I favorite dog pics.
She/her.
Me, in my head, every single time: You know full well I had absolutely no choice in the matter and would not use you were the alternatives not bankruptcy, death, or Kaiser Permanente.
Me, in my head, every single time: You know full well I had absolutely no choice in the matter and would not use you were the alternatives not bankruptcy, death, or Kaiser Permanente.
Me: Okay. Cute mug.
W: It comes with an app!
Me: The MUG comes with an APP?
W: Yes! Isn't that great?
Me: Do you even hear yourself right now? THE THING THAT HOLDS DRINKABLE LIQUIDS COMES WITH AN APP.
W: Yes?
Me: We are in hell because we deserve to be.
Me: Okay. Cute mug.
W: It comes with an app!
Me: The MUG comes with an APP?
W: Yes! Isn't that great?
Me: Do you even hear yourself right now? THE THING THAT HOLDS DRINKABLE LIQUIDS COMES WITH AN APP.
W: Yes?
Me: We are in hell because we deserve to be.
-I, Robot by Isaac Asimov, which taught me to love robots, cold women, and men who are curiously into each other
-P.G. Wodehouse, who absolutely nailed my sense of humor and whose pacing awed me
(I do know the problematic nature of these authors, thanks!)
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
-I, Robot by Isaac Asimov, which taught me to love robots, cold women, and men who are curiously into each other
-P.G. Wodehouse, who absolutely nailed my sense of humor and whose pacing awed me
(I do know the problematic nature of these authors, thanks!)