Kristen
@thehemicane.bsky.social
I read and I write things.
Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?
Cat appreciator. Whisky drinker. Disney parks goer. Can I borrow your pen?
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
Dun dun dundundun dundundundun
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dun dun dundundun dundundundun
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Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
Macy’s update: The hoop girl had so many hoops that it looked like she was in a life-sized Slinky now I want one
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Macy’s update: The hoop girl had so many hoops that it looked like she was in a life-sized Slinky now I want one
Someone made an early morning donut run (not me, I was in a blanket fort)
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Someone made an early morning donut run (not me, I was in a blanket fort)
Share a 90s movie you believe needs more love
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Share a 90s movie you believe needs more love
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
The only tissues able to withstand my honks are 3-ply. I have 2-ply right now and they are getting absolutely shredded
a cartoon of a pony sitting at a table with tissues
Alt: a cartoon of a pony sitting at a table with tissues, blowing their nose & looking miserable
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The only tissues able to withstand my honks are 3-ply. I have 2-ply right now and they are getting absolutely shredded
C is about to eat some hard salami he found in the fridge that’s been open for an indeterminate amount of time. Keep him and his gastric system in your thoughts
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
C is about to eat some hard salami he found in the fridge that’s been open for an indeterminate amount of time. Keep him and his gastric system in your thoughts
It’s that time!!
Books We Love is back with a brand new batch of hand-picked titles. Mix and match tags like “Book Club Ideas” and “Eye-Opening Reads.” Find 380+ new 2025 reads, and stick around to browse more than 4,000 books from the last 13 years.
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It’s that time!!
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I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I will participate in small poem Sunday with this mysterious two line koan I found among my notes
Can a girl clean her tail in peace: a story from two perspectives
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Can a girl clean her tail in peace: a story from two perspectives
Flight has a Quiet, Piggy maple-bacon latte with house made syrup. All proceeds benefit a survivor’s of DA shelter
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Flight has a Quiet, Piggy maple-bacon latte with house made syrup. All proceeds benefit a survivor’s of DA shelter
It’s 30 some degrees outside and I just saw a mosquito. A MOSQUITO
a close up of a man with long hair and a beard making a face .
Alt: a close up of a man with long hair and a beard making a wtf face. That man is the dude. Lebowski himself.
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s 30 some degrees outside and I just saw a mosquito. A MOSQUITO
You know ~the~ chair in the bedroom that is a dumping ground for life’s detritus? I finally cleaned ours off. This is a medium-big deal
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You know ~the~ chair in the bedroom that is a dumping ground for life’s detritus? I finally cleaned ours off. This is a medium-big deal
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Substitute teaching English. Some depictions of Grendel from ninth graders lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Substitute teaching English. Some depictions of Grendel from ninth graders lmao
My brain said Urban Insects
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My brain said Urban Insects
My preorder of Patti Smith’s new memoir arrived sometime last week but I waited til today to open it bc that’s just how I am
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My preorder of Patti Smith’s new memoir arrived sometime last week but I waited til today to open it bc that’s just how I am
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
The observatory closed too early in their opinion
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The observatory closed too early in their opinion
Autocorrect doing me dirty no. 17,328
Doll Mustard
Doll Mustard
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Autocorrect doing me dirty no. 17,328
Doll Mustard
Doll Mustard
Listening to my dad give me the run down on all the suburban drama he sees from the bay window while standing in front of my office window watching my neighbor mow his lawn for the second time in four days
a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van
Alt: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van, pointing at one another
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Listening to my dad give me the run down on all the suburban drama he sees from the bay window while standing in front of my office window watching my neighbor mow his lawn for the second time in four days