Theo Ward
@theoward.bsky.social
Writer. Fetal Irish emigrant. Looking beyond the peephole of rage. 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
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Checked in to see a ton of posts on here with portend of civil war. Ridiculous. That would require that the oppressed take up arms. That day has certainly not come.
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Checked in to see a ton of posts on here with portend of civil war. Ridiculous. That would require that the oppressed take up arms. That day has certainly not come.
This bloody thing triggers my trypophobia. It is disgusting.
The desperate hands of the global south seek to take back an overheated world. Seriously, what's next? The McHamburglar trophy in gourmet cooking? The Pol Pot Human Rights medal? The Jeffrey Epstein childcare grant? The Vladimir Putin democracy fellowship? The Weinstein-Cosby feminism prize?
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This bloody thing triggers my trypophobia. It is disgusting.
I'm beginning to wonder, with the global pervasiveness of American culture over decades, whether it's time to truly abandon that. Between the government and the growing technocratic monopoly of art and media in the US, there is more than one kind of trade that needs to diversify.
December 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm beginning to wonder, with the global pervasiveness of American culture over decades, whether it's time to truly abandon that. Between the government and the growing technocratic monopoly of art and media in the US, there is more than one kind of trade that needs to diversify.
The trophy presented to Trump by FIFA is the creepiest fucking sculpture ever.
Like hands above the ocean tides holding onto to a shipwreck.
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The trophy presented to Trump by FIFA is the creepiest fucking sculpture ever.
I really wasn't sure whether to feel bad for Lauryn Hill or the Village People this afternoon, or to view them with disdain.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I really wasn't sure whether to feel bad for Lauryn Hill or the Village People this afternoon, or to view them with disdain.
Funny how the WB-NETFLIX merger is boiling down, in some circles, as a Snyder vs Gunn DCU. I mean, I'm staunchly for the latter—no more of Snyder's dark space-Jesus for me—but the massive gatekeeping of films is the biggest concern, I think?
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Funny how the WB-NETFLIX merger is boiling down, in some circles, as a Snyder vs Gunn DCU. I mean, I'm staunchly for the latter—no more of Snyder's dark space-Jesus for me—but the massive gatekeeping of films is the biggest concern, I think?
Winner of the FIFA Prize For Literature.
You haven’t heard the last of her
Olivia Nuzzi and Vanity Fair Will Part Ways
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Winner of the FIFA Prize For Literature.
In the OTT streaming wars, I'm guessing this is the beginning of the end of Crave Canada.
Breaking news: Netflix will buy some of Warner Bros. Discovery’s most valuable media portfolio for nearly $83 billion.
The streaming giant will acquire the Warner Bros. film and television studio, plus HBO and the streaming service HBO Max.
The streaming giant will acquire the Warner Bros. film and television studio, plus HBO and the streaming service HBO Max.
Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery in $83 billion cash-stock deal
Largest streaming network says it will purchase Warner Bros.’ studios and streaming assets after winning a bidding war with Comcast and Paramount.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In the OTT streaming wars, I'm guessing this is the beginning of the end of Crave Canada.
Hahaha OMG. I can hear a planet-full of people groaning at this stupidly condescending skit about how the fifa draw works.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hahaha OMG. I can hear a planet-full of people groaning at this stupidly condescending skit about how the fifa draw works.
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I hate everything about this - the music, the politicians, the "celebrities", the shameless advertising, the self-congratulatory back-slapping by people who have never done anything in or for the game.
This is all the things that football is not.
#WorldCupDraw
This is all the things that football is not.
#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I hate everything about this - the music, the politicians, the "celebrities", the shameless advertising, the self-congratulatory back-slapping by people who have never done anything in or for the game.
This is all the things that football is not.
#WorldCupDraw
This is all the things that football is not.
#WorldCupDraw
Making this embarrassing FIFA show even worse is how completely disengaged the Kennedy Center audience is.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Making this embarrassing FIFA show even worse is how completely disengaged the Kennedy Center audience is.
fifa now demonstrating that this is all rigged.
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
fifa now demonstrating that this is all rigged.
This Fifa peace prize staged ass licking is so toe-curling cringe that my toes have fallen off.
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This Fifa peace prize staged ass licking is so toe-curling cringe that my toes have fallen off.
I'm sure ICE is watching this cringey FIFA event and readying their new nationwide chain of Remigration Hiltons.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm sure ICE is watching this cringey FIFA event and readying their new nationwide chain of Remigration Hiltons.
Just please don't make me have to endure a Canada vs Ireland match.
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just please don't make me have to endure a Canada vs Ireland match.
I have to wonder whether he's romanticizing this because he imagines he was conceived in the back bed of a wood-panelled station wagon.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have to wonder whether he's romanticizing this because he imagines he was conceived in the back bed of a wood-panelled station wagon.
I mean, the hypocrisy here is lighting my hair on fire.
Patel on J6 arrest: "When you attack American citizens, when you attack our institutions of legislation, when you attack our nation's Capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life."
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I mean, the hypocrisy here is lighting my hair on fire.
This press conference about the Jan. 6th pipe bomb guy is wild. Chest thumping and fist pumping about catching a guy attempting to attack federal institutions, while 1000s of their base attacked the Legislative Branch on the same day and were mostly forgiven.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This press conference about the Jan. 6th pipe bomb guy is wild. Chest thumping and fist pumping about catching a guy attempting to attack federal institutions, while 1000s of their base attacked the Legislative Branch on the same day and were mostly forgiven.
Starship Enterprise NCC-90210. 😬
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December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Starship Enterprise NCC-90210. 😬
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This might prove the biggest self-own in political history since Nero's inferno.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This might prove the biggest self-own in political history since Nero's inferno.
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we actually life in hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
we actually life in hell
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GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”
@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
GEORGE WILL: “.. The killing of the survivors by this moral slum of an administration should nauseate Americans. A nation incapable of shame is dangerous, not least to itself.”
@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
@postopinions.bsky.social
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Wait...does Petey Hegseth think the Fog of War is actual fog?
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wait...does Petey Hegseth think the Fog of War is actual fog?
Now Trump is on TV calling Somalis "garbage" who "come from Hell."
JFC.
JFC.
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Now Trump is on TV calling Somalis "garbage" who "come from Hell."
JFC.
JFC.