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Made the mistake of switching over to NESN during the Mariners commercial break and they got a classic game from the 1985 Hockey East Championship when Providence was rocking the sweet track suit Cooperalls

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

THE MAN NEVER MADE A SUNDAY GRAVY IN HIS LIFE.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

“Tortellinis”

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 3d

Since it is Friday, I am once again reminding you that I am running for CA Assembly District 72, and that my solemn pledge not to use any campaign funds to eat excessive amounts of tortellinis remains in effect.

These are personal tortellinis.

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A plastic bowl filled with discount tortellinis and marinara sauce

www.kluweoc.com

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

goms indeed

Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

His prayer said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 3d

what is he praying for

a strangely constipated AI founding father

Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

A SINGLE NUCLEAR WARHEAD
OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN
HEADING TOWARD THE U.S.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

As someone who has repeatedly worn out a hole in his sheets due to constant restless legs, the only thing that seems to help (though not fully eliminate the issue) is no caffeine or alcohol after 5.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

#goms

Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 3d

Many of them are pedophiles just like him as well.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 4d

RIP Mike Greenwell; a man who got many memorable hits over his career, probably none more famous than the time he got hit by Mo Vaughn during batting practice.