Blake
thornblake.bsky.social
Blake
@thornblake.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, mediocre at darts.Yelling into the void about Hockey 🏒 Darts 🎯 and Belgian Football🇧🇪⚽️
Prediction Markets to Gambling is essentially what Heroin is to Drugs. It's the pinnacle of problem/degenerate gambling.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The Canucks having success this season was built on 4 pillars:

Demko's health

Pettersson resurgence

The team staying healthy

Divisional and WC Teams getting off to a slow start

It's November 12th and all 4 pillars have collapsed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Lovely birthday card from my niece. Smiling through the pain.
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Annual reminder that Tootsie Rolls are the most depressing candy known to man.
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
October 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Townies<Baymen
Whenever I wear a hoodie with a flannel shirt, I think about this illustration I saw in Newfoundland showing the difference between a "Townie" (someone from St John's who wears the hoodie over the flannel) and a "Bayman" (someone from a small village who wears the flannel over the hoodie)
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Mariners are primed to shatter my heart into a million pieces.
THE MLB PLAYOFF FIELD IS SET!
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I can only speak for myself on this. Outside of Christmas cards and the 3 or 4 things that don't offer paperless options, I don't get any other mail.
September 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
A lot of teams are just sputtering right now.
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When did the Guardians become a wagon?
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
X don't give it to ya anymore, and that's sad.
Nobody asks where the hoods at anymore and that's sad.
Nobody stops to drop, shut anyone down, or open up shop anymore and that's sad.
September 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In order to get the ingredients for the sauce for the demo, they had to search and read a recipe that typically has the cooking directions...rendering this whole AI tool a complete and total waste of time. 🤦‍♂️
LiveAI demo fails on the first prompt at Meta Connect 2025. #Meta #AI #LiveAI
September 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Puddle Jumpin 🌧💦
August 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
5-1 Aggregate. The ticket to UCL is all but punched! 🎟🇪🇺🔵⚫️ #CLURFC
August 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It was a trade at the deadline instead of free agency, but Andrew Vaughn has done exactly this for the brew crew. @garandall.bsky.social
I'm going to take out the crystal ball for this one. Boeser is Vaughn (Consistent, does his thing, fanbase loves him, but his future in the org. is constantly in question. He leaves via free agency for a team on the rise and makes a meaningful contribution to their success) 🔮
August 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
All this hype behind the Brew Crew for them inevitably get mopped in the NLDS.
THE BREWERS ARE COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Furthest I've been:

N: River of Ponds Newfoundland
S: New Orleans, Louisiana
E: Amsterdam, Netherlands
W: Calgary, Alberta
Furthest I've been:

N: Fort MacKay, Alberta
S: Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
E: Punta Cana, Dominican Republic
W: Kaanapali, Maui
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Edmonton/Jasper, Alberta
S: Cartagena, Colombia
E: Caribbean/Puerto Rico
W: Oahu, Hawaii
August 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hulk Hogan: False finish at 11am?

The Universe: That doesn't work for me brother!
July 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The good lord didn't need 3 rock bottoms and a people's elbow to finish Hogan. Just sayin'😉
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"FUCK THE HULK HOGAN FOREVER" - The Iron Sheik
July 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
🤣🤣🤣
July 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Tranquility. 📸
July 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM