Miles
@themilesturner.bsky.social
I wrote two books, and it will fuck you up how good they are:
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
https://miles-turner.itch.io/
Also on Kobo and Amazon
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These people have already shown total, uncompromising commitment to crashing the plane over and over. Why would they now choose to stop? Particularly Labour, who have until now only been rewarded beyond their wildest dreams for strapping in and pointing the nose of the plane at the mountainside.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
These people have already shown total, uncompromising commitment to crashing the plane over and over. Why would they now choose to stop? Particularly Labour, who have until now only been rewarded beyond their wildest dreams for strapping in and pointing the nose of the plane at the mountainside.
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The whole Brexit debacle was one huge case study in: If the government completely fucks everyone out of sheer incompetence, will they confess and beg the passengers’ forgiveness? Or will the flight crew lock the cabin door and fly the plane into the ground, so they can keep command of the wreckage.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The whole Brexit debacle was one huge case study in: If the government completely fucks everyone out of sheer incompetence, will they confess and beg the passengers’ forgiveness? Or will the flight crew lock the cabin door and fly the plane into the ground, so they can keep command of the wreckage.
Great that we've now set up the job market in such a way that it's impossible to get hired for any position without prior experience, the notion of transferable skills no longer exists, and that admin is somehow highly-skilled labour. This can only be a boon to the long-term future of society.
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Great that we've now set up the job market in such a way that it's impossible to get hired for any position without prior experience, the notion of transferable skills no longer exists, and that admin is somehow highly-skilled labour. This can only be a boon to the long-term future of society.
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
Lol, all the kids in Stranger Things look so done with this shit. I haven't seen an actor so disinterested in their job since Whitney Moore in Birdemic 2
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Lol, all the kids in Stranger Things look so done with this shit. I haven't seen an actor so disinterested in their job since Whitney Moore in Birdemic 2
Free idea: four bodybuilders start a Black Sabbath tribute band called Jacked Sabbath
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Free idea: four bodybuilders start a Black Sabbath tribute band called Jacked Sabbath
Why the fuck is there a 'Most Anticipated Game' category for the Game of the Year Awards? What an utterly worthless do-nothing accolade
November 18, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why the fuck is there a 'Most Anticipated Game' category for the Game of the Year Awards? What an utterly worthless do-nothing accolade
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
In hindsight, that "cutscenes are gaming's failure state" article from 2008 or so really fucked up a lot of games back in the day
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In hindsight, that "cutscenes are gaming's failure state" article from 2008 or so really fucked up a lot of games back in the day
No one ever tell this man about wrestling star ratings @davidbix.bsky.social
Giving a review zero stars sets a dreadful precedent. But here are the one-star shockers I’d downgrade | Peter Bradshaw
A singularly horrendous TV show has crashed the star-rating review economy. But if zero stars is the new normal for critical rage, three films deserve the big 0
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No one ever tell this man about wrestling star ratings @davidbix.bsky.social
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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The fall in violent crime is too big to be explained by any single cause, but I've always thought that immigration from cultures where drinking eight pints and getting into a fight isn't seen as a normal way to spend your Saturday night must be a non-trivial part of it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The fall in violent crime is too big to be explained by any single cause, but I've always thought that immigration from cultures where drinking eight pints and getting into a fight isn't seen as a normal way to spend your Saturday night must be a non-trivial part of it.
The original Dawn of the Dead is quite charming 50 years later - everyone clearly pulls their punches and every zombie who gets shot makes sure to fall down very carefully so they don't hurt themselves
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The original Dawn of the Dead is quite charming 50 years later - everyone clearly pulls their punches and every zombie who gets shot makes sure to fall down very carefully so they don't hurt themselves
The Rose Field is like a latter Iain Banks novel - hundreds of pages of aimlessness to set up an abrupt and underwhelming conclusion. Disappointing.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The Rose Field is like a latter Iain Banks novel - hundreds of pages of aimlessness to set up an abrupt and underwhelming conclusion. Disappointing.
Rewatching Taboo (2017) and it's very refreshing to watch a drama in which no one tells a single joke.
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Rewatching Taboo (2017) and it's very refreshing to watch a drama in which no one tells a single joke.
Scream (1996) - "Our friend was murdered! Who would do something so awful?"
Scream (2022) - "Someone tried to murder our friend! Lol, one of us probably did it!"
The fucking state of writing these days. This planet deserves the abyss.
Scream (2022) - "Someone tried to murder our friend! Lol, one of us probably did it!"
The fucking state of writing these days. This planet deserves the abyss.
October 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Scream (1996) - "Our friend was murdered! Who would do something so awful?"
Scream (2022) - "Someone tried to murder our friend! Lol, one of us probably did it!"
The fucking state of writing these days. This planet deserves the abyss.
Scream (2022) - "Someone tried to murder our friend! Lol, one of us probably did it!"
The fucking state of writing these days. This planet deserves the abyss.
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Belt Looks Weird On Child
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Belt Looks Weird On Child
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1/2 A must-read report from MERICS on how China is navigating its low birth rate—with early input from CMP's @daliaparete.bsky.social merics.org/en/report/wh...
When giving birth is a national duty: Beijing’s struggle to reverse demographic decline
Key findings The Chinese leadership faces unique challenges to sustainable population growth. The legacy of the One-Child Policy is proving difficult to reverse, and stubborn systemic factors are equa...
merics.org
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
1/2 A must-read report from MERICS on how China is navigating its low birth rate—with early input from CMP's @daliaparete.bsky.social merics.org/en/report/wh...
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one of the worst insults i've ever seen on twitter was an egirl threatening to have sex with a rival's father and "give him a child he'll actually love"
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
one of the worst insults i've ever seen on twitter was an egirl threatening to have sex with a rival's father and "give him a child he'll actually love"
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Like, a lot of online discourse feels like fan fiction about real people, both public figures and not. Posters exchanging head canons about their goals, motivations, and inner lives.
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Like, a lot of online discourse feels like fan fiction about real people, both public figures and not. Posters exchanging head canons about their goals, motivations, and inner lives.
No, I'm sure it's fine long-term that 80% of everything I see on job websites is either obviously a scam or looks like a scam, that there are no entry level jobs for any industry or field, or that people are expected to fund their own training with jobs they can't get without training
October 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
No, I'm sure it's fine long-term that 80% of everything I see on job websites is either obviously a scam or looks like a scam, that there are no entry level jobs for any industry or field, or that people are expected to fund their own training with jobs they can't get without training
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These people couldn’t have been more clear that they think not liking them is radicalisation; being angry with them for things they’ve done and said is extremism; asking them unwelcome questions is bullying and harassment, and raising your voice at them is criminal assault.
September 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
These people couldn’t have been more clear that they think not liking them is radicalisation; being angry with them for things they’ve done and said is extremism; asking them unwelcome questions is bullying and harassment, and raising your voice at them is criminal assault.
Yes, it does! Racism isn't just something you think, it's something you do! And no one who isn't a racist would support a racist policy! Words mean things!
September 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yes, it does! Racism isn't just something you think, it's something you do! And no one who isn't a racist would support a racist policy! Words mean things!
Counterpoint: no, he won't.
Keir Starmer to launch progressive fightback against ‘decline and division’ fuelled by far right
Prime minister expected to warn UK is ‘at a crossroads’ as he sets out plan to counter Nigel Farage and Reform
www.theguardian.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Counterpoint: no, he won't.
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Nailing complaints about your fandom to the door of their headquarters is 100% what a fanfic author would do if tumblr didn't exist
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nailing complaints about your fandom to the door of their headquarters is 100% what a fanfic author would do if tumblr didn't exist