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an apex predator that wants more snaks,
and a human that wants the same as well as personal autonomy and actual rights that can’t be taken away on a whim
Caturday!

Ok just found out cat bongos are a thing

His safe word is tuna

#caturday
#catbongos
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It’s King Cake Season here. Really it’s Madness. We got some from Ayu Bakehouse
And I want to say they were amazing!
All three kinds were unique and delicious! Just wow!
#kingcake
#neworleans
#mardigras

www.ayubakehouse.com
Ayu Bakehouse
A modern New Orleans bakery located on Frenchmen Street that specializes in handmade croissants, sourdough breads, light lunch fare and killer coffee.
www.ayubakehouse.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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This is a badass idea from a spectacularly good artist.
Taking art commissions to help Minnesota ACLU. DM inquiries.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Facts

I see no lies here
I have come to the conclusion that genre women seem to have helped make a LOT of lesbians.
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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The thing is, voting early may not help.
Voter envelopes are distinctive & likely to get sorted separately.
What’s to stop some complicit postmasters just holding them all until a day too late?

This must be changed BY LAW.
🚨 some important information to share 🚨

Please listen
This is for millions of us
Who VOTE by mail.
USPS changing post mark dates

You Must VOTE early
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
What kind of store shopper substitutes cinnamon rolls for garlic knots.

Monster

Sweet does not replace savory!

It was a dude

I have that flu like most of Bluesky
I’m sick AND NOW disappointed
January 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
December 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Just a Ballroom they say.
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Anyone think this looks familiar
December 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The magic of Christmas
You guys!
I got a new toy!!!

Meet Viggo the yodeling pickle. You are WELCOME!
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Excellent article laying out the process to sue for damages from ICE.
ICE Is Destroying Private Property Like a Pack of Rabid Dogs. Here's How to Sue Them for Six Figures.
Photo: KABC-TV via ABC News
open.substack.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@atomicdumpling.com
I see only facts
This is why geologists are naughty all year…😉
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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It's as if it was made FOR him
If you haven’t gotten yours yet, hit up

@invisihole.bsky.social

for the bestest winter swag on bsky
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.

They are openly saying this.

Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Squeeeeee
At least, that’s the plan.
The gods are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New powers stir.

Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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For those saying Mike Johnson is too young to have been involved with Epstein....
How did I miss this one?
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This IS going to cause deaths. Child deaths. These vaccine denying fools are so comfortable now because science changed our lives. They want to go back to iron lungs and tiny graves.
Under RFK Jr., CDC reverses course on stance that vaccines don’t cause autism
A CDC website now promotes the debunked idea of a link between vaccines and autism.
www.statnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So they are ok with Nazi and traitor lovers. We only fought two wars to get rid of this ilk, but now Republicans are ok with it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM