Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles
@tomstea.bsky.social
theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | https://linktr.ee/tomstea
Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins
Today with @tomstea.bsky.social:
“Fraulein Sally Bowles is the ORIGINAL Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
“Fraulein Sally Bowles is the ORIGINAL Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins
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I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.
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'Le Pendu'
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
'Le Pendu'
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
From June 2025.
I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.
#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"
"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater
Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.
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Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
MAN WHAT?
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
The Rocky Horror Goon Show
Mean Goons
goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Rocky Horror Goon Show
Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
I first learned about Mainely Mandy via ThoughtSlime, and I love her content! Give her a subscribe if you're so inclined!
Five away!!
Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
I am literally only 18 subscribers away from 10k over on YouTube. Hoping for a Christmas miracle 🤞
youtube.com/@mainelymand...
youtube.com/@mainelymand...
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I first learned about Mainely Mandy via ThoughtSlime, and I love her content! Give her a subscribe if you're so inclined!
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.
Finally finished Moonflow this morning.
...I could just read it again, right?
...I could just read it again, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Finally finished Moonflow this morning.
...I could just read it again, right?
...I could just read it again, right?
Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face
You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker?
WATER.
WATER.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker?
WATER.
WATER.
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for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.
Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower
We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
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I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.
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I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus.
What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus.
What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
"Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
"Women don't like the vehicle."