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Just trying my best. Dyspraxic/Asthmatic. Aspiring writer. Long-suffering Ferrari, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. Halloumi enthusiast. He/him. Swear a whole lot. No DMs please because I cannae see them right now
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SCOTLAND HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE 2026 WORLD CUP.
SCOTLAND
SCOTLAND HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE 2026 WORLD CUP.
SCOTLAND
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Remember that time Scott McTominay scored an unbelievable overheader then Kieran Tierney placed a peach from 25 yards then Kenny McLean just banged one in from the halfway line.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Remember that time Scott McTominay scored an unbelievable overheader then Kieran Tierney placed a peach from 25 yards then Kenny McLean just banged one in from the halfway line.
There's only one correct choice for TIME Person of the Year
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
There's only one correct choice for TIME Person of the Year
Worked at a cinema for four years ages ago, and watching people's reactions to horror films was always morbidly entertaining
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Worked at a cinema for four years ages ago, and watching people's reactions to horror films was always morbidly entertaining
"Kenny McLean from the halfway line"
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"Kenny McLean from the halfway line"
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One week on from Scotland qualifying for the World Cup
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One week on from Scotland qualifying for the World Cup
The Indiana Pacers are 2-16.
...at least the Colts are good?
...at least the Colts are good?
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The Indiana Pacers are 2-16.
...at least the Colts are good?
...at least the Colts are good?
Vodafone home broadband, funny
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Vodafone home broadband, funny
Liverpool Football Club, funny
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Liverpool Football Club, funny
I am enjoying Teams wanting us from Pot 3 as "best case scenario."
Good. Bring it fucking on.
Good. Bring it fucking on.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am enjoying Teams wanting us from Pot 3 as "best case scenario."
Good. Bring it fucking on.
Good. Bring it fucking on.
The word he's looking for is "utterfuckingcunt"
No spaces.
No spaces.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The word he's looking for is "utterfuckingcunt"
No spaces.
No spaces.
Holy fuck
BREAKING: Adrian Newey to take on the role of Team Principal at #AstonMartinF1 from 2026
Andy Cowell will move into a new role as Chief Strategy Officer
#F1
Andy Cowell will move into a new role as Chief Strategy Officer
#F1
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Holy fuck
Liverpool lashing out about £850 million and being below "plucky little Everton" in November is fucking terrific content, actually
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Liverpool lashing out about £850 million and being below "plucky little Everton" in November is fucking terrific content, actually
They absolutely fucked it by not hosting the draw at the Sphere
Trump has eviscerated the Kennedy Center, so out of desperation he is giving the Center to FIFA for the 2026 World Cup draw rent free. To do that he is postponing planned events & performances from Nov. 24 to Dec. 12. That's what happens when a 6x bankrupt loser is in charge.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They absolutely fucked it by not hosting the draw at the Sphere
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
World
Cup
Scotland
World
Cup
Scotland
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
wine
sex
money
ihaaaaaaaaa
wine
sex
money
ihaaaaaaaaa
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
World
Cup
Scotland
World
Cup
Scotland
Lol fuck off Nutlick
#Europe Kindly tell Howard Lutnick to shove it up his ass. Thanks.
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#europeanunion #EU
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#europeanunion #EU
Howard Lutnick threatens EU countries to back off Big Tech
Plus Trump Mobile on hold, Meta fights fresh new legal claims, and Coinbase’s COO makes an eye-popping admission in this week’s Tech Drop.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lol fuck off Nutlick
Once again, if a country is banning a team's fans from attending the World Cup, they are not fit to host the World Cup.
Fuck Donald Trump. Hope Haiti get some games in Canada or Mexico so their fans can travel there instead.
Fuck Donald Trump. Hope Haiti get some games in Canada or Mexico so their fans can travel there instead.
Haiti qualified for the World Cup. But the Trump administration says its fans aren’t welcome.
Haiti qualified for the World Cup. But the Trump administration says its fans aren’t welcome.
The Caribbean nation joins Iran as World Cup competitors covered by travel ban.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Once again, if a country is banning a team's fans from attending the World Cup, they are not fit to host the World Cup.
Fuck Donald Trump. Hope Haiti get some games in Canada or Mexico so their fans can travel there instead.
Fuck Donald Trump. Hope Haiti get some games in Canada or Mexico so their fans can travel there instead.
Prepare the leopards.
KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT KASH PATEL ON FIRING WATCH
President Trump may have had enough of Kash Patel, according to sources
The president is weighing whether to oust the FBI director after scrutiny of Patel's stewardship of bureau resources, including his girlfriend’s security detail and use of a government jet.
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November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Prepare the leopards.
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Everton move above Liverpool in the Premier League and go level on points with Ruben Amorim's Manchester United.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Everton move above Liverpool in the Premier League and go level on points with Ruben Amorim's Manchester United.
UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES
Busy week for the woman on Instagram who does Trump's Ls of the week "it's only Tuesday"
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Busy week for the woman on Instagram who does Trump's Ls of the week "it's only Tuesday"
The greatest glow-up of all time
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The greatest glow-up of all time
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Jags win. They're one game behind us.
Fuck.
Fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Jags win. They're one game behind us.
Fuck.
Fuck.
That's a ridiculous throw by Sanders
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That's a ridiculous throw by Sanders