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Swiss living abroad | News & Politics Junkie | not neutral |

These days, people are content with very little. Let the comedy show begin...
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Seen in a gift shop in South Africa, Western Cape province.

Shall I buy it 🤔? or leave it for other people to enjoy?
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Trump complains that criminals and migrants are getting so close to the White House.
What does “so close” mean? They live there!

(in the picture: left, a criminal; right, a migrant)"
Trump beklagt, dass Kriminelle und Migranten so nahe an das weiße Haus rankommen.
Was heißt "so nahe"?? Die wohnen da drin!

(im Bild: links ein Krimineller, rechts: eine Migrantin)
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"Gold and Rolex for Trump: Two Green Party members of the Swiss National Council have filed a corruption complaint with the Office of the Attorney General."
👍
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
🤣
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Easy...

"My one-point peace plan: Russia returns to its borders and stays there. Thank you for your attention."
Mein 1-Punkt Friedensplan: Russland kehrt in seine Grenzen zurück und bleibt dort. Danke für die Aufmerksamkeit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This!
Many people forget that the first country the Nazi’s invaded was their own.
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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This is great… 🤣🤣🤣🥳🇺🇸
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Im Büro eines republikanischen Abgeordneten hing eine Flagge mit einem Hakenkreuz.
Eine Regenbogenflagge hätte ihm ernsthafte Probleme beschert.
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Saved a little Cape White-eye from drowning. Was a close call.

I named it Epstein for no reason.
October 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Headline in one of Switzerland's largest newspapers: 4,500 US soldiers storm Mallorca

The felon: "I said Greenland! Greenland...!"
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The good news: The whales are back!
October 6, 2025 at 7:07 AM
To the felon at at the White House: Russia leaves Ukraine soil = peace (for a while)
August 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Amazing...

Trump fascists before the election: We are for absolute freedom of speech!

Trump fascists now: Anyone with the wrong opinion has to leave the country or not enter the country.
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh wonderful shi*t. +300% tariff for Switzerland, ok might be 3'000'000%.

www.rawchili.com/nhl/27478/
Switzerland shuts out US 3-0 at ice hockey worlds - NHL
HERNING, Denmark -- Last year’s runner-up Switzerland shut out the United States 3-0 and handed the Americans their first loss at the ice hockey world
www.rawchili.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Shit, I am getting old: "Eminem ist Grossvater"
April 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Trump entlässt Tim Haugh, den Direktor der NSA und Chef des US-Cyberkommandos UND lässt den US-Aktienmarkt abstürzen - am selben Morgen.

Trump is firing Tim Haugh, the director of NSA and chief of U.S. Cyber Command AND tanking the US stock market - on the same morning.
April 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Back in Addo Elephant Park after more than 20 years. I think he recognized me...
March 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Russia operates a complex system of fake news sites, Kl-generated content and manipulated quotes.

Telegram, Facebook and X spread the content millions of times a day.

The aim: to destroy your trust in the media, democracy and facts.

You are not a spectator of this war.

You are its target.
March 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just some Mountain Zebras I met today.
February 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Finally I got a shot of the rooibekkie (common waxbill) with white wings. Hope I get it flying one day... looks amazing!
February 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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They voted to lose their jobs
They voted for a laughingstock
They voted for corporate welfare
They voted to cut Social Security
They voted to raise their own taxes
They voted to deport their neighbor
They voted to defund public schools
They voted to lose their food assistance
February 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every picture tells a story...
February 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Volksverpetzer ist grandios.

Translated: Trump voters elected him so that he would deport more people and food prices would fall. Now that Trump is in office, he is deporting fewer people and food prices are rising because of his political plans. Well done.

bsky.app/profile/volk...
Die Trump-Wähler wählten ihnen ihn, damit er mehr Menschen abschiebt und damit die Lebensmittelpreise sinken. Kaum ist Trump im Amt, schiebt er weniger ab und wegen seiner politischen Pläne werden die Lebensmittelpreise steigen. Gut gemacht.
January 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM