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Putting out little pearls of wisdom. Professional microblogger, like a starving artist but with more starving. 🔮👀=💩🇺🇲
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November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s Sunday so that means Bessent the soybean farmer and expert on cow smuggling is out there saying stupid shit again
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Daniel Hannan: "No, this is not cost-cutting or isolationism. This is picking a side – Putin’s side. Any pretence at even-handedness has gone. The tragic truth is that, kompromat or no kompromat, Trump is behaving precisely as he would if he were a Russian asset." www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11...
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I'm wholly convinced that Trump and Trumpism are cooked. We're not getting the worst case scenario, at least not out of these clowns.

This does not mean American fascism is cooked and all of these people still have to go to jail.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A wholesome moment where Donald Trump is helping his close friend Bubba get ready for his day.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A bunch of emails just came out that said that his ex best friend turned murder victim sold secrets about him to Russia so he decides to immediately give them everything they want. WTF
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Democrats seem to be very upset about having their lives threatened by the Russian asset that runs the US but not so upset that a Russian asset is running the US
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Look his mouth is the shape of Putin's cock
⚡️ Zelensky will have to approve the American plan. If he doesn't like it, he can keep fighting, - Trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers says she will plead the fifth if forced to testify to Congress. But she willingly sat down with Todd Blanche? What a load of horseshit. www.politico.com/live-updates...
Ghislaine Maxwell will plead Fifth in House Epstein probe, Comer says
The late sex offender's convicted co-conspirator has been subpoenaed by the House Oversight Committee.
www.politico.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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1/ It should be forgiven. It should be forgotten. If she spoke of it again, the sins would be hers, she was told.

But she could never forget. And neither could the other girls.

This is the story of how her church enabled a child abuser for years 👇

[content warning: sexual abuse]
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It’s an insult to peace as a concept to call this a “peace plan”.
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Every single word of this. Read it, repeat it, scream it, live it, insist on it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I just want to say Fuck our Russian compromise president this is total bullshit that he is encouraging. It doesn't matter that Putin embarrassed him he still can't get Putin's cock out of his mouth
Russian aviation again just dropped a FAB-3000 — a three-ton ultra-heavy glide bomb capable of leveling entire city blocks — directly on a residential area in Myrnohrad, Ukraine.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Donald Trump giving Vladimir everything he wants in the "peace" plan with Ukraine seems an odd way to dispel rumors that Putin is holding that Donald/Bubba pic over Trump's, ur, head.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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If Ukrainians wanted to surrender they sure as hell do not need kremlin assets Witkoff and Trump as intermediaries and could surrender directly to Moscow.

I am so confused why some can’t understand that Ukraine will not surrender and will never accept Russia’s 28 point plan
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Strange time to capitulate to Russia after it comes out that Epstein compromised him to Putin. It kind of confirms that our president is compromised to Russia and should be removed from office immediately
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I can't even imagine being such a pathetic loser that I would create a machine that publicly strokes my ego like Elon has with Grok

This is a whole new level of pathetic loser that has never been unlocked before
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Why is Ghislaine Maxwell still in tennis jail with non-violent, white collar criminals?

What a disgrace.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't understand why people aren't talking about how our president is compromised after the information that came out in the Epstein emails. It has been obvious that he is compromised and now we have written proof. It's puzzling
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM