Tom Woodhead
@tomwoodhead.bsky.social
Writer, mastering engineer, used to sing in ¡Forward, Russia!
I master records for a living, I'm really good at it: www.hippocraticmastering.com
I master records for a living, I'm really good at it: www.hippocraticmastering.com
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Tom Woodhead
@tomwoodhead.bsky.social
· Jan 7
Tom Woodhead/Hippocratic Mastering showreel
Playlist · kingtoad · 60 items
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Musicians! To celebrate my 13th year(!) as a full-time mastering engineer I threw together this playlist of some of the stuff I've mastered. Here's to the next 13 years - I'm way cheaper than Abbey Road but better at mastering. Hit me up
open.spotify.com/playlist/3zF...
open.spotify.com/playlist/3zF...
Just fucking give the goal or don’t. What a fucking waste of time
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just fucking give the goal or don’t. What a fucking waste of time
Found this photo of me clearly about to say ‘milady’ at my parents’ house
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Found this photo of me clearly about to say ‘milady’ at my parents’ house
Proposed new Birmingham City stadium looks like something out of FF7. I'm into it
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Proposed new Birmingham City stadium looks like something out of FF7. I'm into it
Fucking hell, Mani's wife died two years ago and they had two 13-year-old kids. That's so fucking sad
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fucking hell, Mani's wife died two years ago and they had two 13-year-old kids. That's so fucking sad
If I replaced the batteries in my keyboard as often as MacOS told me to I reckon I'd be about 250 quid down
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If I replaced the batteries in my keyboard as often as MacOS told me to I reckon I'd be about 250 quid down
Given the choice to go back in time and kill Baby Hitler, I would instead choose to kill the baby who would go on to invent the term ‘fandom’
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Given the choice to go back in time and kill Baby Hitler, I would instead choose to kill the baby who would go on to invent the term ‘fandom’
Forgot to mention Jon Fosse's A Shining here, which was also good but not as good as the other three
Read some really great novellas recently. Not sure which of these was my favourite
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Forgot to mention Jon Fosse's A Shining here, which was also good but not as good as the other three
Read some really great novellas recently. Not sure which of these was my favourite
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Read some really great novellas recently. Not sure which of these was my favourite
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Back in 1998, Actua Soccer 3 made progressive moves by featuring Arsenal Ladies as an unlockable team. ♀️
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Back in 1998, Actua Soccer 3 made progressive moves by featuring Arsenal Ladies as an unlockable team. ♀️
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
However, other, less progressive teams also featured.
Different times.
Randomly got sent a load of backdated Forward Russia royalties for continental radio this morning. Over a grand. I could get used to this.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Randomly got sent a load of backdated Forward Russia royalties for continental radio this morning. Over a grand. I could get used to this.
Imagine if we had Global Brightening instead of Global Warming. That would be fucking sweet
November 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Imagine if we had Global Brightening instead of Global Warming. That would be fucking sweet
Reposted by Tom Woodhead
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
Starmer vs Streeting has massive Major vs Redwood vibes
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Starmer vs Streeting has massive Major vs Redwood vibes
As a bald man who has been bald for a very long time, it's bizarre to see how much advertising/anxiety exists around baldness for men in their 20s/30s today. You can waste years of time, energy and money trying to fight it, or just decide not to give a fuck!
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
As a bald man who has been bald for a very long time, it's bizarre to see how much advertising/anxiety exists around baldness for men in their 20s/30s today. You can waste years of time, energy and money trying to fight it, or just decide not to give a fuck!
Reposted by Tom Woodhead
There’s a good chance the British Prime Minister’s main adviser on AI is an OpenAI shareholder - but the government refuses to say whether she is.
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November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
There’s a good chance the British Prime Minister’s main adviser on AI is an OpenAI shareholder - but the government refuses to say whether she is.
🧵 1/5
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Tesco delivery just tried to substitute Hoola Hoops for Monster Munch. Come on lads
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Tesco delivery just tried to substitute Hoola Hoops for Monster Munch. Come on lads
The other day my son said 'I was thinking earlier, I've lived through some really unique days', thinking he was going to say COVID or something.
When pressed as to what he meant, he said '2/2/22'
When pressed as to what he meant, he said '2/2/22'
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The other day my son said 'I was thinking earlier, I've lived through some really unique days', thinking he was going to say COVID or something.
When pressed as to what he meant, he said '2/2/22'
When pressed as to what he meant, he said '2/2/22'
I need to send some equipment to the EU (Finland) to be repaired. Has anyone done this post-Brexit?
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I need to send some equipment to the EU (Finland) to be repaired. Has anyone done this post-Brexit?
And people have the temerity to claim TV isn’t relevant any more
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
And people have the temerity to claim TV isn’t relevant any more
A third thing: stood in line for the bar at the ballet, of all places, I unbuttoned my shirt, thinking there was a t-shirt underneath (there was nothing)
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A third thing: stood in line for the bar at the ballet, of all places, I unbuttoned my shirt, thinking there was a t-shirt underneath (there was nothing)
Oh, I also once lacerated the skin of my penis trying to reload an air-rifle
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done? I don’t mean “cheating on your partner” stupid, I mean stupid stupid. Like, once, I had this bubble bath which smelled absolutely delicious, so I took a big glug of it. That kind of stupid. (It did not taste delicious.)
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Oh, I also once lacerated the skin of my penis trying to reload an air-rifle
I didn't do this myself but when I worked at the Cockpit one of the other engineers accidentally made up a power cable with the plug where the socket should have been
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I didn't do this myself but when I worked at the Cockpit one of the other engineers accidentally made up a power cable with the plug where the socket should have been
So fucking sick of companies telling me my password doesn't meet their lofty standards. Fuck off!
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
So fucking sick of companies telling me my password doesn't meet their lofty standards. Fuck off!
Keir's favourite post-punk group
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Keir's favourite post-punk group