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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there

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Sophie Poulin @sophie-poulin.bsky.social · 1d

She appears in crimson robes, as if the night itself adorned her with blossoms. Those who come closer, bewitched by beauty and sweet words, never return - for the bloody temptress drinks their life, leaving only shadows behind.

#dnd #ttrpg #gaming #mtg #gamedev

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

unacceptable, frankly. the word "aunt" and all derivatives is famously only ever used to describe a parent's blood sister, especially in immigrant communities

Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 2d

In a bit of a tense moment, one of the La Mega co-hosts presses Mamdani on why he "lied" about his "aunt" having been scared to ride the subway after 9/11 while wearing a hijab.

Mamdani says it was "not a lie" because he refers to his father's cousin as his "aunt."

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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 2d

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

sometimes I do want to tell my children like, you are going to need to learn to lie better than that

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Ginger Daddy Bear 🐻 💕 @gingerbear27.bsky.social · 3d

Now watching

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 2d

I have a tattoo from this poem, something I can always remember when Im down. #poetry #tothisday #shanekoyczan

To This Day Project by Shane Koyczan

YouTube video by theeverythingclan

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 4d

Meowdy, partner

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becs @im.excitedtobe.online · 4d

i've missed the endearing awkwardness of a first date

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𝑺𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒚 ⋆˙⟡ @thatsassynerd.net · 3d

I’m in my sorta sweet, sorta spooky era.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 3d

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)

ahh! a small fluffy ghost sits on a hardwood floor staring directly at us. but actually... the longer we take it in, the more cute the ghost becomes. one could even mistake this little guy for a golden retriever puppy wearing a sheet with eye, ear, and mouth holes cut out of it. even though he gave us a fright, we would still pet this ghost puppy.

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 4d

Therapy is tiring
So is hiding how you feel

Youre my angel

#piercetheveil #emergencycontact

Emergency Contact

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 4d

I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid 끝없이 on stage
I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be
We dreamin' hard, we came so far, now I'll believe

Golden

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 4d

Driving home with nowhere to be
Passing ghosts that tire of sleep
Blurry faces staring at me
They're staring, but they don't see a thing

Well, I've been dying to love, dying to love, dying to love
One more second's enough, second to love
#badomens #dyingtolove

Dying To Love

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ceej @ceej.online · 5d

Scientists have invented a procedure that makes you 30% hotter but 60% stupider. Records indicate that large portions of the population have elected to undergo the surgery, though exact counts are hard to know because lots of people on Perfect 10 Sex Planet don’t remember how math goes

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petrifiedorange @petrifiedorange.bsky.social · 4d

In honor of GO crumbs today I will post these silly little things I made that have been sitting in my phone for months 🙂‍↕️

The scene on the wall in Eden with Aziraphale holding his wing over Crowley with an overlayed tweet saying "thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you"

Aziraphale holding up a candlestick like a sword with an overlayed tumblr post that says "a niche character trope i like is the person who is nice, a food person and acts well adjusted, then they do something where it's like. oh you're secretly a little bit insane actually"

Crowley sitting on a bench reading the newspaper with an overlayed tumblr post that says "of course you have red hair and homosexual tendencies"

Aziraphale in the final fifteen touching his fingers to his lips after a very devastating kiss from Crowley with an overlayed tweet that says "It's a sickness, the way you have taken root in my mind, a rot I cannot remove. The thought of you is the fever I cannot sweat off and it stains my cheeks an unflattering red. If I can't get you out of my system will I perish? If I can't have you will I die?"

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 4d

Hungy

daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 5d

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Adam B @adambcqx.bsky.social · 4d

June Lockhart in SHE-WOLF OF LONDON (1946) #RIP

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Ian R. Pearsall @ianrpearsall.bsky.social · 5d

Whitby ..
(Five or Ten minute increments only!)

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 4d

the perfect shirt for spooky season 🎃

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Kristen @lildisfan.bsky.social · 4d

My story isn’t over yet.

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Legends of Avantris @avantris.bsky.social · 4d

Crowing Before Sunrise! 🐓🤣

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

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Gregory Possum-Jumpscarer @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 4d

our friend's six-year-old was upset that our vampire-costumed eight-year-old daughter wouldn't bite him and "kill" him last night. brother it's best you learn right now that you can't expect that from every goth girl you see

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Rose Thomas @themaeflowers.bsky.social · 4d

Too young to get bitter over it all
Too old to retaliate like before
Too blessed to be caught ungrateful, I know
So I'll keep dancin' along to the rhythm
This stage is a prison, a beautiful nightmare (too young to get bitter over it all) #sleeptoken #caramel

Caramel

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