Tsar Khan
@thetsarkhan.bsky.social
KING IN THE STREETS, JAGUAR IN THE SHEETS
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here go da schedule fo' dis month yall
we got some drawin', some spillover from spooky season, some sonic eu goodness, and the last vwf event of tha yearrrr
jawn me, wontcha?
we got some drawin', some spillover from spooky season, some sonic eu goodness, and the last vwf event of tha yearrrr
jawn me, wontcha?
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Need a PhD in Sociology, a loaded Desert Eagle, and a pack of Baja Blast
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Need a PhD in Sociology, a loaded Desert Eagle, and a pack of Baja Blast
and before any of youse think id be masturbatory and make myself a king or an ace, ya wrong
id be 2 of clubs
2 is my favorite numbah cuz its easy to work with and has a friendly but capable appearance (also the wild card when i play poker with papa khan)
and clubs is best suit
id be 2 of clubs
2 is my favorite numbah cuz its easy to work with and has a friendly but capable appearance (also the wild card when i play poker with papa khan)
and clubs is best suit
i have a fetish for handpainting my own deck of cards with all my characters on all the different card denominations
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
and before any of youse think id be masturbatory and make myself a king or an ace, ya wrong
id be 2 of clubs
2 is my favorite numbah cuz its easy to work with and has a friendly but capable appearance (also the wild card when i play poker with papa khan)
and clubs is best suit
id be 2 of clubs
2 is my favorite numbah cuz its easy to work with and has a friendly but capable appearance (also the wild card when i play poker with papa khan)
and clubs is best suit
i have a fetish for handpainting my own deck of cards with all my characters on all the different card denominations
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i have a fetish for handpainting my own deck of cards with all my characters on all the different card denominations
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
yes i would be copyin' bill making stuff
i pondered to myself "where would all these one off brain dropping thoughts go if i didnt have somewhere to post em"
my lil exile from bluesky showed me that id probably keep em to myself
which is either a great loss or a great relief dependin' on the person and the thought
my lil exile from bluesky showed me that id probably keep em to myself
which is either a great loss or a great relief dependin' on the person and the thought
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i pondered to myself "where would all these one off brain dropping thoughts go if i didnt have somewhere to post em"
my lil exile from bluesky showed me that id probably keep em to myself
which is either a great loss or a great relief dependin' on the person and the thought
my lil exile from bluesky showed me that id probably keep em to myself
which is either a great loss or a great relief dependin' on the person and the thought
i know the internet is collapsin' cuz i can scarcely find a functional fuckin' site that shows song lyrics anymore
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i know the internet is collapsin' cuz i can scarcely find a functional fuckin' site that shows song lyrics anymore
AREOLAS
SO UP HIGH
WHEN YOU FREE YOUR EYES ETERNAL PRIZE
- system of a down if they were anti gooner
SO UP HIGH
WHEN YOU FREE YOUR EYES ETERNAL PRIZE
- system of a down if they were anti gooner
areolas
in the sky
when you lose small mind you free your life
in the sky
when you lose small mind you free your life
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
AREOLAS
SO UP HIGH
WHEN YOU FREE YOUR EYES ETERNAL PRIZE
- system of a down if they were anti gooner
SO UP HIGH
WHEN YOU FREE YOUR EYES ETERNAL PRIZE
- system of a down if they were anti gooner
cocoa butter on a very ashy day fam
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
cocoa butter on a very ashy day fam
me dissociating in the urinal between a dude in the stall blowin' it up and another dude in a urinal takin' the longest piss ever while bb king sings about the thrill being gone in my headphones
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
me dissociating in the urinal between a dude in the stall blowin' it up and another dude in a urinal takin' the longest piss ever while bb king sings about the thrill being gone in my headphones
"these white people are crazy, fuck em"
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"these white people are crazy, fuck em"
ima be honest man, ever since comin' back to bluesky, it seems like its worse than twitter
maybe its cuz i was on social media less in general but dayum theres so much noise and its a constant bombardment of bad™️
i didnt realise how bad it made me feel until i got back
maybe its cuz i was on social media less in general but dayum theres so much noise and its a constant bombardment of bad™️
i didnt realise how bad it made me feel until i got back
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ima be honest man, ever since comin' back to bluesky, it seems like its worse than twitter
maybe its cuz i was on social media less in general but dayum theres so much noise and its a constant bombardment of bad™️
i didnt realise how bad it made me feel until i got back
maybe its cuz i was on social media less in general but dayum theres so much noise and its a constant bombardment of bad™️
i didnt realise how bad it made me feel until i got back
also made this durin' the last "art" stream
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 AM
also made this durin' the last "art" stream
just gonna leave this here for no apparent reason related to recent events whatsoever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FsE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FsE...
Dave Chappelle - A Whore's Uniform
YouTube video by Gabe B
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
just gonna leave this here for no apparent reason related to recent events whatsoever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FsE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FsE...
aiight yall we iz sendin' off november with mo' shoujo
its gon be a short stream tonight but we NEED to get past this first chapter
jawn me to test your patience
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
its gon be a short stream tonight but we NEED to get past this first chapter
jawn me to test your patience
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
aiight yall we iz sendin' off november with mo' shoujo
its gon be a short stream tonight but we NEED to get past this first chapter
jawn me to test your patience
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
its gon be a short stream tonight but we NEED to get past this first chapter
jawn me to test your patience
www.twitch.tv/thetsarkhan
doc holliday if he liked watching his wife get fucked: im your cuckold-berry
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
doc holliday if he liked watching his wife get fucked: im your cuckold-berry
hit dat bush with some febreze
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
hit dat bush with some febreze
i beg of you
spare a corndog
spare a corndog
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i beg of you
spare a corndog
spare a corndog
this is a couple days late but shout out to @chrundlen.bsky.social 's xcom 2 series, it was a helluva journey that kept me on the edge of my seat and i loved seein' all the community involvement
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
this is a couple days late but shout out to @chrundlen.bsky.social 's xcom 2 series, it was a helluva journey that kept me on the edge of my seat and i loved seein' all the community involvement
seein' as how my identity has been logged and marked as dangerous by youtube, im considerin' addin' a brown paper bag over my models head to circumvent it and any other future bans
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
seein' as how my identity has been logged and marked as dangerous by youtube, im considerin' addin' a brown paper bag over my models head to circumvent it and any other future bans
after hearin' shane gillis say that people with down syndrome love john cena i gotta wonder
does this make john cena the sonic the hedgehog of wrestling 🤔
does this make john cena the sonic the hedgehog of wrestling 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
after hearin' shane gillis say that people with down syndrome love john cena i gotta wonder
does this make john cena the sonic the hedgehog of wrestling 🤔
does this make john cena the sonic the hedgehog of wrestling 🤔
if nothin' else this lil suspension has made me consider addin' my own microblog to my website
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
if nothin' else this lil suspension has made me consider addin' my own microblog to my website
i will now begin to offload all of the tweets i made on twitter durin' my suspension
shoutout to folk who follow me on both as this may be temporally jarring and/or jovial
shoutout to folk who follow me on both as this may be temporally jarring and/or jovial
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i will now begin to offload all of the tweets i made on twitter durin' my suspension
shoutout to folk who follow me on both as this may be temporally jarring and/or jovial
shoutout to folk who follow me on both as this may be temporally jarring and/or jovial
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Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
The main reason we're in this situation is a bunch of war criminal shitbags from the Reagan administration paved the way for fascism.
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
And the best thing you can do is ask the grunts not to follow illegal orders. What about your part of the bargain?
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.
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Doki Doki Literature Club!
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Doki Doki Literature Club!
man
i make my glorious return from suspension but i kinda got outta the habit of postin' so much so i end up postin' nothin' all day
its a viscous cycle smh my head
i make my glorious return from suspension but i kinda got outta the habit of postin' so much so i end up postin' nothin' all day
its a viscous cycle smh my head
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
man
i make my glorious return from suspension but i kinda got outta the habit of postin' so much so i end up postin' nothin' all day
its a viscous cycle smh my head
i make my glorious return from suspension but i kinda got outta the habit of postin' so much so i end up postin' nothin' all day
its a viscous cycle smh my head
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Better a pig than a corpo
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Better a pig than a corpo