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theophanic.bsky.social
theophanic
@theophanic.bsky.social
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theo (he/they), rambunctiously queer
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theophanic.bsky.social
Ich kaufe Wurzelgemüse in bulk und verschacher ihn für nen minimalen Aufpreis, ich nenne es ReSellerie
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something

triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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paintyourdragon.bsky.social
More amazing hybrid costume/puppetry stuff.

Suspension-of-disbelief level: even the cameraman points to stuff and interacts as if the character can see anything. 💯

What if this but werewolf?
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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appleseedexm.bsky.social
Letzte Chance fürn (free) Ticket für Mine heute Abend in Köln 🥹
appleseedexm.bsky.social ᴎɒmoɿ 🌈 @appleseedexm.bsky.social · 24d
Das Ticket gäbe es noch immer zu haben, ich fänds schade wenn niemand hingeht und Mine ist wirklich ne Sensation 🥺💕
appleseedexm.bsky.social ᴎɒmoɿ 🌈 @appleseedexm.bsky.social · Oct 25
Ich habe noch ein Ticket übrig für Mine in #Köln am 25. November. Würde mich freuen wenn da irgendwer hin möchte, Mine ist eine mega Musikerin die ich nur empfehlen kann 🔥

Ich hab leider das Ticket am falschen Tag gekauft, sehe sie n Tag später in Hamburg 😅
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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secondlina.com
Annette is just like me fr.
Comic Part 1/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 2/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 3/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients. Comic Part 4/4 - a group of witches is huddled around a teacher showing them how to collect mandrake. The teacher pulls one out, explaining that mandrakes scream and cry when you pull them for their comfortable soil bed, causing a student called Annette to react by saying "it's just like me for real." The teacher then tells Annette to stop relating to potion ingredients.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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theophanic.bsky.social
the frogs have always been gay,
the swamp just got gentrified
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
Neue_r Therapeut_in, wir gehen rein c:<
(letzter war vor Corona, also im Spätmittelalter :'D)
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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anikeru.bsky.social
Very hungry caterpillar
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
the frogs have always been gay,
the swamp just got gentrified
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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bzoi.bsky.social
you heard hexagon is the bestagon, but what about estrogen is the bestrogen, have you thought about that?
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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dumbdog.gay
My boss just asked me why my "Neutral background music" playlist for mostly work related purposes is called:

Genderless, synergized tunes for business and the occult

I will not elaborate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
theophanic.bsky.social
[a single piano center stage]
[me, walking up to it, sitting down]
[start playing John Miles - Music]

"Yuri was my first love--"
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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coreybrickley.bsky.social
hi i made this for discord if you want it it only works on pc and android
emoji of two simple pares of legs facing eachother with big butts the emoji of two people hugging over the emoji of the legs. It makes the people hugging look like they have giant bottoms
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
just realized - I threw together a pizza with only solanum plants,
eggplant, tomato (harvested from my balcony), potato (sliced thinly for crisp)
actually slaps :D
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
the even funnier direct quote "1-3 guy(s) [...]"
#StrangerTiesDnD
captnconfusion.bsky.social the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · Oct 29
Eris' Cult: Wir sind nur missverstanden!

Mitglieder des bisher:

-abusive Dad of a party member
-guy with whom Tayrik has enough beef to go murder mode
-guy who infiltrated a community for power and delights in manipulation
-guy(s) who agreed to kill guy 2 just because they mildly dislike his vibes
October 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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smittermeier.bsky.social
The vibe I bring to the function
Guillermo del Toro at a Frankenstein screening with a mic in hand Subtitles „thank you very much“ „and fuck AI“
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
honestly, 0

~3 if it's serious
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
sometimes I can still hear her voice..

[distant car doot with reverb]
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lalaeta.bsky.social
gay girl: 'my gf'

straight girl: 'my bf'

train girl: 'my hbf'
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
"Hürth-Kalscheuren" klingt auch mehr wie n Tathergang als nach Ortsnamen
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
theophanic.bsky.social
boah, irgendwann mal n #mosaicsea / #mosaicsword themed Skull King oder Skull Queen basteln - det wärs :D
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
theophanic.bsky.social
3 unconscious people, 1 uncertain, 1 paralyzed, 1 person half-, 1 fully disintegrated

solid session.
#GreatRangingMAK
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
sancta susanna gut

fuck i love art
October 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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dagothurthegod.bsky.social
Beware the TES pipeline.
The Morrowind box art divided into three stages. Stage 1: "yo this game sucks, i can't hit anything for shit" Stage 2: "Wow, I'm super overpowered and the lore is incredibly deep, this is truly an amazing once in a lifetime experience" Stage 3: "I should take estrogen"
January 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
theophanic.bsky.social
mit der Menge and Brombeersträuchern, die fast überall in Gleisnähe wachsen, sollte die DB ein Seitengeschäft aufmachen
DB Jello (das B steht für Beere)
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM