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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿
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Dad was a 2NZEF POW ANTIFA AF. Noodle did NOT fall far from the colander. Use your noddle, rebuke C'thulhu. Vote like the most vulnerable people's lives depend on it.
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Theocracidal🍝🇳🇿 @theocracidal.bsky.social · Jun 4
A submission on the regulatory standards bill. #NZpol #ToituTeTiriti #antifa #rebukeCthulhu #useYourNoodle
Why the Regulatory Standards Bill Should Be Rejected: The Perils of R’lyehn Foreign Influence and Cthulhian Preferences The Regulatory Standards Bill, currently under consideration, presents itself as a framework to streamline bureaucratic processes and enhance economic efficiency. However, a closer examination reveals profound risks that threaten the very fabric of human society. Chief among these concerns is the bill’s susceptibility to undue influence from R’lyehn foreign agents and the insidious influence of Cthulhu, the cosmic entity whose inclinations toward madness, destruction, and an unsettling fondness for high primates as salty snacks pose existential dangers. This submission argues that the bill must be rejected due to its potential to open gateways—both metaphorical and literal—for eldritch interference, destabilizing governance, society, and sanity itself. The Regulatory Standards Bill: A Deceptively Innocuous Proposal At its surface, the Regulatory Standards Bill purports to modernize regulatory frameworks by reducing red tape, harmonizing international standards, and fostering innovation. Proponents argue it will boost economic competitiveness by aligning domestic policies with global benchmarks. However, the bill’s vague language and lack of stringent oversight mechanisms create vulnerabilities that could be exploited by entities far beyond human comprehension. Specifically, the bill’s provisions for “consultative international partnerships” and “flexible compliance frameworks” are alarmingly ambiguous, leaving room for manipulation by malevolent forces—namely, those hailing from the sunken city of R’lyeh even the less strange fascists pose significant risks. The bill’s failure to define “acceptable foreign consultation” or impose robust safeguards against external influence invites interference from agents of R’lyeh, the submerged stronghold of Cthulhu. These agents, whether human cultists or otherworldly entities, have historically sought to undermine human institutions to pave the way for their master’s awakening. By loosening regulatory oversight, the bill risks enabling these agents to infiltrate decision-making processes, steering policies toward chaos and destruction in alignment with Cthulhu’s apocalyptic agenda. R’lyehn Foreign Agents: A Clear and Present Danger The influence of R’lyehn foreign agents is not a speculative concern but a documented threat. Historical records, albeit fragmented and suppressed, point to instances where cults devoted to Cthulhu have infiltrated governments, sowing discord and destabilizing societies. The bill’s emphasis on international collaboration without specifying safeguards against non-human actors is particularly troubling. R’lyeh, a non-Euclidean city submerged in the Pacific, is not bound by terrestrial geopolitics, yet its agents operate through human proxies, leveraging economic and political systems to advance their goals. The bill’s provision for “streamlined consultation with international stakeholders” could serve as a conduit for these agents to exert influence. For example, the bill allows regulatory bodies to accept input from unspecified “global experts” without requiring transparency about their affiliations. This opens the door for R’lyehn operatives—disguised as consultants or lobbyists—to advocate for policies that weaken societal resilience. Such policies might include deregulation of environmental protections, which could hasten ecological collapse, or loosening mental health standards, aligning with Cthulhu’s preference for widespread madness. Moreover, the bill’s reliance on “self-regulating industries” to meet international standards assumes good faith from all parties involved. R’lyehn agents, however, operate with motives antithetical to human welfare. Their influence could manifest in subtle ways, such as pushing for technologies or practices that destabilize economies or amplify psychological distress—key precursors to the mass hysteria that Cthulhu’s awakening requires. The bill’s failure to address these risks is a glaring oversight that demands its rejection. Cthulhu’s Preferences: Madness, Destruction, and Salty Snacks Cthulhu, the Great Old One, is not merely a passive threat but an active force whose preferences for madness, destruction, and the consumption of high primates as salty snacks pose a unique danger. The Regulatory Standards Bill, by weakening oversight and prioritizing economic efficiency over ethical considerations, aligns disturbingly well with these preferences. First, Cthulhu’s affinity for madness is well-documented in ancient texts and the ravings of those who have glimpsed his visage. The bill’s potential to deregulate mental health services and workplace protections are likely to exacerbate psychological strain on populations. For instance, reducing oversight of labor conditions might lead to exploitative practices that drive workers to despair, creating fertile ground for the collective insanity that Cthulhu thrives upon. The bill’s vague references to “modernizing health regulations” could also allow for the approval of psychoactive substances or technologies that erode mental stability, further aligning with Cthulhu’s goals. Second, the bill’s emphasis on rapid industrialization and resource extraction plays into Cthulhu’s penchant for destruction. By prioritizing economic growth over environmental sustainability, the bill could accelerate climate change, ocean acidification, and habitat destruction—conditions that might weaken the barriers keeping R’lyeh submerged. Ancient prophecies suggest that Cthulhu’s awakening is tied to ecological upheaval, and the bill’s deregulatory approach could hasten this cataclysm. For example, relaxed regulations on deep-sea mining could disturb R’lyeh’s resting place, inadvertently summoning the Great Old One.
theocracidal.bsky.social
If only Chris hopkins had this with cloe and marama. #nzpol
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
What we need Election 2026 to do in parliament:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhcO...
#NZPol
Out The Airlock Door Scene | ALIEN (1979) Movie CLIP HD
YouTube video by JoBlo Movie Clips
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November 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Volodomir Zelenskyy has officially reached the "I'm so done with this shit" stage of working with Trump. The war is now Europe V Russia. #slavaUkrainii

Meanwhile, see how Russia is winning...
How much Russia is winning.
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Somehow Trump's eggplant gets no sympathy from me.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
More than 1000 school reaffirm commitment to Te Tiriti. youtube.com/shorts/ChwKs...
More than 1000 schools reaffirm commitment to Te Tiriti o Waitangi | RNZ
YouTube video by RNZ
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November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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patbrittenden.bsky.social
#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- Tania Waikato LIVE on schools obligations to te tiriti
- Greens announce they'll cancel fast-tracked mining contracts
- Chris Bishop takes Kāinga Ora money and uses it on a bridge
#nzpol #nzpolitics @chewienz.bsky.social

youtube.com/live/bHoCale...
#BHN Tania Waikato on te tiriti obligations | Greens cancel mining contracts | KO cash appropriated
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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tonywelly.bsky.social
Chris Bishops next housing project.
#nzpol
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
The ferry acquisition process.
Winston: Can you supply two interisland ferries?
Temu,com: No, and please stop asking. #nzpol
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
The ferry acquisition process.
Winston: can you supply two interisland ferries?
Temo,com: no, and please stop asking.
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Dear Hutt Valley, stop voting for Shoggoth. Bree Elliott can do better than this.
henrycooke.bsky.social henry cooke @henrycooke.bsky.social · 10d
NEW: Chris Bishop used housing money to fund a bridge in his electorate his own Govt had killed off.

Officials were against the move and Labour say he shouldn’t have been anywhere near the decision.

www.thepost.co.nz/politics/360...
Chris Bishop diverts Kāinga Ora money to fund a bridge in his electorate
Officials warned against the use of housing funds for bridge building but Bishop says it was a “pragmatic choice”.
www.thepost.co.nz
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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kiwichar.bsky.social
“Back On Track”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
(cue worlds smallest violin) 🎻
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Meanwhile the NutzActFist government takes a Great Leap Backwards
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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kiwichar.bsky.social
So weird how the term “Activist” has been hijacked by the “Activist” far-right, to paint humanity & life sustaining focussed human beings as “Activists”…as if it’s a bad thing. 💭🤷‍♀️
#nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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theocracidal.bsky.social
Winning is so much easier when the competition do so much of our work for us.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
80 years ago, our dads and grandpas were given government jobs to sort out NAZI shit. And when the job was done, humanity moved forward. History records, that our species does not tolerate this crap very much at all. To the Skinheads, sort shit out, before we do it for you, and you wont like that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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nzkatya.bsky.social
I have been polled by Curia a couple of times and this wording isn't far off the mark #nzpol
clintfern.bsky.social Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 14d
Curias question - do you support satanic rituals like Labours CGT?
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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nzjanette.bsky.social
Tim Jago had name suppression so that the ACT party wasn't inconvenienced at the last election. And now, when he's being tried for another set of offenses, not all the media are naming him in their write ups.
#nzpol
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Your regular monthly dose of evil...
Electricity bill fixed daily charge. - Monthly evil - screw the poor, comfort the rich.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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theocracidal.bsky.social
Just so we are clear, "laser focus" is notoriously/famously narrow. This is a tell that screams volumes when he claims he or his team to be "laser focused on fixing the economy". The narrow focus clearly addressing the needs of donors - screw all others wherever possible.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Just so we are clear, "laser focus" is notoriously/famously narrow. This is a tell that screams volumes when he claims he or his team to be "laser focused on fixing the economy". The narrow focus clearly addressing the needs of donors - screw all others wherever possible.
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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alans-world.bsky.social
#NZpol

IRD person says: "... it's got to be paid back... do you really need to give out this loan, can you avoid it or is there another way?"

Another way?

You mean FUNDING EDUCATION PROPERLY TO F'N START WITH, LIKE SANE COUNTRIES DO?!

Oh I see! Another of those "mature" convos we'll *avoid*!
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
theocracidal.bsky.social
Introducing TJ Godbey - the ganster y'all were warned about.
c.org/Vt9Vw8sQpH
See also YT/Civil Rights Lawyer. 🧵
Demand Dismissal of Officer TJ Godbey and Suspension of His Accomplices
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
c.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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theocracidal.bsky.social
Truly, a government that serves C'thulhu serves us all to C'thulhu.
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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zipitsweetie.bsky.social
Teehee!
#nzpol
jordanriversnz.bsky.social Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 24d
Luxon has become the default face for toxic landlords on left-wing pages across the world. This one's from Germany 😆😂
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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opaltiger.bsky.social
Wow, this is amazing.

Good find @jordanriversnz.bsky.social

#nzpol
Two panel punchline image. 1. Landlord: It's not me causing your rent increase, it's the market. Over a singular image of Chris Luxon. 2. The market: Lines and lines of multiple Chris Luxons.
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM