Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️🌈
I can’t believe they’ve desecrated the toffee crisp. An elite chocolate bar sent to the grave and replaced with a chocolate flavoured vegetable fat coating alternative. Nestle will see never see heaven.
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I can’t believe they’ve desecrated the toffee crisp. An elite chocolate bar sent to the grave and replaced with a chocolate flavoured vegetable fat coating alternative. Nestle will see never see heaven.
The prospect of a new tomb raider game being announced tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The prospect of a new tomb raider game being announced tomorrow.
Sharron Davies getting a peerage into the House of Lords. £371 a day tax free + expenses including travel and an active input into the laws being passed in this country. On what basis is she qualified? Other than being a massive dickhead? Supported Brexit because of unelected officials 😂
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sharron Davies getting a peerage into the House of Lords. £371 a day tax free + expenses including travel and an active input into the laws being passed in this country. On what basis is she qualified? Other than being a massive dickhead? Supported Brexit because of unelected officials 😂
Iceland dropping out of Eurovision as expected 😩
🇮🇸 BREAKING: Iceland will not take part in #Eurovision 2026, following a decision made by the Board of Directors of RÚV.
[📷 Vísir]
[📷 Vísir]
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Iceland dropping out of Eurovision as expected 😩
Meghan Markle gets so much hate for not speaking to her dad like nobody else has ever cut off a parent. I cut off mine because he’s a selfish useless c**t and doesn’t deserve my time or energy. You don’t owe a bad parent a damn thing and the narrative around this story needs changing.
Meghan Markle sends letter to estranged father in hospital
Meghan Markle sends letter to estranged father in hospital
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Meghan Markle gets so much hate for not speaking to her dad like nobody else has ever cut off a parent. I cut off mine because he’s a selfish useless c**t and doesn’t deserve my time or energy. You don’t owe a bad parent a damn thing and the narrative around this story needs changing.
It truly baffles me why people insist on being in an office when they’re obviously sick. We can work from anywhere why are you making the rest of us ill may I ask??
an older woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
ALT: an older woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It truly baffles me why people insist on being in an office when they’re obviously sick. We can work from anywhere why are you making the rest of us ill may I ask??
AXS and their stupid fucking "random" queue system actually which doesn't tell you where you are and how long you'll be waiting. Burn them to the ground also.
Name something more irritating than trying to select individual seats on a ticketmaster seating plan as thousands of other people do the same thing. DEATH TO THIS BUSINESS I BEG!
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
AXS and their stupid fucking "random" queue system actually which doesn't tell you where you are and how long you'll be waiting. Burn them to the ground also.
Can’t sleep 😩
a cartoon drawing of a person laying on a bed with the name porucz on the bottom
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media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Can’t sleep 😩
Jonathan Bailey rolling up his sleeves, eyes going up and down, playing with the bottom of his T-shirt.. he saw Henry and wanted a slice 😂
just me or does he have the same voice as Chris Mason from bbc news lmao
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jonathan Bailey rolling up his sleeves, eyes going up and down, playing with the bottom of his T-shirt.. he saw Henry and wanted a slice 😂
The Art of Loving by Olivia Dean on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
music.apple.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Name something more irritating than trying to select individual seats on a ticketmaster seating plan as thousands of other people do the same thing. DEATH TO THIS BUSINESS I BEG!
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Name something more irritating than trying to select individual seats on a ticketmaster seating plan as thousands of other people do the same thing. DEATH TO THIS BUSINESS I BEG!
Giving The War Between the Land and the Sea a go but tbh I’ve lost a lot of faith in anything related to Doctor Who nowadays.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Giving The War Between the Land and the Sea a go but tbh I’ve lost a lot of faith in anything related to Doctor Who nowadays.
Sorry girlies but the idea that either Amber or Lewis could be going home over Balvinder is a joke in itself before we even get to who actually goes home. #Strictly
a man wearing a hat that says ' bad boy ' on it 's front
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December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sorry girlies but the idea that either Amber or Lewis could be going home over Balvinder is a joke in itself before we even get to who actually goes home. #Strictly
Isn’t this the most iconic Christmas tree decoration you’ve ever seen?
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Isn’t this the most iconic Christmas tree decoration you’ve ever seen?
Good morning homosexuals how was your homosexual Slayyyter Sugababes party last night? It was 4 degrees last night and lot of you need to buy a coat!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk in an office .
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December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning homosexuals how was your homosexual Slayyyter Sugababes party last night? It was 4 degrees last night and lot of you need to buy a coat!!
It’s actually hilarious that Diddy was filming his stupid documentary and didn’t pay the videographers, so they contractually got the rights to the footage, and 50 Cent paid for it to create this actual documentary about Diddy’s nasty shit. 50 Cent was waiting for the day.
a man in a black hat is sitting in a car
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media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It’s actually hilarious that Diddy was filming his stupid documentary and didn’t pay the videographers, so they contractually got the rights to the footage, and 50 Cent paid for it to create this actual documentary about Diddy’s nasty shit. 50 Cent was waiting for the day.
Someone in my squad in a COD match just now with the username ‘antiwoke’. It’s like a disease. I’d have battered him but he was in my team 😭
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone in my squad in a COD match just now with the username ‘antiwoke’. It’s like a disease. I’d have battered him but he was in my team 😭
Every gay in Manchester is at homobloc tonight.
Me:
Me:
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Every gay in Manchester is at homobloc tonight.
Me:
Me:
It’s final weekend and I cba with the stress of it all #F1
two men wearing oracle and redbull jerseys are talking to each other
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December 6, 2025 at 10:40 AM
It’s final weekend and I cba with the stress of it all #F1
Yessss finally 😭😭
IMAX confirms multiple Studio Ghibli films will get 4K restorations and hit theaters in 2026 🍿
Studio Ghibli is directly overseeing the restorations
(via Deadline)
Studio Ghibli is directly overseeing the restorations
(via Deadline)
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Yessss finally 😭😭