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Trying to channel Dave Barry channeling Alan Watts dicking around in a perfume conservatory with Hunter S. Thompson.

https://thescentatorium.substack.com/

Just a fragrance fool trying to emulate a braintrust of her non-fragrance related idols.
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FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...

BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.

#perfumesky #fragrancesky
Just arrived today! Scent of the (Late) Night

One spray and I … want to … howl at a … dark moon … 🖤🌑

#SOTD #perfumesky #fragrancesky
Rile lives…! A “tarnished brass” chypre - sweat, piñon pine, labdanum, smoldering embers, frankincense, rust, oakmoss, and animalic musks. Only a couple bottles left of the first batch!

#clstperfumes #perfumesky #indieperfume #newrelease
June 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
FIELD REPORT DROPPED: DAZED & PERFUMED
A groovy olfactory investigation into cypriol and birch tar has been initiated: thescentatorium.substack.com/p/dazed-and-...

BONUS: One brave poll participant will receive a deluxe contraband sample set (3 vials) of Midnight Toker.

#perfumesky #fragrancesky
June 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You might experience a Level 4 Olfactory Mindfuck

Read the advisory here 👉🏼 thescentatorium.substack.com/p/if-you-spr...

Issued by the Department of Olfactory Systems (DOOS) Office of Public Disclosure

#perfumesky #fragrancesky
If you spray Molecule 01 and no one is around to smell it…
Emergency Sensory Deception Advisory
thescentatorium.substack.com
June 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can’t wait to try this. I’m working on a piece about a DIFFERENT fragrance that does, in fact, smell a bit like “birch tar bonfire.”

Excited to see where this falls on the birch tar bonfire continuum!

#perfumesky #fragrancesky
Rile lives…! A “tarnished brass” chypre - sweat, piñon pine, labdanum, smoldering embers, frankincense, rust, oakmoss, and animalic musks. Only a couple bottles left of the first batch!

#clstperfumes #perfumesky #indieperfume #newrelease
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Busting out my favorite “reminds me of Dad” scent today: Yuzu Fou (Parfum d’Empire)

Lawn mowers, lemonade, yard work + funk.

Miss you, Dad.💚

(photo: me, my dad & little bro in a late ’80s after-church photo sesh)

#SOTD #FragranceSky #PerfumeSky #fathersday
June 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Midnight Toker (Heretic)

A friendly announcement from your trusted & discreet aromatics dealer:

Holy cypriol, birch tar! Clove.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by TheScentedJedi
#SOTD Inspired by Basenotes’ article on mood-enhancing fragrances, I picked Bois des Îles as my scent of the night. There isn’t much to dissect besides ylang and a heavenly creamy sandalwood. It’s a perfume that shields you in a cloud of beauty, peace & quiet amidst all the chaos surrounding.
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Date Night with Akro
Haze + Night

I don’t even have to spray these and I
can already smell the magnetic sizzle.

Roses are red,
Haze is so green,
Night showed up cumin-soaked,
and acting obscene.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Cactus Abduction(Heretic): Fragrance & Loathing at the Omni Tucson

#fragrancesky #perfumesky

open.substack.com/pub/thescent...
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a fast cactus with shrieking top notes.
You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over.
open.substack.com
June 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Tamarindo (Memo)

Juicy Couture goes to Cancún. 🍍🌴🍹

In the fragrance scentaverse of my mind, Tamarindo is OG Juicy Couture’s old-enough-to-order-a-piña colada cousin: louder, grittier, tanner, more bleached, and carrying a “nicer” handbag she probably rented.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Juicy Couture (2006)

Sometimes trashy is just another word for timeless.

The OG millennial “loud but I like it” perfume.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
June 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Reposted by TheScentedJedi
Barbara Herman founded ERIS Parfums to bring back the thrill of daring, unfiltered animalic perfume.

After writing Scent & Subversion, she turned her obsession into a brand where beauty bites back.

Partnering with perfumer Antoine Lie, ERIS makes fragrances with soul and swagger.

#perfumesky
May 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Cactus Abduction (Heretic)

I’d like to report an alien abduction.
Of my sinuses.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Scent of LAST Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga

Green bell peppers wrapped in aluminum foil and tossed into a Tesla Coil…I don’t even know what a Tesla Coil is, but this interesting scent concept takes me there.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Scent of The Night: “I Don’t Know What” by D.S. & Durga

Very apt title.

I don’t know what to say at the moment, but I have a feeling I’ll have much to say about this in the morning.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Intense fear of spritzing whatever TikTok told you to?

Finally diagnosed myself.

Prescribed: One spritz of Nosferatu and a black widow bust candle.
Read it here⬇️

#fragrancesky #perfumesky

thescentatorium.substack.com/p/heretic-hy...
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The internet says Yuzu Fou smells “sweaty.”

PdE says it’s “sparkling…”

Verdict: Guilty on both accounts.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky.
May 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I said no freesia.

#SOTD #Fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Scent of the night! Hiris (Hermes)

When my nervous system needs a vacation …

I’ll settle for climbing into a freshly made bed and hit of my go-to sleep scent.

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Battle of the raunchy sirens. (Don’t wear this experiment to the office.)

Ma Bête (Eris) v. Night (Akro)

Notes and damage report ⬇️

#SOTD #fragrancesky #perfumesky
May 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don’t even give a hoot about baseball, but I must try this.

#fragrancesky #perfumesky
Blocki’s new scent: Fielder’s Leather
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by TheScentedJedi
To be fair, he did warn us all that we were never going to survive unless we get a little crazy.
May 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM