from the hospital or emergency room.
Hint? It's below the equator.
Hint? It's below the equator.
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The Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law, passed by Congress on November 19 with an overwhelming vote. Complying with it was not optional. The Department of Justice did not comply.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law, passed by Congress on November 19 with an overwhelming vote. Complying with it was not optional. The Department of Justice did not comply.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
AI should start with fixing people's spelling and grammar errors.
January 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
AI should start with fixing people's spelling and grammar errors.
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Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"
T-Rump KNOWS his days are numbered with the Epstein Files SO.....
I predict he installs himself as Fuhrer in Venezuela and resigns the US Presidency.
I predict he installs himself as Fuhrer in Venezuela and resigns the US Presidency.
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
T-Rump KNOWS his days are numbered with the Epstein Files SO.....
I predict he installs himself as Fuhrer in Venezuela and resigns the US Presidency.
I predict he installs himself as Fuhrer in Venezuela and resigns the US Presidency.
I like my "meat" defined.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I like my "meat" defined.
"Meat"? Yeah, I don't play restaurant Lotto.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"Meat"? Yeah, I don't play restaurant Lotto.
New stadium construction rarely coincides with a move to a different Metropolitan center so where's the joke? "Did you hear the Vikings are building a new stadium?"
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
New stadium construction rarely coincides with a move to a different Metropolitan center so where's the joke? "Did you hear the Vikings are building a new stadium?"
Why y'all always wanna punish the athletes? Young lives with tens of thousands of hours of work to achieve their dreams but they should "stay home" to suit a political narrative?
It’s time for the world to Boycott, Divest and Sanction the U.S
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
Avoid the Olympics, World Cup and other sporting events. There’s no reason to celebrate the 250 birthday of this fallen nation
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Why y'all always wanna punish the athletes? Young lives with tens of thousands of hours of work to achieve their dreams but they should "stay home" to suit a political narrative?
Hey Progressives I notice Starbucks is shuttering 400 stores & some among our ranks are claiming victory through our boycott. 8000+ Starbucks workers lost their jobs; they did NOT gain union membership rights.
This, among other things, is why we can't have nice things (60 Senators) as Progressives.
This, among other things, is why we can't have nice things (60 Senators) as Progressives.
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Hey Progressives I notice Starbucks is shuttering 400 stores & some among our ranks are claiming victory through our boycott. 8000+ Starbucks workers lost their jobs; they did NOT gain union membership rights.
This, among other things, is why we can't have nice things (60 Senators) as Progressives.
This, among other things, is why we can't have nice things (60 Senators) as Progressives.
Whenever it damn well pleases at the direction of a brain addled octogenarian evidently.
This is a foolish question but how often does US Law Enforcement get involved in international regime changes
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Whenever it damn well pleases at the direction of a brain addled octogenarian evidently.