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January 25, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Joseph Goebbels, mai 1933
Vance: "I want to address an elephant in the room, a fear some of you have that not enough progress has been made, that not enough has happened in the political arena, that we're not going fast enough. That our politics have failed to answer the clarion call to life. I want you to know I hear you"
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Dårlegaste vaktbikkja nokonsinne
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
tråd
7. Immigrants, asylum seekers, Muslims, women, transgender people, disabled people, students, protesters: anyone and everyone must be blamed for our dysfunctions, except those causing them. Ever more extreme “culture wars” (a euphemism for divide-and-rule) must be waged.
January 23, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Ein er ikkje nødvendigvis sjølv om ein er professor. Han her endra ei innstilling i ChatGPT og mista to års arbeid som han hadde lagra der
January 23, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Sir, you can’t break up with someone who already blocked your number
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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The Board of Peace is to other international institutions as Truth Social is to other social media.
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Border Patrol agents are very sad that everyone in Minnesota hates them.

“At each gas station where the agents stopped to use the restroom, groups of agitators appeared, yelled at them, stalked them, and even tried to prevent law enforcement vehicles from leaving…”
January 22, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Johnson pleier ikkje få med seg så mange nyheiter, men Nobel-prisen har han visst registrert
Mike Johnson accuses Norway of “making a political decision & not awarding the Nobel Prize to probably the most deserving individual in history of the prize. There are 8 to 10 wars & conflicts that’ve been resolved by President Trump, & he got snubbed.”

(Vid via Manu Raju on X)
January 21, 2026 at 8:52 PM
På quizen i går var eitt av spørsmåla "Kva er vardøger?" Laget vi retta hadde svart "Person frå Vardø", og det var freistande å gje dei poeng
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"I mention it not so as to insult you in any way—that you have some kinship with the devil."

(Collected tales of Nikolai Gogol)
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

“I always end up with skinned knuckles and a few choice words.”

From “Weaving Hand Towels Simply: 43 Designs for 4 and 8-Shaft Looms”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.

"Trump has committed these crimes in plain sight and confessed to some of them, like obstruction, on television."
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
No er sjansen her til å snyta på skatten, om ein skundar seg litt
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Verkar påliteleg
January 21, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Heia Danmark!
Well well well. The Danes are weaponising firesales.
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Hør på forskningen:
Flere etterspør fakta i innvandringsdebatten. Her er en gjennomgang.
Les Jonas Hjorts innlegg.
www.aftenposten.no
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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1️⃣ He didn't say that.
2️⃣ He said it, but you misunderstood him.
3️⃣ He said what you understood, but he was just trolling.
4️⃣ He was serious but he's just negotiating, not going to do it.
5️⃣ He's going to do it for grand strategy reasons I've invented.
6️⃣ Look what you liberals made him do.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 AM
#lufc for those with long memories
🚨🇺🇸 Houston Dynamo agree $10m deal plus 30% sell-on clause to sign Matheus Bogusz, deal done. The clubs are working on documents, all agreed also with his agent Blash Hosseini. Medical to follow next.
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 8:40 AM
"The forum will be the centre of the world this week - and totally bizarre." BBC om at Trump skal til World Economic Forum i Davos denne veka
Davos: Trump looms large over biggest-ever World Economic Forum
Expect the World Economic Forum this week to be both the centre of the world and totally bizarre.
www.bbc.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 AM
None of the five bottom teams lost this round #lufc (and none of the top five have won, though Villa may yet)
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM