Jakey, MD
@toleratejake.bsky.social
Primary care physician, woodworker, and musician honing my apocalypse skillset
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Jakey, MD
@toleratejake.bsky.social
· Jul 18
Cryptid-heads are the only good conspiracists left - they don’t bother anyone and spend a lot of time photographing lakes
No doctor should be allowed to prescribe a drug until they’ve tried it themselves
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
No doctor should be allowed to prescribe a drug until they’ve tried it themselves
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My swear-in book is Strunk & White “Elements of Style.”
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My swear-in book is Strunk & White “Elements of Style.”
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Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
April 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
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Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
Ageless, we still love you 36
Marcus Smart is still in foul trouble
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Ageless, we still love you 36
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My fav fun fact is we only have LED bulbs in the white spectrum is because a random Japanese salary-man scientist spent 15 years researching alone and invented the blue LED which everyone else assumed was physically impossible to make
December 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My fav fun fact is we only have LED bulbs in the white spectrum is because a random Japanese salary-man scientist spent 15 years researching alone and invented the blue LED which everyone else assumed was physically impossible to make
Afternoon challenge: have a good time on the internet
December 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Afternoon challenge: have a good time on the internet
I actually love it when a brand advertises a product I just bought
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I actually love it when a brand advertises a product I just bought
The hot bean water, it is a sacred ritual
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The hot bean water, it is a sacred ritual
Reckless shit!
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reckless shit!
vfib is wicked dangerous - this guy is not in good shape re finishing this term
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson. (via @wesa.fm)
Sen. Fetterman hospitalized in Pittsburgh after heart episode, fall outside his Braddock home
Fetterman fell, hitting his face, while taking a walk and experiencing an episode of ventricular fibrillation, according to a spokesperson.
n.pr
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
vfib is wicked dangerous - this guy is not in good shape re finishing this term
I just got my first real paycheck of my medical career at age 32 and I donated 250 bucks of it to the local food bank
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I just got my first real paycheck of my medical career at age 32 and I donated 250 bucks of it to the local food bank
I’m thinking about this a lot over the past 24 hours and how much it matters to me as a Jewish man. Ultimately, I think this website is hyper aware of fascism far above the replacement rate for the average Normie.
Maybe I’m ignorant but is this skull specifically like well known nazi imagery? I have a tattoo of a skull on my chest too its pretty common in flash books at any shop
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m thinking about this a lot over the past 24 hours and how much it matters to me as a Jewish man. Ultimately, I think this website is hyper aware of fascism far above the replacement rate for the average Normie.
His hit rate on predicting his future rivals is very high - remember he accurately clocked biden as his biggest threat very early into Trump 1.0. Its the reason for the first impeachment!
He knows what's coming next year and he sure as shit is more afraid of AOC-types than anybody else.
Trump: AOC is talking about having rebellions, she's not the leader, who the hell wants to go into her door anyway, she never took a course on the environment. The only thing wrong with midterms is a President gets elected, and for some reason, you lose the midterms.
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
His hit rate on predicting his future rivals is very high - remember he accurately clocked biden as his biggest threat very early into Trump 1.0. Its the reason for the first impeachment!
This is fair - terrible judgement or not, I think this whole situation might end up helping him with normie Mainers
sorry this shit is disqualifying, even if you’re too much of a dumbass to know what this at the time you remove it immediately
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This is fair - terrible judgement or not, I think this whole situation might end up helping him with normie Mainers
I’m gonna start posting more bc I feel like as a lifelong lurker my worldview is way too much of What Other People Think and not enough of What I Think
August 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m gonna start posting more bc I feel like as a lifelong lurker my worldview is way too much of What Other People Think and not enough of What I Think
Re-upping this today re: our painted mad king
Also now seeing aspirin is on his med list - no longer recommended for primary prevention of CV disease, now only used for ppl who have already had an MI or stroke. Did he have a stroke or a heart attack or something?
August 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Re-upping this today re: our painted mad king
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
August 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Man he’s got blood thinner hands. I see fragility bruises all the time at work. Bro had a heart attack or a stroke and they’re lying about his meds
Reposted by Jakey, MD
Vimes books are the only copaganda that I allow in my home
April 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Vimes books are the only copaganda that I allow in my home
I’m a primary care doctor, and I submitted a comment. They likely won’t care, but I need to speak about the federal government limiting vaccine access for my patients to receive the best evidence-based care that I know how to provide.
They’ll hear it from me
They’ll hear it from me
This comment period ends today, 5/23, at 11:59 pm ET. Please do comment asap if you believe the government should allow us to get COVID vaccinations. I can't believe we even have to petition them about this, but here we are.
GUYS. The comment period for this ends in THREE DAYS. PLEASE if you have even a little bit of time, submit a comment here: www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
Let them know EVERYONE should be able to get COVID vaccines. They BACK DOWN when WE PUSH BACK. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/f...
May 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m a primary care doctor, and I submitted a comment. They likely won’t care, but I need to speak about the federal government limiting vaccine access for my patients to receive the best evidence-based care that I know how to provide.
They’ll hear it from me
They’ll hear it from me
Pretty convinced at this point that they are cancelling all these NIH studies bc they think that “transgenic mice” means the mice are trans
March 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pretty convinced at this point that they are cancelling all these NIH studies bc they think that “transgenic mice” means the mice are trans
I keep all of my old pairs of glasses because I know if an apocalypse happens and I run out I’m borked
December 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I keep all of my old pairs of glasses because I know if an apocalypse happens and I run out I’m borked
The commonly accepted measurement of a cubit is 45 centimeters - the “royal cubit” is slightly longer
The tip of my middle finger to my elbow is 47 cm
I have A Royal Cubit
The tip of my middle finger to my elbow is 47 cm
I have A Royal Cubit
December 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
The commonly accepted measurement of a cubit is 45 centimeters - the “royal cubit” is slightly longer
The tip of my middle finger to my elbow is 47 cm
I have A Royal Cubit
The tip of my middle finger to my elbow is 47 cm
I have A Royal Cubit
Stay up for 26 hours and tell a girl you have loved her
December 15, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Stay up for 26 hours and tell a girl you have loved her
Just found a channel on my tv that plays mythbusters 24/7
December 9, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Just found a channel on my tv that plays mythbusters 24/7