patrick
@thispatrick.bsky.social
he/him, cat & math enjoyer, "game otaku"
The fact that Embiid is playing like this after the absolute hell his knees have gone through is an honest miracle, his doctor deserves those five star reviews and more
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
The fact that Embiid is playing like this after the absolute hell his knees have gone through is an honest miracle, his doctor deserves those five star reviews and more
Reposted by patrick
circular-ass content
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
circular-ass content
Clippers are scared of getting owned by the investigation, surely that's why
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading Ivica Zubac to the Indiana Pacers, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Clippers are scared of getting owned by the investigation, surely that's why
KUMINGA IS FREEEEE
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
KUMINGA IS FREEEEE
front offices be making trades just to make trades, trades being announced that reveal a yet unannounced trade must have happened, last 24 hours before the deadline gonna be craaaaazy
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
front offices be making trades just to make trades, trades being announced that reveal a yet unannounced trade must have happened, last 24 hours before the deadline gonna be craaaaazy
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
what the fuck is happening why do the bulls have five point guards now
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ah, the floodgates are opening as teams realize where Giannis will or won't end up. Beautiful.
Reposted by patrick
Still having a very hard time understanding how cameras are going to be the thing that stops what we all saw happen on camera from multiple angles
#BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem said that all federal immigration officers in Minneapolis will begin wearing body cameras while in the field.
thehill.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Still having a very hard time understanding how cameras are going to be the thing that stops what we all saw happen on camera from multiple angles
begging the Bucks to stop holding the trade market hostage, please don't make me listen to several more months of theoretical Giannis trade deals, please do it before the deadline
February 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
begging the Bucks to stop holding the trade market hostage, please don't make me listen to several more months of theoretical Giannis trade deals, please do it before the deadline
Reposted by patrick
oh i fucking hate the flames all my homies hate the flames
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
oh i fucking hate the flames all my homies hate the flames
Reposted by patrick
Something awful was a mistake
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Something awful was a mistake
Reposted by patrick
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
on the off chance the sixers win a chip, embiid's doctor deserves a ring, jesus
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
on the off chance the sixers win a chip, embiid's doctor deserves a ring, jesus
If Giannis lands in Golden State and him and Steph get a ring we will never be free from top 3 discourse
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If Giannis lands in Golden State and him and Steph get a ring we will never be free from top 3 discourse
Can't wait for the announcement that Giannis is signing with the Dodgers
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Can't wait for the announcement that Giannis is signing with the Dodgers
yo I love when my CEO gives a presentation and contradicts himself multiple times in between linkedin ass inspiration posting, definitely makes me feel good about the state of the company
January 28, 2026 at 7:12 PM
yo I love when my CEO gives a presentation and contradicts himself multiple times in between linkedin ass inspiration posting, definitely makes me feel good about the state of the company
goddamn weasel got into the chicken coop, incredibly upsetting
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
goddamn weasel got into the chicken coop, incredibly upsetting
crazy that giannis and the bucks are basically holding the entire trade market hostage, we've going to see some crazy moves in the twilight hours of the deadline
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM
crazy that giannis and the bucks are basically holding the entire trade market hostage, we've going to see some crazy moves in the twilight hours of the deadline
are the sixers, like, hungover because of the eagles game or something? what has happened??
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
are the sixers, like, hungover because of the eagles game or something? what has happened??
bald keldon for 6moty
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
bald keldon for 6moty
god i wish it would happen
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 AM
god i wish it would happen
Reposted by patrick
with Jimmy out for the season will the warriors finally give Kuminga minutes? (No. They will not.)
January 20, 2026 at 2:52 PM
with Jimmy out for the season will the warriors finally give Kuminga minutes? (No. They will not.)
Bronny getting more minutes than Knecht, that's rough buddy
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Bronny getting more minutes than Knecht, that's rough buddy
BALD KELDON IS A MENACE, SO TRUE
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
BALD KELDON IS A MENACE, SO TRUE