Jona, a wee scamp, a menace [Under Construction]
@thecomelyalpaca.bsky.social
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Just consider this my “About Me.”
WHEN YOUUUU MAKE ALL YOUR CHECKS
AND FIND NO SHADY SPECS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
WHEN YOU ALL CHECK FOR TRAPS
AND THEN THINK THAT PERHAPS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
AND FIND NO SHADY SPECS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
WHEN YOU ALL CHECK FOR TRAPS
AND THEN THINK THAT PERHAPS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
December 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
WHEN YOUUUU MAKE ALL YOUR CHECKS
AND FIND NO SHADY SPECS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
WHEN YOU ALL CHECK FOR TRAPS
AND THEN THINK THAT PERHAPS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
AND FIND NO SHADY SPECS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
WHEN YOU ALL CHECK FOR TRAPS
AND THEN THINK THAT PERHAPS
THAT’S A DOOR, EH?
Oh hey so it turns out that audition was a success and ya boy got cast so HERE WE GO!
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Oh hey so it turns out that audition was a success and ya boy got cast so HERE WE GO!
that was a great winter solstice
especially the dorky music to/from
especially the dorky music to/from
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
that was a great winter solstice
especially the dorky music to/from
especially the dorky music to/from
Now at a hearty 496.
Turns out 141 was enough for last night but I still need to make three+ more batches in a few days.
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Now at a hearty 496.
she european on my public til i transit
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
she european on my public til i transit
thirsty for european public transit
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
thirsty for european public transit
a 10lb cat should not be capable of snoring this loudly jfc
December 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
a 10lb cat should not be capable of snoring this loudly jfc
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they’re more scared of us than we are of them & they don’t even know how much glitter and fake spiders we have stashed in the craft room.
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
they’re more scared of us than we are of them & they don’t even know how much glitter and fake spiders we have stashed in the craft room.
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We're here to help each other.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We're here to help each other.
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oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
oh yeah ?? well your mother was a quicktime event and your father had microtransactions !!!
Oh, I’m hosting? Well I like background noise so I’m busting out my dvd case. Do we want Airplane, MP & the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Jurassic Park, Shrek 2, the Crow, the Mummy, I can keep going. Nothing but bangers.
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh, I’m hosting? Well I like background noise so I’m busting out my dvd case. Do we want Airplane, MP & the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Jurassic Park, Shrek 2, the Crow, the Mummy, I can keep going. Nothing but bangers.
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I just came across this one. I can't imagine! 😥
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I just came across this one. I can't imagine! 😥
Turns out 141 was enough for last night but I still need to make three+ more batches in a few days.
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Turns out 141 was enough for last night but I still need to make three+ more batches in a few days.
i love maps so f’n much
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i love maps so f’n much
Me - Why did you only hang one of your chocobo ornaments?
@loafylynx.bsky.social - Because the black chocobos can fly.
@loafylynx.bsky.social - Because the black chocobos can fly.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Me - Why did you only hang one of your chocobo ornaments?
@loafylynx.bsky.social - Because the black chocobos can fly.
@loafylynx.bsky.social - Because the black chocobos can fly.
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I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I see Wendy Carlos. I post Wendy Carlos.
truffle count is over 100
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
truffle count is over 100
i’m like this because i am way shorter than all the AMABs in my family but taller than all the AFABs
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
i’m like this because i am way shorter than all the AMABs in my family but taller than all the AFABs
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never be mean to urself. thats what they want. billionaires get rich off that. loving oneself is free and begins with grace towards oneself. you are deserving of gentleness and care from not just yourself but others too
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
never be mean to urself. thats what they want. billionaires get rich off that. loving oneself is free and begins with grace towards oneself. you are deserving of gentleness and care from not just yourself but others too
im excited to get another job after the holidays but then who will scrub the grout and clean the p traps
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
im excited to get another job after the holidays but then who will scrub the grout and clean the p traps
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Credit where it’s due, “vegan leather” is an INCREDIBLE rebrand of what we used to call “pleather.” Makes an item made of fossil fuels sound downright ethical. I mean, it’s kinda evil to do this, but good marketing is good marketing.
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Credit where it’s due, “vegan leather” is an INCREDIBLE rebrand of what we used to call “pleather.” Makes an item made of fossil fuels sound downright ethical. I mean, it’s kinda evil to do this, but good marketing is good marketing.
KC artist @shoelais.bsky.social channeled the spirit of Strega Nona and “performed” direct action. Literally.
Food scarcity is out of control & when she looked at her abundance of pasta, she knew the only answer was to share.
📸 Photos by @countwhorlok.bsky.social
Food scarcity is out of control & when she looked at her abundance of pasta, she knew the only answer was to share.
📸 Photos by @countwhorlok.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
KC artist @shoelais.bsky.social channeled the spirit of Strega Nona and “performed” direct action. Literally.
Food scarcity is out of control & when she looked at her abundance of pasta, she knew the only answer was to share.
📸 Photos by @countwhorlok.bsky.social
Food scarcity is out of control & when she looked at her abundance of pasta, she knew the only answer was to share.
📸 Photos by @countwhorlok.bsky.social
oh hey remember when u were in Shakespeare in the Park’s “Romeo & Juliet” and bows were set to “Baba O’Riley?”
good times
good times
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
oh hey remember when u were in Shakespeare in the Park’s “Romeo & Juliet” and bows were set to “Baba O’Riley?”
good times
good times
i have a few rules that ensure my life is better than without
1) every good road trip has at least two queen songs
2) don’t talk while styx is playing
1) every good road trip has at least two queen songs
2) don’t talk while styx is playing
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i have a few rules that ensure my life is better than without
1) every good road trip has at least two queen songs
2) don’t talk while styx is playing
1) every good road trip has at least two queen songs
2) don’t talk while styx is playing
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u need to be on ur phone less and the only surefire way to do that is to increase craft time.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
u need to be on ur phone less and the only surefire way to do that is to increase craft time.