Jakey, MD
@toleratejake.bsky.social
Primary care/urgent care physician, woodworker, and musician honing my apocalypse skillset
Go Cs baby love da Cs
Go Cs baby love da Cs
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Jakey, MD
@toleratejake.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Cryptid-heads are the only good conspiracists left - they don’t bother anyone and spend a lot of time photographing lakes
A lot of of my patients <45 come in asking for colon cancer screening, and I have to tell them that they’re on the hook for the full cost. That’s crazy! We have a home test! That’s very accurate and cheap!
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
A lot of of my patients <45 come in asking for colon cancer screening, and I have to tell them that they’re on the hook for the full cost. That’s crazy! We have a home test! That’s very accurate and cheap!
I think Keith Ellison got hands he looks like he would turn this bobblehead’s shit off
At 1:15 Keith said "pull up then"
Hawley ended up getting so aggressive toward Ellison, including calling for his arrest, that even Rand Paul asked him to tone it down
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I think Keith Ellison got hands he looks like he would turn this bobblehead’s shit off
I’m trying to level up my wood turning and I’m attempted to make a playable trumpet bell from maple
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I’m trying to level up my wood turning and I’m attempted to make a playable trumpet bell from maple
I organized for a white collar union last year and educated people have the poorest understanding of class solidarity
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I organized for a white collar union last year and educated people have the poorest understanding of class solidarity
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Jelly Roll performs John Cage’s “4’33’” to raptorous applause - he has never been quiet this long in his whole life and his head pops like a water balloon filled with grape jelly
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Jelly Roll performs John Cage’s “4’33’” to raptorous applause - he has never been quiet this long in his whole life and his head pops like a water balloon filled with grape jelly
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I get circulation restored with CPR less than half the time in hospital-based resource rich environments, and time is the most important thing. She was young and healthy and absolutely had a decent chance of stabilizing her. They killed her. Twice
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I get circulation restored with CPR less than half the time in hospital-based resource rich environments, and time is the most important thing. She was young and healthy and absolutely had a decent chance of stabilizing her. They killed her. Twice
federal shock troops executing citizens in your state appears to be strongly related to how likely you are to search “abolish ICE”
January 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
federal shock troops executing citizens in your state appears to be strongly related to how likely you are to search “abolish ICE”
No doctor should be allowed to prescribe a drug until they’ve tried it themselves
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
No doctor should be allowed to prescribe a drug until they’ve tried it themselves
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My swear-in book is Strunk & White “Elements of Style.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My swear-in book is Strunk & White “Elements of Style.”
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Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
April 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
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Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
Ageless, we still love you 36
Marcus Smart is still in foul trouble
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ageless, we still love you 36
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My fav fun fact is we only have LED bulbs in the white spectrum is because a random Japanese salary-man scientist spent 15 years researching alone and invented the blue LED which everyone else assumed was physically impossible to make
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My fav fun fact is we only have LED bulbs in the white spectrum is because a random Japanese salary-man scientist spent 15 years researching alone and invented the blue LED which everyone else assumed was physically impossible to make
Afternoon challenge: have a good time on the internet
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Afternoon challenge: have a good time on the internet
I actually love it when a brand advertises a product I just bought
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I actually love it when a brand advertises a product I just bought
The hot bean water, it is a sacred ritual
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The hot bean water, it is a sacred ritual
Reckless shit!
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reckless shit!
vfib is wicked dangerous - this guy is not in good shape re finishing this term
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
vfib is wicked dangerous - this guy is not in good shape re finishing this term
I just got my first real paycheck of my medical career at age 32 and I donated 250 bucks of it to the local food bank
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just got my first real paycheck of my medical career at age 32 and I donated 250 bucks of it to the local food bank
I’m thinking about this a lot over the past 24 hours and how much it matters to me as a Jewish man. Ultimately, I think this website is hyper aware of fascism far above the replacement rate for the average Normie.
Maybe I’m ignorant but is this skull specifically like well known nazi imagery? I have a tattoo of a skull on my chest too its pretty common in flash books at any shop
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m thinking about this a lot over the past 24 hours and how much it matters to me as a Jewish man. Ultimately, I think this website is hyper aware of fascism far above the replacement rate for the average Normie.
His hit rate on predicting his future rivals is very high - remember he accurately clocked biden as his biggest threat very early into Trump 1.0. Its the reason for the first impeachment!
He knows what's coming next year and he sure as shit is more afraid of AOC-types than anybody else.
Trump: AOC is talking about having rebellions, she's not the leader, who the hell wants to go into her door anyway, she never took a course on the environment. The only thing wrong with midterms is a President gets elected, and for some reason, you lose the midterms.
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
His hit rate on predicting his future rivals is very high - remember he accurately clocked biden as his biggest threat very early into Trump 1.0. Its the reason for the first impeachment!
This is fair - terrible judgement or not, I think this whole situation might end up helping him with normie Mainers
sorry this shit is disqualifying, even if you’re too much of a dumbass to know what this at the time you remove it immediately
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is fair - terrible judgement or not, I think this whole situation might end up helping him with normie Mainers
I’m gonna start posting more bc I feel like as a lifelong lurker my worldview is way too much of What Other People Think and not enough of What I Think
August 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m gonna start posting more bc I feel like as a lifelong lurker my worldview is way too much of What Other People Think and not enough of What I Think
Re-upping this today re: our painted mad king
Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
August 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Re-upping this today re: our painted mad king
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds