Theo Ward
@theoward.bsky.social
Writer. Fetal Irish emigrant. Looking beyond the peephole of rage. 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
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Countries that do not enjoy leopards eating faces could be left behind, says leopard.
February 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Countries that do not enjoy leopards eating faces could be left behind, says leopard.
Rescinded.
FUCK.
February 18, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Rescinded.
Not even the Parliament of Canada website can keep track of the share of seats in the House anymore.
February 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Not even the Parliament of Canada website can keep track of the share of seats in the House anymore.
AI fan boys whining that lefties Luddites are missing out on the technology.
February 18, 2026 at 3:13 PM
AI fan boys whining that lefties Luddites are missing out on the technology.
Reposted by Theo Ward
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
February 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!
Reposted by Theo Ward
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
Sure, SONG SUNG BLUE is a tragic, true-story tearjerker...designed to be, perhaps. So was the beloved MILLION DOLLAR BABY. I reject comments that Kate Hudson is doing a "wrinkles and all" role. She's 46, & I thought she was a queen of the Midwest in this movie. She killed it. Bring on the wrinkles.
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Sure, SONG SUNG BLUE is a tragic, true-story tearjerker...designed to be, perhaps. So was the beloved MILLION DOLLAR BABY. I reject comments that Kate Hudson is doing a "wrinkles and all" role. She's 46, & I thought she was a queen of the Midwest in this movie. She killed it. Bring on the wrinkles.
Beautiful and chilling.
February 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Beautiful and chilling.
Some shit 2nd period ref calls (and non-calls) in this CAN v SUI women's hockey game.
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Some shit 2nd period ref calls (and non-calls) in this CAN v SUI women's hockey game.
Woohoo! Gold for Megan Oldham, Parry Sound, and Canada!
The women’s big air ski final is currently delayed because of wind and blowing snow.
Awaiting an update.
Canada’s Megan Oldham is competing and had a great qualification. And won bronze earlier in the Olympics.
Awaiting an update.
Canada’s Megan Oldham is competing and had a great qualification. And won bronze earlier in the Olympics.
February 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Woohoo! Gold for Megan Oldham, Parry Sound, and Canada!
Predicting the men's Canada vs USA hockey game.
a hockey player wearing a white jersey with the number 8 on it
Alt: A hockey player wearing a white jersey with the number 8 on it gets clothes-lined by an opposing player.
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Predicting the men's Canada vs USA hockey game.
I mean, damn, it looks like Vecna got him.
February 15, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I mean, damn, it looks like Vecna got him.
Gold medal for Best Thread of these Olympics 🏅
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Gold medal for Best Thread of these Olympics 🏅
Ouch. What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.
Patinage artistique aux JO d’hiver : le roi soleil Malinin et son dauphin Siao Him Fa avalés par un trou noir
Patinage artistique aux JO d’hiver : le roi soleil Malinin et son dauphin Siao Him Fa avalés par un trou noir
Le Français Adam Siao Him Fa pouvait viser la médaille vendredi 13 février à Milan. Mais il s’est complètement raté, avant que l’hyper favori américain Ilia Malinin ne se saborde à son tour. Le Kazakhstanais Mikhaïl Shadorov décroche l’or.
www.liberation.fr
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Ouch. What's cooler than being cool? Ice cold.
I had to click through to assure myself that this headline contains a typo.
It does not.
It does not.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I had to click through to assure myself that this headline contains a typo.
It does not.
It does not.
Now that the no-fly order has been lifted, I've so far heard that Darth Idiot was planning to do uncommunicated weapons testing, or the WH was shaking down El Paso City Council over concentration camp opposition. But hey! Who's to know when ruled by Captain Incontinence & His Merry Arse-lickers?
Ominous. Will they also shut off the internet while they ship thousands of abducted people to the giant concentration camp? This has the stink of Temu Goebbels all over it.
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
February 11, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Now that the no-fly order has been lifted, I've so far heard that Darth Idiot was planning to do uncommunicated weapons testing, or the WH was shaking down El Paso City Council over concentration camp opposition. But hey! Who's to know when ruled by Captain Incontinence & His Merry Arse-lickers?
Ominous. Will they also shut off the internet while they ship thousands of abducted people to the giant concentration camp? This has the stink of Temu Goebbels all over it.
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Ominous. Will they also shut off the internet while they ship thousands of abducted people to the giant concentration camp? This has the stink of Temu Goebbels all over it.
I'm sure a ton of people have said this, but I wouldn't be at all surprised now that the Guthrie case involves a close family member.
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
I'm sure a ton of people have said this, but I wouldn't be at all surprised now that the Guthrie case involves a close family member.
Damn, Steve's Music?! While I lived closer to Toronto, I spent countless hours in the Queen West store, a veritable landmark of the city. Sad news.
youtu.be/yU-T7IdiRV8?...
youtu.be/yU-T7IdiRV8?...
Torontonians react to the announcement of Steve's Music Store closures
YouTube video by CP24
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Damn, Steve's Music?! While I lived closer to Toronto, I spent countless hours in the Queen West store, a veritable landmark of the city. Sad news.
youtu.be/yU-T7IdiRV8?...
youtu.be/yU-T7IdiRV8?...
Woohoo! Gosling from London, Ontario #ldnont takes goal #4 for Canada women's hockey against Czechia, and two periods still to go.
Here's how to watch Canada vs. Czech Republic Women's Hockey at Olympics 2026
Here's how to watch Canada vs. Czech Republic Women's Hockey at Olympics 2026
Ahead of USA-Canada tomorrow, Canada will face off with Czechia.
nypost.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Woohoo! Gosling from London, Ontario #ldnont takes goal #4 for Canada women's hockey against Czechia, and two periods still to go.
Nobody on the Super Bowl field was more geared up than Bad Bunny in his Kevlar jacket.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Nobody on the Super Bowl field was more geared up than Bad Bunny in his Kevlar jacket.
Tired: Patriots winning.
Wired: Patriot's QB throwing tantrums bc he keeps getting sacked.
Wired: Patriot's QB throwing tantrums bc he keeps getting sacked.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tired: Patriots winning.
Wired: Patriot's QB throwing tantrums bc he keeps getting sacked.
Wired: Patriot's QB throwing tantrums bc he keeps getting sacked.
The coverage of this is so funny. Like, why talk about it like any other doc? I saw the trailer, which had exactly the same tone and performed gravitas as Michael Cera's CeraVe ad during the last Superbowl. Hilarious, but with more dire consequence than Cera.
In this episode of “Radio Atlantic,” @sophiegilbert.bsky.social speaks with @hannarosin.bsky.social about the new documentary “Melania,” how the first lady presents herself, and Donald Trump’s efforts to shape culture:
The Meaning of Melania
The most interesting part of the first lady’s film is what it leaves out.
bit.ly
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
The coverage of this is so funny. Like, why talk about it like any other doc? I saw the trailer, which had exactly the same tone and performed gravitas as Michael Cera's CeraVe ad during the last Superbowl. Hilarious, but with more dire consequence than Cera.