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captnconfusion.bsky.social
the monster under your bed
@captnconfusion.bsky.social
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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

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the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · Sep 30
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
watched the citipati short film again and man. still makes me cry.

i really want to get that tattoo
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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berensreverie.bsky.social
Ferocity
June 25, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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skullbird.bsky.social
HIATUS: Chats with the Void will be going on break to allow me to recharge and focus on other creative endeavors!
FEAR DIDN'T STOP ME FROM STARTING... ...AND IT WON'T KEEP ME FROM STOPPING. I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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goldwagnathan.bsky.social
One of the best worldbuilding guides you can read is Tolkien's notes on translation, where he talks about the fact that *everything* you write is in practice being translated into English; is is no more anachronistic to use the word "September" than it is use the word "sword" or "house" or "hello".
insidejoke.bsky.social Jo_clever_ke @insidejoke.bsky.social · 23h
Not sure how I feel when a book tells me that instead of "12 months" they have "10 arcs," which are each 40 days long, and they all have names like Blossomarc, Flamearc Snowarc,.... I appreciate the world building, but couldnt we have just kept the calendar the same?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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thenothaniel.bsky.social
succumb to my creation ||

#art #ocart #ocsky #artsky #artist #dndsky #dnd #commission #commsopen #vgen #onvgen #vgenartist
portrait of a black tiefling person with cream colored horns, several piercings on their big ears as well as nose and lip. they are surrounded by a light glow, their eyes glowing as well. they look pretty celestial like that
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
youtuber who does old console ROMhacks for a hobby: i made the n64 do raytracing just to see if i could and it does five thousand FPS or something

triple-A game studio: if you're experiencing stuttering on the lowest settings, consider just not being poor? your graphics card is five months old??
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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featherhead.bsky.social
Worth noting and saying that these medical pattern recognition algorithms predated the generative AI sludge tidal wave & it's verbal conflation of any algorithmic technology with "genAI" by calling it all AI, and that these genAI snake oil sales men basically just repackaged & thneedified it.
ens0.me Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 1d
We could save soooo many lives but people are so caught up in their reactionary moral panic nonsense
Someone saying we shouldn't use AI to help detect breast cancer because it uses "3 quadrillion gallons of water"
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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sagegarnish.bsky.social
One of my fave posts from the other site
Twitter screenshot of two posts by user @caranthirs tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 how can you not love fantasy it's a genre where authors design entire universes so their kinks will happen. they're always on some shit like "well, it's just the culture of twinkland for nubile young he/him maidens to lose their virginity in a public festival what can i say" Comments: 138 Retweets: 11k Likes: 59.5K Impressions: 2.2M tar-minyatur's court twink 2023-05-19 "this kingdom is ruled by the ancient an noble house of incest. why is it called that? well, you see, it's because they-" Comments: 11 Retweets: 314 Likes: 7,244 Impressions: 160K
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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arocalyptic.bsky.social
"pyramid scheme. du schuldest mir zwei seelen, deine eigene und eine die du selbst anwerben musst" "darum geht es in fluch der karibik 2"
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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loudwindow.bsky.social
Tifa Lockhart with thicker limbs
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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loudwindow.bsky.social
Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Beginning", and it's a girl sitting on a stone wall at a park on a sunny day, shaded partially by the leaves of the tree above, saying "th-there's this girl ... and she's ... annoying." She's got brown hair with straight bangs, and is wearing a red-and-yellow dolphin-logo t-shirt and high-waisted jean shorts. Panel 2: Titled "Average Yuri Plot Middle", and it's a massive meteor colliding with the Earth, lava-filled cracks meandering from the point of impact and lava and smoke rising from around the meteor. Panel 3: Title "Average Yuri Plot Ending", and it's two simply-drawn girls (one of whom is the girl from the first panel) standing next to each other, smiling, and holding hands with dumb little blank expressions. Confetti is falling around them. The other girl has her dark brown hair in a messy bun, has purple eyes, and is in a red-and-white athletic tank-top, black tights, and red leg warmers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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sweetsartcorner.bsky.social
I really hate that the majority of people on 2nd hand platforms treat it as a side-hustle now

it's supposed to be giving things to your community that you no longer need, at a price people can afford

stop selling shit at 90% of it's retail value 😭
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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chipchip.bsky.social
wir kämpfen gegen eine chained library, die mit ihren ketten rasselt, oder auch: hui buch

#KatzenkuschelnDnD
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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mikemelton.bsky.social
This male Giant Cowbird was doing a bit of courtship display today here in southern Costa Rica. I never saw the female.

#birds #nature
A dark, glossy black bird with a red eye perches on a vertical branch against a pale sky. A dark, glossy black bird with a red eye perches on a vertical branch against a pale sky.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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celechii.itch.io
last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')
comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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emilylorange.bsky.social
a meme showing two men, one (RGB) in vibrant blue, magenta and yellow about to be stabbed, and the other (CYMK) in the same colors desaturated, about to stab him
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
wa rumm überspringt meine nähmaschine stiche. was da los.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Part 118 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

10th century CE pocket sundial. The pin, known as a gnomon, was placed in the hole for the relevant month. When the sundial was suspended from the chain, it used the altitude of the sun to calculate 3 separate times of the day
Slab of metal with writing and a gold chain
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Part 119 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

An 11th century “ornamental shield” that was carved from an elk's antler.
Huge elk ivory with carvings on the rim
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich schwöre wenn irgendwo Waitress aufgeführt wird lass ich alles stehen und liegen
captnconfusion.bsky.social the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · 3d
my greatest plight will always be that my favorite musicals are no longer being staged
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich habe dank wicked und mara gelernt, dass wir die cd von dem zauberer-von-oz-kindermusical, was ich mit like 9 oder 10 auf der freilichtbühne gesehen hab, noch haben, und jetzt stecken mir wieder die songs im kopf
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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jaws-stone.bsky.social
Edith Hunt
2025

Removed the ears and tail cos they didn't work on a tiny screen, just looked weird. It's been fun going back to buff ladies again <3
An illustration of a giant buff lady squatting, wearing cool pants and nice shoes. She's full of scars
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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pc2000s.bsky.social
One of the visual inspirations for the Thief games
binarypartitioned.space suzanne @binarypartitioned.space · 3d
watched The Third Man for research. I think all movies should dedicate this much screen time to sewer infrastructure.
A large, long underground brick chamber, with many foreboding dark doorways leading into it. Grooves are cut into the gently sloping floor to guide the flow of water. A man in black stands in the middle distance. A dutch angle of a vaulted space, with a gantry running over a tunnel entrance. A ladder to daylight is visible. Policemen point flashlights down the tunnel towards the viewer, while a running man enters the room from a higher doorway. A long brick tunnel with light streaming in from the far end. A solitary figure stands silhouetted against the entrance. A vaulted brick chamber with water flowing through the lower half. A man dashes across gantries suspended from the ceiling.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM