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· Apr 2
she's a 10 but it's really two fives in a trenchcoat.
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Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.
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Chris: *interviewing Edward Norton* Remember in your fighting club when you kicked the shit out of Jared Leto so hard that you made him unpretty? That was awesome! You should just do that from now on
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Chris: *interviewing Edward Norton* Remember in your fighting club when you kicked the shit out of Jared Leto so hard that you made him unpretty? That was awesome! You should just do that from now on
the day LinkedIn takes this away is the day i delete
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the day LinkedIn takes this away is the day i delete
late 90's/00's Internet Culture was different. Main Difference? Share Computer. The Internet did not live in your pocket. No Smartphones. for most, you only had 1 computer in the house and you had to share + using dial up, you couldn't tie up the phone line all day...
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
late 90's/00's Internet Culture was different. Main Difference? Share Computer. The Internet did not live in your pocket. No Smartphones. for most, you only had 1 computer in the house and you had to share + using dial up, you couldn't tie up the phone line all day...
i love Sandlot baseball. i made this year-in-review / ode to sandlot for our group, Oak Cliff Sandlot. if YOU love baseball and want to play, (Community >>> Competition) then we want YOU! #SandlotIsForEveryone #SandlotRevolution
an ode to Oak Cliff Sandlot
YouTube video by River CIty Honey Busters
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December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i love Sandlot baseball. i made this year-in-review / ode to sandlot for our group, Oak Cliff Sandlot. if YOU love baseball and want to play, (Community >>> Competition) then we want YOU! #SandlotIsForEveryone #SandlotRevolution
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Oak Cliff Sandlot's Patty Evans on the Hidden City podcast!
#SandlotRevolution
#SandlotIsForEveryone
#Sandlot
#SandlotRevolution
#SandlotIsForEveryone
#Sandlot
056 - Patty Evans: Building Oak Cliff Sandlot, Protecting the Culture, & Letting the Game Be Fun
YouTube video by HiddenCity
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December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oak Cliff Sandlot's Patty Evans on the Hidden City podcast!
#SandlotRevolution
#SandlotIsForEveryone
#Sandlot
#SandlotRevolution
#SandlotIsForEveryone
#Sandlot
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Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Here is a true story.
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
During Trump’s first term, The Post got a tip that his doctor — the guy with the long hair who signed that first “healthiest guy ever” letter — wanted to spill the beans. He lived in Westchester, up near where I lived at the time. So I was tasked with talking to him. 1/
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
when i freak about Ai taking my job, and i'm paralyzed without any real prospect of "what do i do with the rest of my life" it's assuring to see that other people have also me the same existential crisis in their own field and made it out the other side ok.
except in this case.
except in this case.
now we have dr drew pitching a cold & flu kit on ESPN 2 that includes ivermectin FFS
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
when i freak about Ai taking my job, and i'm paralyzed without any real prospect of "what do i do with the rest of my life" it's assuring to see that other people have also me the same existential crisis in their own field and made it out the other side ok.
except in this case.
except in this case.
at this rate the Dodgers will show up to spring training in pinstripes.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
at this rate the Dodgers will show up to spring training in pinstripes.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’m still owed the settlement money for the book of mine Open AI plagiarized — the book I wrote while raising two babies
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I know there’s a lot going on but are we ever circling back to the Epstein Files?
The president’s involvement with his best friend’s scheme of sex trafficking minors seems a little important
The president’s involvement with his best friend’s scheme of sex trafficking minors seems a little important
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I know there’s a lot going on but are we ever circling back to the Epstein Files?
The president’s involvement with his best friend’s scheme of sex trafficking minors seems a little important
The president’s involvement with his best friend’s scheme of sex trafficking minors seems a little important
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Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
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Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Rep. Jasmine Crockett announces her campaign for U.S. Senate for Texas with an ad that uses Trump’s own words against her.
name the studio.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
name the studio.
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Dave Portnoy calling for murder of Raiders coach sparks backlash
"I want Pete Carroll murdered," Portnoy said in a rant about the NFL game between the Las Vegas Raiders and the Denver Broncos.
www.newsweek.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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with all 10 toes and the entirety of my lung capacity:
get fucked, Notre Dame
get fucked, Notre Dame
Notre Dame AD: ACC caused 'permanent damage'
Notre Dame's AD ripped the ACC after its CFP snub, saying the conference that houses almost every Fighting Irish team has caused "permanent damage" to the relationship.
www.espn.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
with all 10 toes and the entirety of my lung capacity:
get fucked, Notre Dame
get fucked, Notre Dame
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the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the benny hill theme song stays on during sex
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I am so happy I left X.
I loved the community there.
But it is gone.
I loved the diversity there.
But it is gone.
I loved the idea I was getting good information.
But it is gone.
And I have discovered new things here and in the world.
And I sleep better.
And I am not supporting Twitter.
It is gone
I loved the community there.
But it is gone.
I loved the diversity there.
But it is gone.
I loved the idea I was getting good information.
But it is gone.
And I have discovered new things here and in the world.
And I sleep better.
And I am not supporting Twitter.
It is gone
Pretty crazy that nearly all of the EU Commission is still on X even as Elon Musk is literally talking about destroying the EU.
You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
You can leave X. It's really not that difficult.
So what's the outcome?
2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week
2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)
0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
2️⃣5️⃣ of the 27 Commissioners have posted in the last week
2️⃣4️⃣ of the 27 generally post every week (Albuquerque has never been on X, Ribera is sporadic, McGrath has somehow stopped)
0️⃣ have stopped as a result of what Twitter has become since the Musk takeover
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I am so happy I left X.
I loved the community there.
But it is gone.
I loved the diversity there.
But it is gone.
I loved the idea I was getting good information.
But it is gone.
And I have discovered new things here and in the world.
And I sleep better.
And I am not supporting Twitter.
It is gone
I loved the community there.
But it is gone.
I loved the diversity there.
But it is gone.
I loved the idea I was getting good information.
But it is gone.
And I have discovered new things here and in the world.
And I sleep better.
And I am not supporting Twitter.
It is gone
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