theredseraph
@theredseraph.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a chemical reaction going by theredseraph most places. 30 years old, it/its/he/him/she/her. I enjoy games, podcasts and reading! Here to make bad jokes and hopefully bring a little warmth. PFP by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
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nervous nun: but sister! scripture says nothing about whether girls can kiss girls!
pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way...
nervous nun: no hey wait
pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way...
nervous nun: no hey wait
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
nervous nun: but sister! scripture says nothing about whether girls can kiss girls!
pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way...
nervous nun: no hey wait
pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way...
nervous nun: no hey wait
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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Ana is being actively targeted right now and can use all the help we can give. This feels like an attempt to deplatform an outspoken voice and we should not sit idly by.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Ana is being actively targeted right now and can use all the help we can give. This feels like an attempt to deplatform an outspoken voice and we should not sit idly by.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"what else does bitn harvey dent listen to on the gotham subway" so glad you asked. i spent an hour of my life making this
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"what else does bitn harvey dent listen to on the gotham subway" so glad you asked. i spent an hour of my life making this
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Pumpkin's New Job
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Pumpkin's New Job
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Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.
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This is getting apocalyptic for me
umm even if you’re not an asmr fan please consider subscribing to my subscribestar
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umm even if you’re not an asmr fan please consider subscribing to my subscribestar
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This is getting apocalyptic for me
umm even if you’re not an asmr fan please consider subscribing to my subscribestar
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
umm even if you’re not an asmr fan please consider subscribing to my subscribestar
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
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A new Around the Long Fire! We return to The Iliad, I watched Sonatine, Niamh played the Hololive card game, and more! www.abnormalmapping.com/around-the-l...
Around the Long Fire 121: The Iliad, book 5 — Abnormal Mapping
We’re back to the Saga and chatting about that and the things we’ve been up to: horses, card games, and movies! Please enjoy the episode. Things Discussed: Game Changer, Umamusume, Poker, Chicago ICE...
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November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A new Around the Long Fire! We return to The Iliad, I watched Sonatine, Niamh played the Hololive card game, and more! www.abnormalmapping.com/around-the-l...
Reading Murderbot recently and I see the sauce. Like Murderbot, I too wish I didn't have to do a job and instead could carry around ~4 years of entertainment media in my head and just watch it at any moment and not deal with my emotions
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Reading Murderbot recently and I see the sauce. Like Murderbot, I too wish I didn't have to do a job and instead could carry around ~4 years of entertainment media in my head and just watch it at any moment and not deal with my emotions
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soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
so much to do, so much to see
to bring us sugar and rum and tea
we'll take our leave and go
you'll never shine if you don't glow
Always curious for these
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Always curious for these
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i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
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November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne
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Thank you for helping us reach a funding goal! To show we put creators first, we're doing a 5 emote comm for our Discord for $100!
To apply, reply to this post with by Nov 20:
1️⃣ Your emote portfolio
2️⃣ A bit about your art background
We'll pick by the 24th!
!NO AI!🚫🤖
To apply, reply to this post with by Nov 20:
1️⃣ Your emote portfolio
2️⃣ A bit about your art background
We'll pick by the 24th!
!NO AI!🚫🤖
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you for helping us reach a funding goal! To show we put creators first, we're doing a 5 emote comm for our Discord for $100!
To apply, reply to this post with by Nov 20:
1️⃣ Your emote portfolio
2️⃣ A bit about your art background
We'll pick by the 24th!
!NO AI!🚫🤖
To apply, reply to this post with by Nov 20:
1️⃣ Your emote portfolio
2️⃣ A bit about your art background
We'll pick by the 24th!
!NO AI!🚫🤖
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Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
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Hey all, Ana has been a wonderful supporter of our project and is exactly the kind of creator Conjured is intended to support. We don't have something ready quite yet that can help now, but YOU can support her directly on SubscribeStar and help her out of a bad pinch. Every bit helps!!
Please consider supporting me on SubscribeStar, this obviously is a major income loss and I am not sure if I will be able to recover from it if things do not go smoothly
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November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hey all, Ana has been a wonderful supporter of our project and is exactly the kind of creator Conjured is intended to support. We don't have something ready quite yet that can help now, but YOU can support her directly on SubscribeStar and help her out of a bad pinch. Every bit helps!!
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Please Support Ana she does amazing work and is very talented. Its becoming extremely hard for ASMRist to make it and Ana is fucking trying with all of her heart. She really could use the support here.
Please consider supporting me on SubscribeStar, this obviously is a major income loss and I am not sure if I will be able to recover from it if things do not go smoothly
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
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November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Please Support Ana she does amazing work and is very talented. Its becoming extremely hard for ASMRist to make it and Ana is fucking trying with all of her heart. She really could use the support here.
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Keep in mind that Patreon was an enormous source of income for me (~$350). Kindly ask folks to help donate a few dollars to my Ko-fi if able right now, as I now need to figure out how to recover from these changes
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Buy Ana Valens a Coffee
Become a supporter of Ana Valens today!
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November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Keep in mind that Patreon was an enormous source of income for me (~$350). Kindly ask folks to help donate a few dollars to my Ko-fi if able right now, as I now need to figure out how to recover from these changes
ko-fi.com/acvalens
ko-fi.com/acvalens
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Ana lost her patreon to some puritan BS. please support her on subscribestar!
Please consider supporting me on SubscribeStar, this obviously is a major income loss and I am not sure if I will be able to recover from it if things do not go smoothly
subscribestar.adult/acvalens
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November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ana lost her patreon to some puritan BS. please support her on subscribestar!
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I hope folks understand that, like, it doesn't really matter who you are or whether you're outspoken on these issues and could cause a ruckus -- the moderation will come for you and limit your content
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hope folks understand that, like, it doesn't really matter who you are or whether you're outspoken on these issues and could cause a ruckus -- the moderation will come for you and limit your content
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Ever since putting him and Bruce Wayne in the same room during Saturdays bump in the night recording @corpserevivers.bsky.social and I have been coming to understand the absolute queer toxic MESS that is Harvey Dents romantic life and let me tell you
We are COOKING, this is the saddest man alive
We are COOKING, this is the saddest man alive
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ever since putting him and Bruce Wayne in the same room during Saturdays bump in the night recording @corpserevivers.bsky.social and I have been coming to understand the absolute queer toxic MESS that is Harvey Dents romantic life and let me tell you
We are COOKING, this is the saddest man alive
We are COOKING, this is the saddest man alive
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A new Block Busters for all $5+ patrons, we watched House of Flying Daggers and talk about ~20 other movies that aren’t House of Flying Daggers. This pod was a riot, I hope you enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/block-...
Block Busters 53: House of Flying Daggers | Abnormal Mapping
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November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
A new Block Busters for all $5+ patrons, we watched House of Flying Daggers and talk about ~20 other movies that aren’t House of Flying Daggers. This pod was a riot, I hope you enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/block-...
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