Richard Jensen (No AI.)
@theragingcelt.bsky.social
Ex-Patreon Comedy Guy. YouTuber. Twitch Streamer. Filmmaker. He/Him.
All content is GenAI free.
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All content is GenAI free.
Follow my links.
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Celtic Ray Filmworks
Indpendent Filmmaker in Southern Oregon. I specialize in Comedy Shorts.
Sometimes political, Sometimes not. Always funny.
www.youtube.com
Reintroducing for Bluesky.
I'm an Indie filmmaker living in Oregon. My award winning short CUCK! is available on Amazon Prime and I have a YouTube channel with a catalogue of comedy shorts and other stuff. If you like them, feel free to throw me some coin.
My Vemmo is CelticRayFilm.
I'm an Indie filmmaker living in Oregon. My award winning short CUCK! is available on Amazon Prime and I have a YouTube channel with a catalogue of comedy shorts and other stuff. If you like them, feel free to throw me some coin.
My Vemmo is CelticRayFilm.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! ME WANTEE! ME WANTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHH! ME WANTEE! ME WANTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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No man or woman will ever satisfy her like this moment did.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No man or woman will ever satisfy her like this moment did.
Desert.
Because why the hell not?
Because why the hell not?
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Desert.
Because why the hell not?
Because why the hell not?
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We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We are talking about Sherlock Holmes's brother, Minecraft Holmes
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I would like to watch this entire stand-up special, please and thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I would like to watch this entire stand-up special, please and thank you.
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Cosigned. Your life is finite, you 100% do not owe genuinely toxic family your time or your courtesy.
Finally had that big fight with a Trump supporting family member over the holiday? Struggling with how to move forward as a family after they've endorsed inhuman atrocities?
Well, if you're looking for permission, here it is: You can cut them off. You don't owe nazis anything.
Well, if you're looking for permission, here it is: You can cut them off. You don't owe nazis anything.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Cosigned. Your life is finite, you 100% do not owe genuinely toxic family your time or your courtesy.
This strikes me as a viable strategy going forward.
You know what’s fun? Since I’m not automatically blaming myself for everything anymore, I like to instead blame things on random people. Like, “that asshole in the cybertruck is the reason I think I’m unlovable”.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This strikes me as a viable strategy going forward.
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
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It is a long, proud, red-blooded American tradition:
Punch a nazi today.
Punch a nazi today.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It is a long, proud, red-blooded American tradition:
Punch a nazi today.
Punch a nazi today.
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This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ends in horror when robe of Baby Yoda balloon falls open, revealing massive genitalia
"I think we can all agree this kind of thing is why realism in art has always been a mistake.”
www.thebeaverton.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
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The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.
Slapping on this slice of cuckoo while my Pork Loin finishes cooking.
Bringing Up Baby - Bringing Up Baby - The Criterion Channel
Directed by Howard Hawks • 1938 • United States
Starring Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, Charles Ruggles
What do you get when you combine Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, a missing dinosaur bone, and a ...
www.criterionchannel.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Slapping on this slice of cuckoo while my Pork Loin finishes cooking.
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🎬 Network turns 49—almost fifty years later, the gruesome prophecy of Sidney Lumet and Paddy Chayefsky has become a reality.
Revisit the film’s making, impact, and eerie relevance in our anniversary deep-dive: cinephiliabeyond.org/network/
Revisit the film’s making, impact, and eerie relevance in our anniversary deep-dive: cinephiliabeyond.org/network/
‘Network’: Sidney Lumet and Paddy Chayefsky’s Gruesome Prophecy Turned Reality—Revisiting a Masterpiece on Its 49th Anniversary • Cinephilia & Beyond
By Koraljka Suton Once it opened, everybody kept saying, ‘Oh, what a brilliant satire.’ But Paddy and I always said, ‘This isn’t satire, it’s sheer reportage.’ We were both brought up in television, s...
cinephiliabeyond.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🎬 Network turns 49—almost fifty years later, the gruesome prophecy of Sidney Lumet and Paddy Chayefsky has become a reality.
Revisit the film’s making, impact, and eerie relevance in our anniversary deep-dive: cinephiliabeyond.org/network/
Revisit the film’s making, impact, and eerie relevance in our anniversary deep-dive: cinephiliabeyond.org/network/
This thing is halfway cooked and the Apartment smells INCREDIBLE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This thing is halfway cooked and the Apartment smells INCREDIBLE!!!
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Thank Cthulu! @realgdt.bsky.social's work demands a 4K release. It's so beautiful!
Good news Frankenfans - Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that FRANKENSTEIN will have a physical media release, complete with deleted scenes.
Guillermo Del Toro Confirms FRANKENSTEIN Physical Media Release With Deleted Scenes
Good news Frankenfans - Guillermo del Toro has confirmed that FRANKENSTEIN will have a physical media release, complete with deleted scenes.
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thank Cthulu! @realgdt.bsky.social's work demands a 4K release. It's so beautiful!
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a racist white man with a turkey.
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like a racist white man with a turkey.
My bachelor Thanksgiving is Bacon wrapped Pork Loin and Cauliflower Rice saute in Butter, garlic and bacon fat..
Please share your Thanksgiving traditions especially if (like me!) you grew up in an immigrant family and have created your own version of this holiday.
We make: Turkey mole, pickled onions, jalapeño cornbread, cranberry salsa, roasted corn, and sage salsa verde (thank you Samin Nosrat!).
We make: Turkey mole, pickled onions, jalapeño cornbread, cranberry salsa, roasted corn, and sage salsa verde (thank you Samin Nosrat!).
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My bachelor Thanksgiving is Bacon wrapped Pork Loin and Cauliflower Rice saute in Butter, garlic and bacon fat..
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#Wisconsin joins lawsuit led by Oregon, NY against USDA over cuts to food assistance for refugees, asylum seekers. Via @oregoncapitalchronicle.com wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/11/26/r...
Oregon, NY lead lawsuit against USDA over cuts to food assistance for refugees, asylum seekers • Wisconsin Examiner
States argue USDA misinterpreted changes to SNAP eligibility, blocking refugees and asylees from benefits even after obtaining residency.
wisconsinexaminer.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#Wisconsin joins lawsuit led by Oregon, NY against USDA over cuts to food assistance for refugees, asylum seekers. Via @oregoncapitalchronicle.com wisconsinexaminer.com/2025/11/26/r...
No man or woman will ever satisfy her like this moment did.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No man or woman will ever satisfy her like this moment did.
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Yeah...this one is personal.
I knew Johnathan and Deb when they lived here in the nineties and they were both awesome people.
And I had the pleasure of seeing Jonathan in SHADOWLANDS and a production of Beckett's KRAPP'S LAST TAPE and he was magnificent in both.
May his memory be a blessing.
I knew Johnathan and Deb when they lived here in the nineties and they were both awesome people.
And I had the pleasure of seeing Jonathan in SHADOWLANDS and a production of Beckett's KRAPP'S LAST TAPE and he was magnificent in both.
May his memory be a blessing.
Jonathan Farwell, Unfulfilled Understudy for Yul Brynner on ‘The King and I,’ Dies at 93
A veteran of soap operas and regional theater, he never got to step in for the star on Broadway. “If I ever tried to take his place, they would eat me for lunch!”
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yeah...this one is personal.
I knew Johnathan and Deb when they lived here in the nineties and they were both awesome people.
And I had the pleasure of seeing Jonathan in SHADOWLANDS and a production of Beckett's KRAPP'S LAST TAPE and he was magnificent in both.
May his memory be a blessing.
I knew Johnathan and Deb when they lived here in the nineties and they were both awesome people.
And I had the pleasure of seeing Jonathan in SHADOWLANDS and a production of Beckett's KRAPP'S LAST TAPE and he was magnificent in both.
May his memory be a blessing.
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I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM