Sam T
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Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
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you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️‍🌈
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This is the most chronically online thing to happen since the internet was invented 😩
God tier doormat at the neighbours apartment.
I’m currently living the friends episode with Phoebe and the fire alarm. I’ve disconnected the mains, I’ve removed the battery, HOW IS IT STILL MAKING NOISE??????
Streaming fragmentation basically just globalised American cable service billing. My most used streaming app so just gotta suck it up 😂
Didn’t Lily Allen admit to spending her first marriage constantly cheating on her husband? Im not sure she’s the model wife that everybody is making her out to be tbh 😂 great album though.
Cameron is such a nice sensitive soul who needs a little confidence boost. I didn’t expect to like him as much as I do tbh. #BBUK
I’m actually obsessed with her she’s so funny #BBUK
I quite enjoyed this. But it’s very self-indulgent in its attitude towards how the US is viewed. And Idris needs to work on that accent 😂 #Letterboxd
If you need Farida to stop snoring just kick a Pringle tube across the room and she’ll be bolt upright in about 0.3 seconds #BBUK
Caroline is 100% the passenger you absolutely dread being on a flight. Noisy, obnoxious, can’t handle her booze, makes it everybody else’s problem. #BBUK
We’re playing The Traitors at work and when I tell you it’s absolute chaos in that Slack channel. The murders, the banishments, the accusations. It’s DRAMATIC AND I LOVE IT. #CelebrityTraitors.
Mark was mad aggressive I didn’t like him 😂 #CelebrityTraitors
They would be so good together!!
It’ll be Holly Willoughby and Ronan Kemp or something won’t it 😭 #Strictly
Hear me out on #Strictly. Zoe Ball to replace Tess. Emma Willis to replace Claudia.
It’s actually insane how stupid society has become since the advent of social media.
When do you think society will realise that we’ve completely lost the capability to listen to each other and have constructive conversations instead of just screaming at each other?

What exactly do you achieve by screaming at a person instead of educating them? Hostility.
Genuinely though what exactly will Tess Daly be doing instead of Strictly? Claudia is booked and busy. #Strictly
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (for Claudia only).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (for Claudia only).