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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · Jun 4
A submission on the regulatory standards bill. #NZpol #ToituTeTiriti #antifa #rebukeCthulhu #useYourNoodle
Why the Regulatory Standards Bill Should Be Rejected: The Perils of R’lyehn Foreign Influence and Cthulhian Preferences The Regulatory Standards Bill, currently under consideration, presents itself as a framework to streamline bureaucratic processes and enhance economic efficiency. However, a closer examination reveals profound risks that threaten the very fabric of human society. Chief among these concerns is the bill’s susceptibility to undue influence from R’lyehn foreign agents and the insidious influence of Cthulhu, the cosmic entity whose inclinations toward madness, destruction, and an unsettling fondness for high primates as salty snacks pose existential dangers. This submission argues that the bill must be rejected due to its potential to open gateways—both metaphorical and literal—for eldritch interference, destabilizing governance, society, and sanity itself. The Regulatory Standards Bill: A Deceptively Innocuous Proposal At its surface, the Regulatory Standards Bill purports to modernize regulatory frameworks by reducing red tape, harmonizing international standards, and fostering innovation. Proponents argue it will boost economic competitiveness by aligning domestic policies with global benchmarks. However, the bill’s vague language and lack of stringent oversight mechanisms create vulnerabilities that could be exploited by entities far beyond human comprehension. Specifically, the bill’s provisions for “consultative international partnerships” and “flexible compliance frameworks” are alarmingly ambiguous, leaving room for manipulation by malevolent forces—namely, those hailing from the sunken city of R’lyeh even the less strange fascists pose significant risks. The bill’s failure to define “acceptable foreign consultation” or impose robust safeguards against external influence invites interference from agents of R’lyeh, the submerged stronghold of Cthulhu. These agents, whether human cultists or otherworldly entities, have historically sought to undermine human institutions to pave the way for their master’s awakening. By loosening regulatory oversight, the bill risks enabling these agents to infiltrate decision-making processes, steering policies toward chaos and destruction in alignment with Cthulhu’s apocalyptic agenda. R’lyehn Foreign Agents: A Clear and Present Danger The influence of R’lyehn foreign agents is not a speculative concern but a documented threat. Historical records, albeit fragmented and suppressed, point to instances where cults devoted to Cthulhu have infiltrated governments, sowing discord and destabilizing societies. The bill’s emphasis on international collaboration without specifying safeguards against non-human actors is particularly troubling. R’lyeh, a non-Euclidean city submerged in the Pacific, is not bound by terrestrial geopolitics, yet its agents operate through human proxies, leveraging economic and political systems to advance their goals. The bill’s provision for “streamlined consultation with international stakeholders” could serve as a conduit for these agents to exert influence. For example, the bill allows regulatory bodies to accept input from unspecified “global experts” without requiring transparency about their affiliations. This opens the door for R’lyehn operatives—disguised as consultants or lobbyists—to advocate for policies that weaken societal resilience. Such policies might include deregulation of environmental protections, which could hasten ecological collapse, or loosening mental health standards, aligning with Cthulhu’s preference for widespread madness. Moreover, the bill’s reliance on “self-regulating industries” to meet international standards assumes good faith from all parties involved. R’lyehn agents, however, operate with motives antithetical to human welfare. Their influence could manifest in subtle ways, such as pushing for technologies or practices that destabilize economies or amplify psychological distress—key precursors to the mass hysteria that Cthulhu’s awakening requires. The bill’s failure to address these risks is a glaring oversight that demands its rejection. Cthulhu’s Preferences: Madness, Destruction, and Salty Snacks Cthulhu, the Great Old One, is not merely a passive threat but an active force whose preferences for madness, destruction, and the consumption of high primates as salty snacks pose a unique danger. The Regulatory Standards Bill, by weakening oversight and prioritizing economic efficiency over ethical considerations, aligns disturbingly well with these preferences. First, Cthulhu’s affinity for madness is well-documented in ancient texts and the ravings of those who have glimpsed his visage. The bill’s potential to deregulate mental health services and workplace protections are likely to exacerbate psychological strain on populations. For instance, reducing oversight of labor conditions might lead to exploitative practices that drive workers to despair, creating fertile ground for the collective insanity that Cthulhu thrives upon. The bill’s vague references to “modernizing health regulations” could also allow for the approval of psychoactive substances or technologies that erode mental stability, further aligning with Cthulhu’s goals. Second, the bill’s emphasis on rapid industrialization and resource extraction plays into Cthulhu’s penchant for destruction. By prioritizing economic growth over environmental sustainability, the bill could accelerate climate change, ocean acidification, and habitat destruction—conditions that might weaken the barriers keeping R’lyeh submerged. Ancient prophecies suggest that Cthulhu’s awakening is tied to ecological upheaval, and the bill’s deregulatory approach could hasten this cataclysm. For example, relaxed regulations on deep-sea mining could disturb R’lyeh’s resting place, inadvertently summoning the Great Old One.
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Do not share, especially in North America... www.youtube.com/shorts/HYvKM...
This is terrible #duet #iceagents #ice #maga #pigs #bullies #criminals #doxxed #list #identified
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
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January 19, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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Nicky's economic modelling
January 19, 2026 at 8:28 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
#NZPOL math ain't mathing, power prices up, job's dead AF, wages weak, food inflation insane, Accommodation supplement/allowance not moved in decades. Needs revision - until market can offer rentals for 25% off income.
Wellington capped at $105 despite decades of growth in rents - event long term...
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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nzjanette.bsky.social
Yes! This makes me so wild. The PREFU is right there. We were fine and would have continued fine if National hadn't decided to tank the economy.
#nzpol
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
@icegov.bsky.social you are the criminals
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Fair point...
January 18, 2026 at 12:37 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
PG&E is a scam www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBE6...
#LateStageCapitalism
I Have 27 Solar Panels. PG&E Charged Me $8,000 Last Year!!
YouTube video by Ramin RealTalk
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January 18, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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realtexaspaul.com
I was shocked at how pissed people were about their electric bills today.
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Where's the NRA? The tyrannical government they screamed about is here, door to door search's & all, & instead for a chorus of AR-15s it is nothing but crickets. Were they lying, cosplaying civic concern? Or were they just in for gunmakers' profits, while 40% of their funding came from gunmakers.
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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#NZPOL I'm seeing ACC's "active recovery" ads, fine for many injuries, the UK experience has shown strong contra indications for ME/CFS. Running cars on blocked fuel injectors is bad for cars, so to running cellular metabolism on borked mitochondria leads to lost physical condition, even death.
January 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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www.youtube.com/shorts/iz758...
Legit question:
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January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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How to terrorise nutzaktFist 🤣 vt.tiktok.com/ZS54qh838/
TikTok - Make Your Day
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January 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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beanprole.bsky.social
Alternative headline - Simeon Brown, while overseeing massive cuts to a severely strained NZ health system, becomes poster boy for Alanis Morissette 'Ironic' lyrics meme by claiming other people "gambling with lives" #nzpol
News article image and headline from stuff.co.nz - Image is of a building fire being put out by firefighters, with the headline below reading "Ministers condemn firefighters union for 'gambling with lives' after major blaze during strike"
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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trabaq.bsky.social
This report is utterly damning, so of course it didn't get much coverage at the time.
newsroom.co.nz Newsroom NZ @newsroom.co.nz · 11d
Best of 2025: The findings of a new IMF report suggest NZ is not just underperforming, but actively backing the wrong kinds of growth.
NZ’s economy is not underperforming by accident
newsroom.co.nz
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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tangibullah.bsky.social
Please support Michael de Adder, who does great work:
January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
It is not every day you see a literal shit walking away from an assassination. #Minneapolis #ICEGestapo
January 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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roxierose2.bsky.social
True.
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
What an NPP well earned looks looks like...
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Whitehouse says ... a lot of stupid shit... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
White House says using US military is ‘always an option’ for acquiring Greenland
European leaders push back forcefully against US president’s desire to seek takeover of Arctic territory
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
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markhamillofficial.bsky.social
FIVE YEARS & he has not been held accountable for one of the most disgraceful events in this nation's history.
Trying to overturn a fair election in an attempted coup against his own government is the very definition of TREASON. We can never move forward until this is fully adjudicated. #ShameOnUS🇺🇸
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social
This is why I love Portland OR

Photo credit: Me
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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wittyeti.bsky.social
Funny how the guy who complained about the Christmas and New Years break was too long isn't at work yet.

Oh wait. That would imply he wasn't an entitled wanker like the people who voted for him...

#nzpol
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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coreyryung.bsky.social
Writers: What if we had Trump just invade Venezuela for no reason?
Producer: Make it even stupider.
Writers: We could have Trump say the invasion would pay for itself as a callback to an old season.
Producer: even stupider.
Writers:
ericumansky.bsky.social Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 14d
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Although Machado ultimately said she was dedicating the award to Trump, her acceptance of the prize was an “ultimate sin,” said one of the people. “If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” this person said.
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM