L: Sam, don’t eat that battery.
Me: He doesn’t eat batteries, he’s smarter than that.
L: He eats plastic.
M: Touché.
L: …I don’t know what that means.
M: It’s French for ”touch”
L: …..???
L: Sam, don’t eat that battery.
Me: He doesn’t eat batteries, he’s smarter than that.
L: He eats plastic.
M: Touché.
L: …I don’t know what that means.
M: It’s French for ”touch”
L: …..???
*buttoning her polo*
Me: you skipped the bottom one.
M: I haven’t done that one yet.
Me: Oh, so you’re going from the middle to the top to the bottom?
M: YES!
Me: That’s weird but ok.
*buttoning her polo*
Me: you skipped the bottom one.
M: I haven’t done that one yet.
Me: Oh, so you’re going from the middle to the top to the bottom?
M: YES!
Me: That’s weird but ok.
All the government has to do is claim that you're a liberal; & without due process you'll be executed in the street before you can prove the contrary.
All the government has to do is claim that you're a liberal; & without due process you'll be executed in the street before you can prove the contrary.
Don’t save the box just because it’s a good box.
*Christmas rolls around*
Dang it.
Don’t save the box just because it’s a good box.
*Christmas rolls around*
Dang it.
#release #thefiles
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It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
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National Crisis Line: 988
For Veterans: 988, press 1
National Text Line: text "HOME" to 741741
The above lines are the only ones tied into the National 988 network. All the rest in this thread are not.