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captnconfusion.bsky.social
*muffled screaming as i drag myself away for the sake of my sleep*
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime
nikigrayson.com
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
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zmeess.bsky.social
was struck by sudden inspiration to paint everyone's favorite hot boy with watercolors 🎨
#art #watercolors #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt
a shoulders-up watercolor portrait of Essek Thelyss from Critical Role. he is depicted as a young-looking slender drow with light gray-purple skin and short white hair. there is a silver ornament hooked around his pointed ear, shaped like a small leafed branch. his shirt is filled in with almost black purple ink, allowing his face, neck and right hand to stand out; the hand is up by Essek's face, the fingers touching his lips in a pensive gesture as he looks off to the side. the background behind his head and in the upper right corner is sectioned off and filled in with the same ink as his shirt, balancing the composition and providing a dark backdrop for Essek's light hair.
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
i have two gaps left to close. but they're big gaps and they're at the into which is really hard for me.
captnconfusion.bsky.social
mighty nein trailer goes so hard, i love how titmouse does magic and i want to eat fjord (still don't like the jester design but oh well)
captnconfusion.bsky.social
es sei denn Avatar zählt doch als anime aber ich hab immer gehört das leute meckern wenn man das sagt :'D
captnconfusion.bsky.social
kristina ich weiß nicht wie ich dir beibringen soll dass ich noch nie in meinem leben auch nur einen einzigen anime geschaut habe
captnconfusion.bsky.social
das weiß ich ja auch nicht 😭 ich weiß doch gar nicht was es alles gibt 😭 ich war erst auf einer einzigen con und das war die lbm in 2018 😭
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
vielleicht ist auch einfach die überwindung zu groß zu fragen, ob ich mitmachen darf...
captnconfusion.bsky.social
wann deltarune cosplay group. i would be such a cute ralsei.
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich will wirklich actually (mehr) into cosplay getten, aber es ist so schwer da drin fuß zu fassen wenn du nicht so viele medien kennst und keine bestehende gruppe hast, die dich adoptiert :(
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zengtiger.bsky.social
Old but Gold! 😁🤭🐀🦖
captnconfusion.bsky.social
idk ob das gut für ein simon adventure ist tho. normalerweise geh ich allein lieber an orte, die ich schon thoroughly explored habe. aber dieser park ist so gottlos riesig dass wir gefühlt nur 25% gesehen haben, und idk ob ich dann nicht sad alleine wäre
captnconfusion.bsky.social
vielleicht ist es eigentlich noch zu früh für urlaubsplanung aber jetzt wo europapark wieder im bereich des möglichen ist mache ich schon ein auge
captnconfusion.bsky.social
HOW ARE YOU SURPRISED, YOU READ IT WHEN IT WAS ALREADY LIKE 9k AND YOU SAW HOW MUCH WAS STILL MISSING
captnconfusion.bsky.social
i cracked 10k. whee.
captnconfusion.bsky.social
based on what outline the pieces i have accumulated for my joleas missing scene argument writing suggest, i may be looking at another 10k wordcount

sigh
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youjogirl.bsky.social
Every smartphone in the world contains a CPU descended from one designed by a trans woman in the 1980s. The Matrix is one of the most influential movie franchises of all time. Electronic music was pioneered and popularized by a trans woman. I could go on
katie.bzky.team
i think my favourite part about being a trans woman is how much of an impact we have on culture. a friend reminded me today about a popular meme format she created. another friend today casually told me about how she was the most notorious roblox hacker when she was a child.

just a day in the life!
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enbypapahut.bsky.social
hallo ich hätte gern ein veganes schni-
WOLLEN SIE EINEN ULKIGEN GOLDMAX?
ähm nein ein veganes schni-
AH ICH VERSTEHE EINEN WONNIGEN SOJASTRUMPF?
ich glaube wir missverstehen uns ich will ein veganes schnitzel
JUNGER MANN ICH GLAUBE SIE WOLLEN EINEN TOTEN GRÜNEN WIESO SAGEN SIE DAS NICHT GLEICH
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magpiebones.bsky.social
Revisiting this tail. All foam construction with a strip of silicone poured directly into the foam poured strength and added movement. I'm just going to do this as a standard thing on my tails going forward.
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motel777.xyz
a new BEWARE OF DOG tee, for those who like a darker tee 🐕⛓️ dropping in 2 days! #merch
Back of the BEWARE OF DOG tee on a maroon background. Front & back of the BEWARE OF DOG tee graphics.
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich hab jetzt auch das musikvideo angeschaut und ich muss leider sagen der ass-shot mit herausguckender thong während beim flexen die funken fliegen holt mich leider schon ab--