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therealgracied.bsky.social
Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her)
@therealgracied.bsky.social
740 followers 83 following 1.7K posts
Wife, Maddie’s human mom, community advocate, performer & producer, office manager, Dateline Fam, writer, Yanks & Isles fan, Disney Adult, & not that kind of Catholic. Fighting food noise (-89lbs)& societal stigmas. Aspiring superhero & GLP-1 influencer.
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 6h
V happy for Cal Raleigh who legit carried my fantasy team this year
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 6h
Of course former Yankees loser Tommy Kahnle gave up the winning hit 😂😂😂😂
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Just some guy @rocinante.bsky.social · 7h
My feed is people excited about extra innings and complaining mightily about extra innings. Baseball baby. We hate this shit and we fucking love it.
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 7h
I’m so happy this epic baseball game happened on a Friday night. I feel a moral obligation to stay awake.
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 8h
WOW.
What a #Dateline. My head is spinning.
Awesome job @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social and team!
Good night fam!
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Paula Roby @robypaula.bsky.social · 8h
Be a friend like Eddie Mulligan.
#Dateline
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Haley @haleydeanna.bsky.social · 8h
Eddie is a good man. Cliff should have listened to him more #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 8h
There’s no honor among grifters, like Danny. #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
Oh so Cliff is a con artist too. That just makes me sad honestly. #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
New #Dateline Bingo card item:

Pandemic ruins trial
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Haley @haleydeanna.bsky.social · 9h
Danny played another old man #Dateline
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Paula Roby @robypaula.bsky.social · 9h
That’s what happens when you give a murderer a MacBook, Judge. #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
NO WAY. NO WAY!!!! I just GASPED

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Ern @franandsalpups.bsky.social · 9h
Are you kidding me…a MacBook?! #dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
Oh the twist is definitely coming. #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
“Giving Danny Garcia a laptop is like giving a sharpshooter a rifle!” FACTS. #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
A lawsuit against the prosecutor??!!! These two are something else. #Dateline
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Paula Roby @robypaula.bsky.social · 9h
OF COURSE they represented themselves.
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buzz lightyear from the movie toy story says there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
ALT: buzz lightyear from the movie toy story says there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
Nothing says self-absorbed like “We used up all of the court-appointed attorneys and now we are representing ourselves”

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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
Legit there is a photo of me at age 14 on the staircase that Julia Roberts walked down in the movie.

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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
I’m dying at the Ocean’s Eleven reference @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social. In my bedroom at my parents’ house I have a MASSIVE Ocean’s Eleven poster. I was OBSESSED w George Clooney & Brad Pitt when I was 13 & my parents took me to Vegas for 8th grade graduation so I could see the Bellagio 😂 #Dateline
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LibsLikeMe @danihere.bsky.social · 9h
The grifting gay gang! They all killed Cliff and meticulously cleaned it all up! Wow! #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
I’m dying at the Ocean’s Eleven reference @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social. In my bedroom at my parents’ house I have a MASSIVE Ocean’s Eleven poster. I was OBSESSED w George Clooney & Brad Pitt when I was 13 & my parents took me to Vegas for 8th grade graduation so I could see the Bellagio 😂 #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
Incriminating cigarettes! #Dateline
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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
The Unemployed Freeloader has arisen from her slumber

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Gracie Donaldson Cipriano (she/her) @therealgracied.bsky.social · 9h
“Hip, stylish, and armed with iPhones!” 😂😂😂😂 @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social #Dateline
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