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theori.bsky.social
ii hands ii hades
@theori.bsky.social
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I like Science, Wrestling, and funny things. I also design streetwear for dope people with good hearts. https://www.theorilayers.com https://bio.theorilayers.com
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Godzilla:
I take nuclear safety very seriously

[eats uranium rod]
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Niggas is brovulating. Wild horny out here
And if I tell you to stop wearing them shorts around me before i strap you to my face like a bane mask, and you don’t? WHOOPTY DOO. WHOOPTY MF DOO.
a man wearing a hoodie that says kb on the sleeve
ALT: a man wearing a hoodie that says kb on the sleeve
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I’ve done this but with crushed red pepper
I thought it was one of those sprinkle tops so I accidentally dumped damn near the whole bottle of parsley on the food 😭
I’ll take their portion. We don’t waste around here.
It’s still people in 2025 that don’t eat pussy and I’m just astonished
You know what??? Fuck yeah.
Paloma cutwater at 7:25am.... absolutely.
Nah. Y’all coddle evil too much for me. Miss me with that.
And if he ain’t want his kids to witness death due to gun violence, maybe he should have spoke up to protect kids from guns as opposed to trying to convince us that kids getting killed by guns is a worthy sacrifice for people to have guns. 2/2
Bullshit. If someone has the ability to do great harm, and actually sets about doing great harm, the biggest evil is to allow them to continue. Especially when the harm they cause is to vulnerable people. Also his wife is complicit in EVERYTHING he does. Fuck her. 1/2
Neither one of them mfs on the job.
No hurt, no fuss ..
we’re either with big sandals or burnt sandals. 😂😂
I'm impressed as hell but also scared by a train that goes 300mph. At least it won't hurt if something goes wrong. You just wake up on the other side like "Damn it, I'm dead"
Lots of people deserve it. Grow tf up. Cowards like you are why the world is in the position it’s in. Yall mf coddle evil too much for me and call it righteousness. Just a bunch of finger waggers with no solutions. You and him can EAD.
Lmao 🗣️ we use to be a proper country!
See??? Fingering ain’t dead, y’all just scared. (Cause yo nails dirty)
I need a lower back massage that ends in some fingering 😩
😭😭😭 Watashi tachi wa mina hajimete koro wa heta da