Tim Unkenholz
@timunken.bsky.social
Formerly Buzzfeed, now playing Red Redemption again.
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Dry January hack: it doesnt apply to alcohol in foods so you can just eat a ton of penne alla vodka everyday to keep the buzz going
January 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Dry January hack: it doesnt apply to alcohol in foods so you can just eat a ton of penne alla vodka everyday to keep the buzz going
A great fear of mine as I get older is that a group of gen z kids find out what my last name is and really take it to riff city while I meekly laugh it off
January 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
A great fear of mine as I get older is that a group of gen z kids find out what my last name is and really take it to riff city while I meekly laugh it off
shes the perfect woman...
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
shes the perfect woman...
This guy won't leave!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This guy won't leave!!!
[trump voice] the so-called "new girl" should be...cece! we love cece! don't we folks?
December 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
[trump voice] the so-called "new girl" should be...cece! we love cece! don't we folks?
You: *wake up at 10:30am*
Parents: Good morning! ...Or should I say...*longest, most sinister pregnant pause* Good AFTERNOON!
Parents: Good morning! ...Or should I say...*longest, most sinister pregnant pause* Good AFTERNOON!
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You: *wake up at 10:30am*
Parents: Good morning! ...Or should I say...*longest, most sinister pregnant pause* Good AFTERNOON!
Parents: Good morning! ...Or should I say...*longest, most sinister pregnant pause* Good AFTERNOON!
Pure, stilled rizz
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pure, stilled rizz
The Family Stone? Well, I must say, it is, based on what occurs in the film, in fact, more like "The Family Bones"!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Family Stone? Well, I must say, it is, based on what occurs in the film, in fact, more like "The Family Bones"!!
Reposted by Tim Unkenholz
PAUL HUNHAM WILL RETURN IN...
HOLDOVERS: AGE OF ANAXAGORAS
HOLDOVERS: AGE OF ANAXAGORAS
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
PAUL HUNHAM WILL RETURN IN...
HOLDOVERS: AGE OF ANAXAGORAS
HOLDOVERS: AGE OF ANAXAGORAS
If this kid pulled the same shit in America nowadays he would be sent to Venezuela
December 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If this kid pulled the same shit in America nowadays he would be sent to Venezuela
Alan Rickman and Mr. Bean so good together in the jewelry shop scene in Love Actually. Real life Looney Tune pairing
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Alan Rickman and Mr. Bean so good together in the jewelry shop scene in Love Actually. Real life Looney Tune pairing
she hit him with the "extree extree" hat
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
she hit him with the "extree extree" hat
The virgin Mark. The chad Colin
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The virgin Mark. The chad Colin
Fellas, a fun new holiday bit I've discovered that really annoys girlfriends/wives is to sing Christmas Carols in Cameron Winter voice, especially if your gf/wife is not familiar with the band Geese or Mr. Winter's solo work
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fellas, a fun new holiday bit I've discovered that really annoys girlfriends/wives is to sing Christmas Carols in Cameron Winter voice, especially if your gf/wife is not familiar with the band Geese or Mr. Winter's solo work
Watching 4 Christmases. Nothing against Reese Witherspoon, but I would like to see how far Vince Vaughn could chuck her
December 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Watching 4 Christmases. Nothing against Reese Witherspoon, but I would like to see how far Vince Vaughn could chuck her
These are my two dipshit sons
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
These are my two dipshit sons
I'm in North Carolina and a 2ft tall southern woman with Guy Fieri hair pulled me aside and said "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you look like JD Vance? I hope you take that as a compliment"
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm in North Carolina and a 2ft tall southern woman with Guy Fieri hair pulled me aside and said "Excuse me, has anyone ever told you that you look like JD Vance? I hope you take that as a compliment"
Watching The Santa Clause and someone needs to bully these elves, man. So smug. "I have shoes older than you!" Hey buddy how about I shove you in the locker you keep those shoes in
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Watching The Santa Clause and someone needs to bully these elves, man. So smug. "I have shoes older than you!" Hey buddy how about I shove you in the locker you keep those shoes in
No family is worth visiting for the holidays if you have to fly out of Newark
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
No family is worth visiting for the holidays if you have to fly out of Newark
Reposted by Tim Unkenholz
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
Feel like Bill Maher seems like a guy that would be in the Epstein files but I also think it's possible he went one time but he was so annoying he was never invited again
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Feel like Bill Maher seems like a guy that would be in the Epstein files but I also think it's possible he went one time but he was so annoying he was never invited again