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@thwarted.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It's pretty crazy how we drown our used food before sending it downtown.
How you finish this sentence reveals something about you.
"I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on
my _________!"
"I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on
my _________!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
How you finish this sentence reveals something about you.
"I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on
my _________!"
"I'm going to cum! Quick, fart on
my _________!"
They're really pushing Amazon Music hard.
I've seen the message
You’ve been unsubscribed. You will no longer receive marketing emails about Amazon Music Unlimited.
like 5 times now, maybe Amazon will get the message that I'm not interested.
I've seen the message
You’ve been unsubscribed. You will no longer receive marketing emails about Amazon Music Unlimited.
like 5 times now, maybe Amazon will get the message that I'm not interested.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They're really pushing Amazon Music hard.
I've seen the message
You’ve been unsubscribed. You will no longer receive marketing emails about Amazon Music Unlimited.
like 5 times now, maybe Amazon will get the message that I'm not interested.
I've seen the message
You’ve been unsubscribed. You will no longer receive marketing emails about Amazon Music Unlimited.
like 5 times now, maybe Amazon will get the message that I'm not interested.
WTF, this flow doesn't actually exist. There is no "Google" entry in the "Settings App".
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
WTF, this flow doesn't actually exist. There is no "Google" entry in the "Settings App".
Navigating a menu three levels deep to choose tea, earl grey, hot.
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Navigating a menu three levels deep to choose tea, earl grey, hot.
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
OH: "No, I don't want to pull on the skin tag on your choad."
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
OH: "No, I don't want to pull on the skin tag on your choad."
But why stop there? He can exist in his own little bubble universe, shadow banned from reality.
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
But why stop there? He can exist in his own little bubble universe, shadow banned from reality.
This is referring to musk taking a picture of himself and asking grok to roast it, right?
A well-roast turkey is absolutely incredible, what’s wrong with you people.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This is referring to musk taking a picture of himself and asking grok to roast it, right?
Assembling the team.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Assembling the team.
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"Shitposters are the queerest, oddest, shyest, most recluse, creatures; but they never profess to be other than shitposters. The profoundest reverence for these great skeeters need prevent no one from saying that he has not written 'the Great American shitpost'."
~ John William DeForest, probably
~ John William DeForest, probably
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Shitposters are the queerest, oddest, shyest, most recluse, creatures; but they never profess to be other than shitposters. The profoundest reverence for these great skeeters need prevent no one from saying that he has not written 'the Great American shitpost'."
~ John William DeForest, probably
~ John William DeForest, probably
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"The great American shitpost has not only already been written, it has already been ratioed."
~ W. Somerset Maugham, probably
~ W. Somerset Maugham, probably
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"The great American shitpost has not only already been written, it has already been ratioed."
~ W. Somerset Maugham, probably
~ W. Somerset Maugham, probably
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"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"writing code to solve a problem" used to have "understanding the problem" as a prerequisite. but vibecoding allows solution-shaped objects to be produced without any of the hard-won understanding. beware of solution-shaped objects.
OH: "They can pry the weed from my cold, dead, hemp oil covered hands."
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
OH: "They can pry the weed from my cold, dead, hemp oil covered hands."
Let there be no doubt in anyone's mind that both of Pete Campbell's testicles "absolutely" descended.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Let there be no doubt in anyone's mind that both of Pete Campbell's testicles "absolutely" descended.
My first cell phone number was awesome, it had six 7s in it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
My first cell phone number was awesome, it had six 7s in it.
I've been using the same 8gig USB drive to install linux on my home machines for the past 20 years.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I've been using the same 8gig USB drive to install linux on my home machines for the past 20 years.
wtf firewalld/firewall-cmd is terrible. Is it --get-X or --list-all-X? --remove-X or --delete-X? Spin the wheel and find out. Policies can only be applied to the permanent settings? Doesn't that undermine the permanent -vs- runtime distinction? wtf
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
wtf firewalld/firewall-cmd is terrible. Is it --get-X or --list-all-X? --remove-X or --delete-X? Spin the wheel and find out. Policies can only be applied to the permanent settings? Doesn't that undermine the permanent -vs- runtime distinction? wtf
Your Own Personal Jesus.
Your Own Personal Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Peter Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Peter Pan Jesus.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Your Own Personal Jesus.
Your Own Personal Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Peter Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Pan Jesus.
Your Own Personal Peter Pan Jesus.
[used fart salesman] What do I have to do to get you to fart today?
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
[used fart salesman] What do I have to do to get you to fart today?
ACAB applies to Sting, too (obviously)
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
ACAB applies to Sting, too (obviously)
Uh, actually, it's Thirty-Eight One Hundredths Special.
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Uh, actually, it's Thirty-Eight One Hundredths Special.
Can't believe they didn't edit the WTC towers out of Glenn Frey's "You Belong in the City" music video, out of respect.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Can't believe they didn't edit the WTC towers out of Glenn Frey's "You Belong in the City" music video, out of respect.
This is the kind of shit you spend all day yelling at cars waiting at the intersection from a street corner in some downtown area.
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
This is the kind of shit you spend all day yelling at cars waiting at the intersection from a street corner in some downtown area.
Why is rpcinfo printing the 16-bit port numbers as two 8-bit integers? wtf
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why is rpcinfo printing the 16-bit port numbers as two 8-bit integers? wtf
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It's the year 2025 and I still can not easily mount my home NFS server on a Windows machine.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It's the year 2025 and I still can not easily mount my home NFS server on a Windows machine.