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TMI Queen (Amy)
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Pirate enthusiast from the Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Grandma aged, so give me all the NSFW. 😂
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yes, still.
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me with this and Taika
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Alright, I’m finally home for the weekend. I’m not going anywhere the entire weekend because we’re supposed to get a foot of lake effect snow.

I’m gonna need a lot of smut to read. 😏
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Rhys looking at his inbox:
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My son was told that last year when he was trying to buy cigarettes. Even the cop said his ID was fake! 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Whew! Drove through a winter storm to get home tonight. Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow morning when I go to work.

At least tomorrow it’ll be salted, unlike tonight. Slid through every intersection and stop sign. 😬
#PureMichigan
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Taika and a puppy.

I died.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Also, my son is dating a baker this year. I can’t wait to see what we’re having for dessert. 😋🤤😋
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I never eat past 1p on Thanksgiving and my son says he wants to have dinner at 4p.

I literally starve myself all day so I can pig out all day on the food.

I might die. 😂😂😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Happy Pangsgiving. Enjoy your ritual sacrifice (with pie).
a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
ALT: a woman in a red dress is saying but it 's a sham with yams
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Welp…this should be fun
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Back to work today. Half my voice returned and loaded up on meds. Thankful for a sit down job. 🙌🏻
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Our Flag Means Death Season 3 as a 5 hour long movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Dear baby Jesus in the manger….🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just one opportunity to get my fingers tangled up in those fluffy curls 🤤🤤🤤#TaikaTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
X-ray tech: Any chance you could be pregnant?

Me: Not unless it’s the second coming of Christ

X-ray tech proceeds to almost collapse to the floor from laughter.

🤷🏻‍♀️🤰🏻🙅🏻‍♀️
Looks to be viral. Getting a chest X-ray to be on the safe side. Might get an inhaler. Wheeeeee….
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Looks to be viral. Getting a chest X-ray to be on the safe side. Might get an inhaler. Wheeeeee….
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Called off sick today and getting checked out. Hoping they give me some good antibiotics and maybe a nebulizer. 🙏🏼
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
😏😏😏
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Pretty sure I’m gonna have to go to the Walk-In or ER today. I’m coughing up the grossest stuff and wheezing every time I exhale.

When I talk, I sound like a three pack a day chain smoker.

Ughhhhhhhh…..
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Currently playing a game of “Did a mosquito get caught in my sleeve or should I grab my Epi-Pen?”

😬😬😬
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Buffy Anne
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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the YEARNING 🥺😭
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This line was 100% written by David Jenkins and you can’t convince me otherwise…
Actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM