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We have a country of Calvins (and worse) and not enough Hobbes and now we’re screwed.

#calvinandhobbes
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This line didn’t make it into many Trump speeches. 🤡
Trump's appointed Solicitor General admits Americans pay for 30-80% of the cost of tariffs
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PIMCO: “.. when one party has swept all three major off-year elections decisively – NJ, VA, and NYC – that party has gone on to do well-to-very-well ..

“.. this was the case in 2009 when Republicans .. win 63 House seats in 2010, and ditto in in 2017, when Democrats .. proceeded to pick-up 41 ..”
Must alert @jaketapper.bsky.social about how old Biden is!
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
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My guess? He did the thing where he misreads the teleprompter (skipping from commentary about Cuba to South Africa) and then refuses to acknowledge he misspoke. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
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PIMCO: “.. a big showing for Democrats, helping to push Spanberger to a double-digit victory – the first of its kind in Virginia for 40 years ..”
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Weird flex — pumping the square-footage of buildings that will store the technology that threatens your employment.
Trump: "If you go a couple of years out, you're gonna see numbers like you've never seen. We're building some of the biggest building ever built anywhere in the world. The AI buildings."
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Man, who knew John Rocker had racist thoughts about New York City?
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“.. There were no counties or cities (as of writing) that moved right relative to four years ago. On average, they instead moved 13 points to the left.”

@pbump.com #Virginia
www.pbump.net/o/what-chang...
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“Trump’s approval is lower than any other recent president except himself.”

- @financialtimes.com
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(Politico) - A federal magistrate judge scolded Justice Department prosecutors on Wednesday for an “indict first, investigate second” posture in the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey, raising new questions about a “highly unusual” case ..

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Eventually, they’ll figure out population density. 🤡
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Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.
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The Mississippi state legislature begs to differ. 😏
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
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Unsurprising that, after his party got its ass whipped, Trump would lean into vote fraud horseshit. A little surprising, though, that no one has yet told him that anonymous grocery shopping remains not just possible but the norm.
Trump: "It's time for Republicans to do what they have to do and that's terminate the filibuster ... we should start tonight with 'the country's open, congratulations,' then we should pass voted ID, we should pass no mail in voting ... you go to a grocery store, you have to give ID."
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Not sure what’s more worrisome: that McDonalds low-income consumer traffic is down double digits — or that high-income consumer traffic is UP double digits.

$MCD
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MIDNIGHT UPDATE: Moderate/Dem-backed candidates are currently sweeping every school board race in conservative Douglas County, Colorado (home to a famous school voucher experiment). Would give moderates total 7-0 control of the school board. #copolitics
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