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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles
@tomstea.bsky.social
theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | https://linktr.ee/tomstea
Complete with the undiagnosed neurodivergence-- excuse me, nerd virgins
Today with @tomstea.bsky.social:
“Fraulein Sally Bowles is the ORIGINAL Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
November 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I’ve taken up climbing more regularly. It has its ups and downs.
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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'Le Pendu'

From June 2025.

I'm a chronic project starter and I never finish anything because it takes a century to do it because I have to sell the majority of my life to do office bitch work. All that to say I abandoned the tarot deck idea.

#art #darkfantasy #illustration #folklore #tarot
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If anyone has turnip prices above 94 Bells, I would love to visit your island this week #ACNH
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
While watching Cabaret with @mellonmuin.bsky.social: "Leave Max alone, he's having autistic Floor Time!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"YOU CAN'T DO MILD ARSON" #OutOfContextTheater
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Aw crap. I just heard the unmistakeable squeak of mice and the skittering of tiny feet.
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Additionally, Lester's attraction to Angela was one of MANY harmful flaws, in a film full of problematic characters inflicting harm to each other in their selfish pursuit of beauty & perfection.

Between this & Fight Club, '99 was a banner year for wieners with poor media literacy.
MAN WHAT?

using kevin spacey for a comparison or example here is definitely… a choice
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Rocky Horror Goon Show
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I first learned about Mainely Mandy via ThoughtSlime, and I love her content! Give her a subscribe if you're so inclined!
Five away!!

Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
I am literally only 18 subscribers away from 10k over on YouTube. Hoping for a Christmas miracle 🤞

youtube.com/@mainelymand...
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Finally finished Moonflow this morning.

...I could just read it again, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face
Go fuck yourself
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker?

WATER.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus.

What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM