JR Maxwell
@thejrmaxwell.bsky.social
Knitter, writer, queer, fat, PNWer, Episcopalian, agender, funnier than you'd think 🧶🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ (and if I unfollow you it's a me problem, not a you problem)
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In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly
Same.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Same.
a clothing ad just said 'MAN-N*PPLES'
Y'all. The straights are not okay.
Y'all. The straights are not okay.
Whoa howdy the ads you get when you watch home repair videos are uh somethin aren't they
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a clothing ad just said 'MAN-N*PPLES'
Y'all. The straights are not okay.
Y'all. The straights are not okay.
So I'm on staycation this week, with the goal of 'deep-cleaning' my house, and this video is exactly what we all need. I could list a lot of adjectives why, but the most important is: his non-patronizing tone is absolutely priceless.
youtu.be/hE_6O96wVmw?...
youtu.be/hE_6O96wVmw?...
This should be REQUIRED viewing before graduating high school!
YouTube video by Midwest Magic Cleaning
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So I'm on staycation this week, with the goal of 'deep-cleaning' my house, and this video is exactly what we all need. I could list a lot of adjectives why, but the most important is: his non-patronizing tone is absolutely priceless.
youtu.be/hE_6O96wVmw?...
youtu.be/hE_6O96wVmw?...
Whoa howdy the ads you get when you watch home repair videos are uh somethin aren't they
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Whoa howdy the ads you get when you watch home repair videos are uh somethin aren't they
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
Like, I'm confident Jesus doesn't care about my po*n consumption. Or yours.
Yikes.
Today I was proselytizing about Leverage and ended with '... so I'm betting it won't get renewed by Amazon for S4' and lo, I just had not yet seen the news that such things had already come to pass yesterday.
So. That's awful.
So. That's awful.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Today I was proselytizing about Leverage and ended with '... so I'm betting it won't get renewed by Amazon for S4' and lo, I just had not yet seen the news that such things had already come to pass yesterday.
So. That's awful.
So. That's awful.
Hans Zimmer really looked at the options for scoring 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' and choose chaos. I love this for ME.
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hans Zimmer really looked at the options for scoring 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows' and choose chaos. I love this for ME.
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friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
friendly reminder that you didn't waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort. any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of.
Just Say No to heteronormative m/m romances written for straight white ladies
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just Say No to heteronormative m/m romances written for straight white ladies
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This is beautiful and anyone saying otherwise is a dullard.
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This is beautiful and anyone saying otherwise is a dullard.
As I said.
"The takedowns and restrictions began in October and targeted the Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp accounts of more than 50 organisations worldwide ... in what appears to be a growing push by Meta to limit reproductive health and queer content across its platforms."
Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
As I said.
This is the best song I could possibly have in my head today, and I think you should try it.
(Also I saw him live twice on this tour, and he's such a genuinely talented rock star. With dimples.)
youtube.com/watch?v=px_v...
(Also I saw him live twice on this tour, and he's such a genuinely talented rock star. With dimples.)
youtube.com/watch?v=px_v...
Frank Turner - Don't Worry
YouTube video by FrankTurnerVEVO
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This is the best song I could possibly have in my head today, and I think you should try it.
(Also I saw him live twice on this tour, and he's such a genuinely talented rock star. With dimples.)
youtube.com/watch?v=px_v...
(Also I saw him live twice on this tour, and he's such a genuinely talented rock star. With dimples.)
youtube.com/watch?v=px_v...
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Made a joke about Jonathan Bailey's straight brother being called Jonathan Whiskey in the gay gym chat and nobody posted a laugh emoji...
a young man wearing a black turtleneck sweater looks at the camera
ALT: a young man wearing a black turtleneck sweater looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Made a joke about Jonathan Bailey's straight brother being called Jonathan Whiskey in the gay gym chat and nobody posted a laugh emoji...
IDGAF about the golden arches but Kibblesmith's summary of the general vibe is A+++++++
Everyone’s boss thinks A.I. is cool and I can’t think of anyone cooler, smarter, or more in touch than everyone’s boss. kotaku.com/mcdonalds-ai...
McDonalds Got Bullied So Badly It Deleted Its AI Christmas Ad
The hated holiday ad apparently took weeks of crunch to generate, according to the studio behind it
kotaku.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
IDGAF about the golden arches but Kibblesmith's summary of the general vibe is A+++++++
Her, working from her house: Sorry to keep bugging you, can can you do me a favor and try that test one more time?
Me, in the office, obviously joking: Do I get a cookie?
...and ten minutes later someone from a different org handed me a box of cookies.
UNIVERSE. WHAT.
Me, in the office, obviously joking: Do I get a cookie?
...and ten minutes later someone from a different org handed me a box of cookies.
UNIVERSE. WHAT.
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Her, working from her house: Sorry to keep bugging you, can can you do me a favor and try that test one more time?
Me, in the office, obviously joking: Do I get a cookie?
...and ten minutes later someone from a different org handed me a box of cookies.
UNIVERSE. WHAT.
Me, in the office, obviously joking: Do I get a cookie?
...and ten minutes later someone from a different org handed me a box of cookies.
UNIVERSE. WHAT.
I am a big ole angerball today.
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am a big ole angerball today.
There is nothing like waking up to an @archiveofourown.org email chockablock full of kudos.
a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .
ALT: a woman is smiling and holding a trophy and says `` you like me you really like me '' .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There is nothing like waking up to an @archiveofourown.org email chockablock full of kudos.
I'm now up to four cats, is this my final form
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm now up to four cats, is this my final form
Oh oh TIL my BFF's little sister always uses they/them for me entirely unprompted. 😍 She is also a mental health professional in a southern state, so this makes me glad on several levels.
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh oh TIL my BFF's little sister always uses they/them for me entirely unprompted. 😍 She is also a mental health professional in a southern state, so this makes me glad on several levels.
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In an explosive new interview with 60 Minutes Marjorie Taylor Greene proclaims, "I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat My Face!" 🐆💀😭
Marjorie Taylor Greene Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat Her Face
YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In an explosive new interview with 60 Minutes Marjorie Taylor Greene proclaims, "I Never Thought The Leopards Would Eat My Face!" 🐆💀😭
aka fuck Chekhov and his thrice-damned gun
December 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
aka fuck Chekhov and his thrice-damned gun
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 209:
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 209:
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.