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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · Jun 4

A submission on the regulatory standards bill. #NZpol #ToituTeTiriti #antifa #rebukeCthulhu #useYourNoodle

Why the Regulatory Standards Bill Should Be Rejected: The Perils of R’lyehn Foreign Influence and Cthulhian Preferences

The Regulatory Standards Bill, currently under consideration, presents itself as a framework to streamline bureaucratic processes and enhance economic efficiency. However, a closer examination reveals profound risks that threaten the very fabric of human society. Chief among these concerns is the bill’s susceptibility to undue influence from R’lyehn foreign agents and the insidious influence of Cthulhu, the cosmic entity whose inclinations toward madness, destruction, and an unsettling fondness for high primates as salty snacks pose existential dangers. This submission argues that the bill must be rejected due to its potential to open gateways—both metaphorical and literal—for eldritch interference, destabilizing governance, society, and sanity itself.

The Regulatory Standards Bill: A Deceptively Innocuous Proposal

At its surface, the Regulatory Standards Bill purports to modernize regulatory frameworks by reducing red tape, harmonizing international standards, and fostering innovation. Proponents argue it will boost economic competitiveness by aligning domestic policies with global benchmarks. However, the bill’s vague language and lack of stringent oversight mechanisms create vulnerabilities that could be exploited by entities far beyond human comprehension. Specifically, the bill’s provisions for “consultative international partnerships” and “flexible compliance frameworks” are alarmingly ambiguous, leaving room for manipulation by malevolent forces—namely, those hailing from the sunken city of R’lyeh even the less strange fascists pose significant risks.
The bill’s failure to define “acceptable foreign consultation” or impose robust safeguards against external influence invites interference from agents of R’lyeh, the submerged stronghold of Cthulhu. These agents, whether human cultists or otherworldly entities, have historically sought to undermine human institutions to pave the way for their master’s awakening. By loosening regulatory oversight, the bill risks enabling these agents to infiltrate decision-making processes, steering policies toward chaos and destruction in alignment with Cthulhu’s apocalyptic agenda.

R’lyehn Foreign Agents: A Clear and Present Danger

The influence of R’lyehn foreign agents is not a speculative concern but a documented threat. Historical records, albeit fragmented and suppressed, point to instances where cults devoted to Cthulhu have infiltrated governments, sowing discord and destabilizing societies. The bill’s emphasis on international collaboration without specifying safeguards against non-human actors is particularly troubling. R’lyeh, a non-Euclidean city submerged in the Pacific, is not bound by terrestrial geopolitics, yet its agents operate through human proxies, leveraging economic and political systems to advance their goals.
The bill’s provision for “streamlined consultation with international stakeholders” could serve as a conduit for these agents to exert influence. For example, the bill allows regulatory bodies to accept input from unspecified “global experts” without requiring transparency about their affiliations. This opens the door for R’lyehn operatives—disguised as consultants or lobbyists—to advocate for policies that weaken societal resilience. Such policies might include deregulation of environmental protections, which could hasten ecological collapse, or loosening mental health standards, aligning with Cthulhu’s preference for widespread madness.
Moreover, the bill’s reliance on “self-regulating industries” to meet international standards assumes good faith from all parties involved. R’lyehn agents, however, operate with motives antithetical to human welfare. Their influence could manifest in subtle ways, such as pushing for technologies or practices that destabilize economies or amplify psychological distress—key precursors to the mass hysteria that Cthulhu’s awakening requires. The bill’s failure to address these risks is a glaring oversight that demands its rejection.

Cthulhu’s Preferences: Madness, Destruction, and Salty Snacks

Cthulhu, the Great Old One, is not merely a passive threat but an active force whose preferences for madness, destruction, and the consumption of high primates as salty snacks pose a unique danger. The Regulatory Standards Bill, by weakening oversight and prioritizing economic efficiency over ethical considerations, aligns disturbingly well with these preferences.
First, Cthulhu’s affinity for madness is well-documented in ancient texts and the ravings of those who have glimpsed his visage. The bill’s potential to deregulate mental health services and workplace protections are likely to exacerbate psychological strain on populations. For instance, reducing oversight of labor conditions might lead to exploitative practices that drive workers to despair, creating fertile ground for the collective insanity that Cthulhu thrives upon. The bill’s vague references to “modernizing health regulations” could also allow for the approval of psychoactive substances or technologies that erode mental stability, further aligning with Cthulhu’s goals.
Second, the bill’s emphasis on rapid industrialization and resource extraction plays into Cthulhu’s penchant for destruction. By prioritizing economic growth over environmental sustainability, the bill could accelerate climate change, ocean acidification, and habitat destruction—conditions that might weaken the barriers keeping R’lyeh submerged. Ancient prophecies suggest that Cthulhu’s awakening is tied to ecological upheaval, and the bill’s deregulatory approach could hasten this cataclysm. For example, relaxed regulations on deep-sea mining could disturb R’lyeh’s resting place, inadvertently summoning the Great Old One.

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 10h

What Bernie said....
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US senator Bernie Sanders says research shows the US ‘has paid for 70 percent of the Gaza war’

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11h

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Swedish 🥶‼️

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11h

the election, don't be fooled. This government is still crap. #oneTermGovernment

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 11h

Apparently now the OCR being below 3%, it is now a stimulus to the economy, the neutral value being about 3%. Give that the OCR must filter through the process of banks borrowing then lending or refinancing, it will be a year before we see knock-on economic improvement. Even if we see it before...

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

Together, across philosophies, faith traditions, triumph over C'thulhu is inevitable. Peace for Palestine, Peace for Israel. Let ICC bring some measure of justice. #antifa #vertebratesForEarth #rebukeCthulhu 7/7

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

the horror. Hamas has since offer to release the hostages on multiple occasions, but acceptance by Israel would undermine the narrative, so Israel refuses. 6/7

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

Israel is denied peace because it suffers under its own fascism which generates hostility against itself, It became useful to Putin, & his Iranian allies to support the the Oct 7 atrocities, We now know Israel killed more Israelis than Hamas. Early AI slop created lurid imagery to exaggerate... 5/7

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

Humans the world over see the horror, & call it for what it is, we mustn't forget, many of them - Jewish, & some of them are citizen's of Israel. Genocide is a political project, as is Zionism, just as the Holocaust, & Naziism were in Europe 100 to 80years ago. Resistance from within is beauty. 4/7

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

it was, and is deeply offensive to humanity.
C'thulhu remains malevolent, vicious, deadly. Notions of democracy, a moral IDF, are but C'thulhu's mirages. In truth they offer nothing but madness and destruction to all humanity.
The sun will scorch all the Earth, Israel asks "Why wait?" 3/7

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

Ever wonder what nonsense Goebbels would produce today? Just observe representatives of Israel's government.
If Europe's Jewish people had social media, 87years ago, this is how the regime would have had to respond, there is no hiding it now, it was yet to be crime, they hid it because... 2/7

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 13h

Genocidal fascists only lie while their lips are moving. Piers is often wrong, so it is refreshing to see him him bring journalism to this issue. Of course he needed a lot of help, Medhi Hassan has done fine work placing Piers on the right side of history. 1/7
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Piers Nails It! 🔥🔥#usa #israel #palestine #europe #news #canada #congress #politics #uk #australia

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 14h

Kids of NZFirst parents, does this seem weirdly familiar? www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTc4...

TikTokers Expose the Sad Reality of Having Braindead MAGA Parents

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Sisyphus @sisyphusreturns.bsky.social · 1d

#nzpol 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿. youtu.be/h-yjkAXxnMA?...

Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 1d

It took the team a while, but we really had this coming.

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Roscoe Changleen @changleen.bsky.social · 1d

#NZPol NZ farmers finally catching up with news from literally two decades ago.

Climate change effects expected to hurt farm viability in next decade, study finds www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Climate change effects expected to hurt farm viability in next decade, study finds

A new report found irrigated dairy farms are particularly at risk because water supplies are expected to become less reliable in some areas.

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 2d

Were they on to begin with?

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Duncan Webb MP @duncanwebbmp.bsky.social · 2d

OMG the National Party totally screwed up the vote on the Broadcasting Bill. First they didn’t have signed proxies for the conscience vote. Then they didn’t have the 20 members in the house required for a conscience vote - so the vote is a nullity. Politics 101 learn to count !!!

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 2d

Fascists, hypocrisy be thy name.

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 2d

He forgets kindness came to Nazis only after the Nazis stopped doing Nazi shit.

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 2d

The important thing here is the cross party commitment to this being a one term government. From these numbers, even Nicola is working toward this important national strategy.

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 2d

Kakistocracy in its full glory.

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Pat Brittenden @patbrittenden.bsky.social · 3d

Enamel pins anyone? @chewienz.bsky.social

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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 4d

The broken window crosses line. It doesn't count as civil protest. Soft support for genocide demands evil protest, in public spaces, even public footpath near representative residences and quite lawful.

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 4d

But, yes not good. Being Winston in this moment is damnation enough.

Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · 4d

To be fair, they did not break the window with a 2000lb missile.

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